this guy was the biggest station ever so i knew he was never bluffing yet i still called

How to waste a royal flush

No Limit Holdem Tournament
2 Players
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Stacks:
BTN TheRockNYC (1390)
BB Hero (1610)

Effective Stacks: 46bb

Blinds: 15/30

Pre-Flop: (45, 2 players) Hero is BB with 10 8
TheRockNYC calls 15, Hero checks

Flop: 9 A J (60, 2 players)
Hero checks, TheRockNYC bets 30, Hero calls 30

Turn: Q (120, 2 players)
Hero checks, TheRockNYC checks

River: K (120, 2 players)
Hero bets 101, TheRockNYC folds

Final Pot: 221

i play like **** all day, does that count? i dont use HEM or PT3 @:@@@@@@

JESUS ****ing christ do I play bad.
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Hero (BB): t2880 M = 96
BTN/SB: t3120 M = 104

Pre Flop: (t30) Hero is BB with J A
BTN/SB raises to t120, Hero raises to t360, BTN/SB calls t240

Flop: (t720) Q 5 3 (2 players)
Hero bets t200, BTN/SB raises to t400, Hero raises to t600, BTN/SB calls t200

Turn: (t1920) 4 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB checks

River: (t1920) 4 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB checks

Final Pot: t1920
Hero shows J A (a pair of Fours)
BTN/SB mucks 6 K
Hero wins t1920

WHAT

THE ****

Well I played AJ even worse... =/
Still don't know why I did this.

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Hero (BB): t1800 M = 60
BTN/SB: t1200 M = 40

Pre Flop: (t30) Hero is BB with J A
BTN/SB raises to t60, Hero raises to t180, BTN/SB calls t120

Flop: (t360) 5 3 9 (2 players)
Hero bets t1620 all in, BTN/SB calls t1020 all in

Turn: (t2400) K (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t2400) K (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t2400
Hero shows J A (a pair of Kings)
BTN/SB shows 2 2 (two pair, Kings and Deuces)
BTN/SB wins t2400

god this was terrible lol


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BTN/SB: t1740 M = 23.20
Hero (BB): t1260 M = 16.80

Pre Flop: (t75) Hero is BB with 7 K
BTN/SB raises to t100, Hero calls t50

Flop: (t200) K A 4 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB checks

Turn: (t200) 9 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets t120, Hero raises to t290, BTN/SB calls t170

River: (t780) J (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets t440, Hero requests TIME, Hero calls t440

Final Pot: t1660
BTN/SB shows 4 4 (three of a kind, Fours)

guy had never ever raised me before and was passive with draws, god I suck at poker and still win


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Hero (BTN/SB): t1590 M = 17.67
BB: t1410 M = 15.67

Pre Flop: (t90) Hero is BTN/SB with 7 A 4 8
Hero raises to t120, BB calls t60

Flop: (t240) 8 A 5 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets t180, BB raises to t780, Hero raises to t1470 all in, BB calls t510 all in

Turn: (t2820) T (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t2820) 6 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t2820
Hero shows 7 A 4 8
BB shows K T 5 5
Hero wins t2820

1) flop the nuts
2) slowplay a wet flop and watch every scare card in the ****ing deck hit
3) ?????

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BB: t1355 M = 22.58
Hero (BTN/SB): t1645 M = 27.42

Pre Flop: (t60) Hero is BTN/SB with K A
Hero raises to t90, BB calls t50

Flop: (t180) T J Q (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets t90, BB raises to t180, Hero calls t90

Turn: (t540) 8 (2 players)
BB bets t120, Hero calls t120

River: (t780) J (2 players)
BB bets t240, Hero raises to t1255 all in, BB calls t725 all in

Final Pot: t2710
BB mucks 9 K
Hero shows K A (a straight, Ace high)
Hero wins t2710

4) stack villain anyways because he the whole hand was a ridiculous setup lolFTPaments
5) self-flagellation because the site didn't punish me at all for being this LOL

Note to self: Stop auto-shoving A7 over 3x raises 28bb deep when it's their first ****ing 3x of the match because "ooh ace high is a good hand".

LMAO @ this misread... I was playing 4 tables of HUNL cash and I had A,Q on the table beside this one... so after the flop when he shoved I snap called and said... oh wow... what the $%^& did I call for!!! lol

Full Tilt Poker Game #19503651791: Table Gough (heads up) - $0.25/$0.50 - No Limit Hold'em - 17:31:43 ET - 2010/03/23
Seat 1: AnXiEtY AtTaCkK ($59.60)
Seat 2: verlaine ($21.25)
AnXiEtY AtTaCkK posts the small blind of $0.25
verlaine posts the big blind of $0.50
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to AnXiEtY AtTaCkK [2s Qs]
AnXiEtY AtTaCkK raises to $1.50
verlaine calls $1
*** FLOP *** [Ad 9c Js]
verlaine bets $19.75, and is all in
AnXiEtY AtTaCkK calls $19.75
verlaine shows [Ts 8c]
AnXiEtY AtTaCkK shows [2s Qs]
*** TURN *** [Ad 9c Js] [4d]
*** RIVER *** [Ad 9c Js 4d] [Ks]
verlaine shows Ace King high
AnXiEtY AtTaCkK shows Ace King high
AnXiEtY AtTaCkK wins the pot ($42) with Ace King high
verlaine is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $42.50 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Ad 9c Js 4d Ks]
Seat 1: AnXiEtY AtTaCkK (small blind) showed [2s Qs] and won ($42) with Ace King high
Seat 2: verlaine (big blind) showed [Ts 8c] and lost with Ace King high


****
I was pretty happy to "RUN GOOD" with my accidental Q high call... lol

Bump

How did he not have wheel draw??!?!!

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Hero (BB): t1290 M = 43
BTN/SB: t1710 M = 57

Pre Flop: (t30) Hero is BB with 9 Q
BTN/SB calls t10, Hero raises to t60, BTN/SB calls t40

Flop: (t120) A 2 T (2 players)
Hero bets t60, BTN/SB calls t60

Turn: (t240) 2 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets t180, Hero calls t180

River: (t600) A (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets t420, Hero calls t420

Final Pot: t1440
Hero mucks 9 Q
BTN/SB shows 8 A (a full house, Aces full of Deuces)
BTN/SB wins t1440

vtown'd the *** out of his K6

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CO: $201.55
BTN: $101.75
Hero (SB): $72.95
BB: $99.50
UTG: $102.70
MP: $78.40

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is SB with A A
UTG raises to $3.50, MP raises to $11, 2 folds, Hero raises to $72.95 all in, 2 folds, MP calls $61.95

Flop: ($150.40) J J 9

Turn: ($150.40) Q

River: ($150.40) 3

villian shows A k

and this one too.

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SB: $223.40
Hero (BB): $197.00
UTG: $51.15
MP: $114.65
CO: $141.80
BTN: $154.70

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BB with Q K
2 folds, CO raises to $3, 1 fold, SB raises to $10, Hero calls $9, 1 fold

Flop: ($23.00) 3 K 8 (2 players)
SB bets $14.50, Hero calls $14.50

Turn: ($52.00) 9 (2 players)
SB bets $32.50, Hero calls $32.50

River: ($117.00) 4 (2 players)
SB bets $166.40 all in, Hero folds

poty

im almost too embarrassed to post this but i will anyway because it is awesome, awesome spew

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Hero (BTN/SB): $251.50
BB: $313.60

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is BTN/SB with J T
Hero raises to $6, BB calls $4

Flop: ($12.00) Q 6 8 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $8.00, BB calls $8

Turn: ($28.00) 9 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $20.00, BB raises to $40, Hero raises to $80, BB raises to $150, Hero calls $70

River: ($328.00) Q (2 players)
BB bets $149.60, Hero calls $87.50 all in

Final Pot: $503.00
Hero mucks J T
BB shows J K
BB wins $502.50
(Rake: $0.50)

wat

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Hero (BB): t1520 M = 50.67
BTN/SB: t1480 M = 49.33

Pre Flop: (t30) Hero is BB with A K
BTN/SB raises to t40, Hero raises to t120, BTN/SB calls t80

Flop: (t240) 6 3 4 (2 players)
Hero bets t120, BTN/SB calls t120

Turn: (t480) 9 (2 players)
Hero bets t340, BTN/SB calls t340

River: (t1160) Q (2 players)
Hero bets t940 all in, BTN/SB calls t900 all in

Final Pot: t2960
Hero shows A K (high card Ace)
BTN/SB shows 2 5 (a straight, Deuce to Six)
BTN/SB wins t2960

Not sure what I am trying to fold out here + he was a calling station so ******ed move by me.

lol misclickaments

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Hero (SB) (t1810)
BB (t1190)

Hero's M: 40.22

Preflop: Hero is SB with 9, A
Hero bets t765, BB raises to t1190 (All-In), Hero calls t425

Flop: (t2380) 4, Q, 7 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: (t2380) 3 (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t2380) 6 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: t2380

We should both be ashamed of ourselves....

No Limit Holdem Tournament
2 Players
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Stacks:
BB Hero (1230)
BTN gipfe1989 (1770)

Effective Stacks: 41bb

Blinds: 15/30

Pre-Flop: (45, 2 players) Hero is BB with A K
gipfe1989 raises to 60, Hero raises to 210, gipfe1989 calls 150

Flop: Q 6 7 (420, 2 players)
Hero bets 210, gipfe1989 raises to 420, Hero goes all-in 1020, gipfe1989 calls 600

Turn: 9 (2460, 2 players, 1 all-in)

River: 10 (2460, 2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: 2460
Hero shows
A K
gipfe1989 shows
3 A

Hero wins 2460 ( won +1230 )

gipfe1989 lost -1230

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BB: $265.50
Hero (BTN/SB): $518.60

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is BTN/SB with K J
Hero raises to $6, BB calls $4

Flop: ($12.00) 9 Q 3 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $8, BB raises to $22, Hero calls $14

Turn: ($56.00) 4 (2 players)
BB bets $40, Hero calls $40

River: ($136.00) 2 (2 players)
BB bets $100, Hero calls $100

Final Pot: $336.00
BB shows 9 9 (three of a kind, Nines)
Hero mucks K J
BB wins $335.50
(Rake: $0.50)

Did someone say ******ed herocalls?

Easy

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SB ($52.40)
Hero (BB) ($87.95)

Preflop: Hero is BB with K, 10
SB bets $1.50, Hero calls $1

Flop: ($3) 10, 7, 5 (2 players)
Hero checks, SB bets $2.50, Hero raises to $7.50, SB calls $5

Turn: ($18) 2 (2 players)
Hero bets $8, SB calls $8

River: ($34) Q (2 players)
Hero checks, SB bets $17, Hero calls $17

Total pot: $68 | Rake: $0.50

Results:
SB had A, 4 (flush, Ace high).
Hero mucked K, 10 (one pair, tens).
Outcome: SB won $67.50

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Hero (BB): $20.54
SB: $29.61

Pre Flop: ($0.30) Hero is with A T
raises to $0.60, Hero calls $0.40

Flop: ($1.20) 8 3 4 (2 players)
Hero checks, bets $0.90, Hero raises to $2.40, calls $1.50

Turn: ($6.00) 5 (2 players)
Hero bets $4.00, calls $4

River: ($14.00) Q (2 players)
Hero bets $13.54, calls $13.54

Final Pot: $41.08
SB shows 8 K
SB wins $40.08
(Rake: $1.00)

probably should re-name thread as 'worst hand i played so far today' as i'm sure i can do worse

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BTN/SB: t1425 M = 31.67
Hero (BB): t1575 M = 35

Pre Flop: (t45) Hero is BB with A Q
BTN/SB raises to t90, Hero calls t60

Flop: (t180) Q 4 J (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB checks

Turn: (t180) T (2 players)
Hero bets t120, BTN/SB raises to t270, Hero calls t150

River: (t720) 2 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB checks

Final Pot: t720
BTN/SB shows 7 7 (a pair of Sevens)
Hero shows A Q (a pair of Queens)
Hero wins t720

no comments on this I'll let you try to decipher my thought process here

I dont play SNGs, but why do you not 4b that flop, a K or pairing on the turn kills alot of action imo.
And hes not folding KJ KQ QJ QT Q9 and such.

because I wanted to bump this thread ldo

there's a reason this hand is posted here