lol, Im afraid he holds that Qh just like the Cincinnati Kid was by the J of diamonds.

this one i feel pretty bad about it. I had just brutally coolered the guy on other table so I thought he might get it in lighter than you would expect, and if I won this hand he'd spew 10 more ks to me, but that was prob a little far-fetched. oh well

Absolute Poker $5/$10 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players - View hand 528569
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

BB: $1180.75
Hero (BTN/SB): $1406.75

Pre Flop: ($15.00) Hero is BTN/SB with 7 5
Hero raises to $20, BB calls $10

Flop: ($40.00) 7 8 5 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $30, BB raises to $80, Hero raises to $250, BB raises to $500, Hero raises to $1386.75 all in, BB calls $660.75 all in

Turn: ($2361.50) J (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($2361.50) T (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $2361.50
BB shows 9 6 (Straight, seven to jack)
Hero shows 7 5 (Two Pair, sevens and fives)
BB wins $2360.75
(Rake: $0.75)

ca en fait des kebabs

pas tant que ca... pas tant que ca

Was already tilted and this guy was 3betting me something ridiculous like 75% so had to spite call the k5o pre and play back at him. He had me figured out though.

Full Tilt Poker $50.00 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (BTN/SB): $54.20
BB: $95.10

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BTN/SB with K 5
Hero raises to $1.50, BB raises to $4.50, Hero calls $3

Flop: ($9.00) T T T (2 players)
BB bets $9.00, Hero calls $9

Turn: ($27.00) 2 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $11.00, BB calls $11

River: ($49.00) J (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $29.70, BB calls $29.70

Final Pot: $108.40
Hero shows K 5
BB mucks 9 Q
Hero wins $107.90
(Rake: $0.50)

i think this qualifies. villain was loose and overaggro and i tanked a while before shipping river.

Full Tilt Poker $100 + $5 Heads Up No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t15/t30 Blinds - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (BTN/SB): t2405 M = 53.44
BB: t3595 M = 79.89

Pre Flop: (t45) Hero is BTN/SB with Q 8
Hero raises to t80, BB calls t50

Flop: (t160) 7 2 6 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets t100, BB raises to t200, Hero calls t100

Turn: (t560) 4 (2 players)
BB bets t360, Hero calls t360

River: (t1280) 3 (2 players)
BB bets t975, Hero raises to t1765 all in, BB calls t790

Poker Stars $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN/SB: $627.65
Hero (BB): $335.70

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BB with K 5
BTN/SB raises to $3, Hero calls $2

Flop: ($6.00) J J 5 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets $4, Hero raises to $12, BTN/SB calls $8

Turn: ($30.00) J (2 players)
Hero bets $25, BTN/SB calls $25

River: ($80.00) 4 (2 players)
Hero bets $80, BTN/SB raises to $200, Hero calls $120



"lol I bet he is bluffing" wtf am I doing.


Poker Stars $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BB: $463.55
Hero (BTN/SB): $232.55

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BTN/SB with 7 4
Hero raises to $3, BB raises to $10, Hero calls $7

Flop: ($20.00) T 5 J (2 players)
BB bets $11, Hero calls $11

Turn: ($42.00) K (2 players)
BB bets $31, Hero raises to $76, BB calls $45

River: ($194.00) 2 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $135.55 all in, BB calls $135.55



spewspewspew.

weak passive fish spazzing out over NINE times the pot on the river. How the hell did i think i was good ?

Cake Poker $100.00 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BB: $101.10
Hero (BTN/SB): $211.20

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BTN/SB with 7 K
Hero raises to $3, BB raises to $5, Hero calls $2

Flop: ($10.00) 9 K 9 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($10.00) T (2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks

River: ($10.00) 9 (2 players)
BB bets $96.10, Hero calls $96.10

Final Pot: $202.20
BB shows K K
Hero shows 7 K
BB wins $201.70
(Rake: $0.50)

Against this villain it was played pretty bad, but 11$ players still surprises me.


Full Tilt Poker $11 + $0.50 Heads Up No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t15/t30 Blinds - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (BB): t2055 M = 45.67
BTN/SB: t945 M = 21

Pre Flop: (t45) Hero is BB with T A
BTN/SB raises to t60, Hero calls t30

Flop: (t120) 2 K J (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets t120, Hero raises to t435, BTN/SB calls t315

Turn: (t990) 7 (2 players)
Hero bets t465, BTN/SB calls t450 all in

River: (t1890) J (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t1890
Hero shows T A (a pair of Jacks)
BTN/SB shows 9 A (a pair of Jacks)
Hero wins t1890

Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BB: $59.60
Hero (BTN/SB): $54.15

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BTN/SB with 8 T
Hero raises to $1.50, BB raises to $5, Hero calls $3.50

Flop: ($10.00) Q 3 3 (2 players)
BB bets $5.50, Hero calls $5.50

Turn: ($21.00) 5 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $14.50, BB calls $14.50

River: ($50.00) 6 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $29.15 all in, BB calls $29.15

Obviously an awful play when i get called by a 5 here.. :P

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, 34.5 Tournament, 15/30 Blinds (2 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

BB (t1035)
Hero (SB) (t1965)

Hero's M: 43.67

Preflop: Hero is SB with 6, 9
Hero bets t70, BB calls t40

Flop: (t140) 6, 6, J (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets t80, BB calls t80

Turn: (t300) 2 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks

River: (t300) K (2 players)
BB bets t240, Hero calls t240

Total pot: t780

Results:
Hero mucked 6, 9 (three of a kind, sixes).
BB had A, 5 (flush, Ace high).
Outcome: BB won t780


The river was a spite-call, because of this:

uniquest said, "omg"
uniquest said, "how the hell"
uniquest said, "I need to get some sleep"
xxxx said, "lol obv i thought A high was good"
uniquest said, "nono"
uniquest said, "me"
uniquest said, "I thought I had 59 or smthing"
uniquest said, "didnt know I hadtrips WTF"
xxxx said, "o i c"
uniquest said, "no way I dont bet that turn"

Yes, I thought I was c-betting with air and realized on the river I had trips. WTF?! It´s like playing live and forgetting your cards, but I see my cards on the screen! Playing after 10 hours of school/work is -EV.

I'm about to put my whole days hand history up. I play so bad some days

I've been playing so well the past 2 months I haven't played a hand I thought to put here yet until now..

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $20(BB) Replayer
($1,660)
Hero ($1,340)

Dealt to Hero 6 5

Hero raises to $40, calls $20

FLOP ($80) 3 6 2

bets $320, Hero calls $320

TURN ($720) 3 6 2 T

bets $1,300 (AI), Hero calls $980 (AI)

RIVER ($2,680) 3 6 2 T 6

shows 3 2
(Pre 41%, Flop 62.2%, Turn 72.7%)

Hero shows 6 5
(Pre 59%, Flop 37.8%, Turn 27.3%)

Hero wins $2,680

Full Tilt Poker $80 + $4 Heads Up No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t25/t50 Blinds - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (BTN/SB): t864 M = 11.52
BB: t2136 M = 28.48

Pre Flop: (t75) Hero is BTN/SB with 2 9
Hero raises to t111, BB calls t61

Flop: (t222) 6 3 9 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks

Turn: (t222) T (2 players)
BB bets t150, Hero calls t150

River: (t522) K (2 players)
BB bets t1875 all in, Hero requests TIME, Hero calls t603 all in

Other than not cbetting, and you might have had your reasons for that (I wasn't c/r bluff a ton and I might be c/f a good percentage), it's fine. I had actually started to think you were tightening your preflop raising range because how much I was 3bet shoving, so going back to raising a lot is fine, turn call is fine, and on the river I rep kind of weird. You were right in chat that I could be shoving for thin value here, but there are a lot of missed draws and I hadn't shown down a big bluff in a while (and you claimed to have made one earlier).

Hand#215378F3AB000013 - $200 Heads-up NL Hold'em T7926699 -- Table 1 -- $0/$10/$20 NL Hold'em -- 2010/02/26 - 12:35:37
Seat 5: paddygo ($1.730 in chips) DEALER
Seat 10: PROK***10 ($1.270 in chips)
paddygo: posts small blind 10
PROK***10: posts big blind 20
Dealt to paddygo [Ts,Qs]
paddygo: raises to 40
PROK***10: raises to 120
paddygo: calls 80
*** FLOP *** [Qd,Td,2h]
PROK***10: bets 120
paddygo: calls 120
*** TURN *** [Jh]
PROK***10: checks
paddygo: bets 240
PROK***10: calls 240
*** RIVER *** [8d]
PROK***10: is all in 790.0000
paddygo: calls 790

i hate this call so muchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.i am a ****ing calling station all day long.only have to say he was playing hyper agressive.but on the whole i think this was really ev-

im such a luckbox

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $10(BB) Replayer
($1,000)
Hero ($2,000)

Dealt to Hero T 8

Hero raises to $20, raises to $60, Hero calls $40

FLOP ($120) J A 2

bets $120, Hero raises to $1,940 (AI), calls $820 (AI)

TURN ($2,000) J A 2 T

RIVER ($2,000) J A 2 T T

Hero shows T 8
(Pre 43%, Flop 35.9%, Turn 25.0%)

shows 2 A
(Pre 57%, Flop 64.1%, Turn 75.0%)

Hero wins $2,000

=\

I don't have the HH because I closed out of Stars in disgust and their software is not saving HHs for some reason but anyways

Fourth round of $22 HUMTT. I have 77 in the SB, blinds 15/30, Effective stacks 1200. Villain is a Supernova.

I raise to 75, he calls, flop 844. He checks, I bet 80, he pops to 300, I call because I'm a ****ing dumb **** and HAY HE CRED A DRY FLOP WITH TOTAL TRASH BEFORE HE'S PROBABLY DOING IT AGAIN HE DIDN'T CALL WITH AN 8 OR 4 PRE LOLOLOLOL

Turn 4. He bets 270, I shove because I'm a massive ****ing dumb****. He shows 85. I profit 10 ****ing dollars.

Again, I am a ****ing terrible poker player and I don't know why any of you take my advice seriously

Actually the true worst hand I played today was registering for a ****ing HUMTT in the first place, every time I bust one of these I want to destroy things even if it's in round 1

i called because i tought i had good equity vs AK/AQ, plus could be good for metagame. (was 4tabling vs this guy)

***** Hand History for Game 19029121245 ***** (Full Tilt)
$400.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Saturday, March 06, 08:41:17 ET 2010
Table Yahoo (heads up deep) (Real Money)
Seat 2 is the button
Seat 1: chemztry ( $1706.50 USD )
Seat 2: Coragyps111 ( $787.50 USD )
Coragyps111 posts small blind [$2.00 USD].
chemztry posts big blind [$4.00 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Coragyps111 [ 5 3 ]
Coragyps111 raises [$10.00 USD]
chemztry raises [$36.00 USD]
Coragyps111 raises [$78.00 USD]
chemztry raises [$1666.50 USD]
Coragyps111 calls [$697.50 USD]
chemztry shows KA
Coragyps111 shows 53
chemztry wins $919.00 USD
** Dealing Flop ** [ J J 4 ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Q ]
** Dealing River ** [ Q ]
chemztry wins $1574.50 USD from main pot

$30/$60 No Limit Holdem
iPoker
2 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

Stacks:
SB TTR34409702 ($1150)
BB Hero ($1850)

Pre-Flop: ($90, 2 players) Hero is BB A J
TTR34409702 calls $30, Hero raises to $180, TTR34409702 calls $120

Flop: 5 6 5 ($300, 2 players)
Hero bets $180, TTR34409702 calls $180

Turn: 2 ($660, 2 players)
Hero bets $1490, TTR34409702 goes all-in $790

River: 7 ($2940, 2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $2940
Hero shows
A J
TTR34409702 shows
5 A

TTR34409702 wins $2300 (net +$1120)

Hero collects $700 (net -$1150)

Poker Stars $50.00 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN/SB: $45.55
Hero (BB): $54.75

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BB with Q A
BTN/SB raises to $1, Hero raises to $4, BTN/SB calls $3

Flop: ($8.00) 2 7 5 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB checks

Turn: ($8.00) Q (2 players)
Hero bets $4.00, BTN/SB calls $4

River: ($16.00) 6 (2 players)
Hero bets $10.50, BTN/SB raises to $21, Hero calls $10.50

Final Pot: $58.00
BTN/SB shows 9 8
Hero mucks Q A
BTN/SB wins $57.50
(Rake: $0.50)

you must have played really good today

this guy ran so good upto this hand, i was steaming

Poker Stars $100.00 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BB: $163.80
Hero (BTN/SB): $126.20

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BTN/SB with 7 8
Hero raises to $3, BB raises to $6, Hero calls $3

Flop: ($12.00) 5 6 J (2 players)
BB bets $7.00, Hero raises to $18, BB raises to $36, Hero calls $18

Turn: ($84.00) 2 (2 players)
BB bets $121.80, Hero calls $84.20 all in

River: ($252.40) 5 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $252.40
BB shows 6 5
Hero shows 7 8
BB wins $251.90
(Rake: $0.50)