lmao this is a sick impression. I think we should all have to type like mark from now on.

i just now got an email from stars saying i cant have a windbreaker. that was like over a week ago.

Poker finesse.

Poker Stars $0.05/$0.10 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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SB: $9.30
BB: $9.85
UTG: $14.39
MP: $15.36
CO: $10.00
Hero (BTN): $10.24

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is BTN with K K
UTG raises to $0.30, 2 folds, Hero raises to $1, SB calls $0.95, 1 fold, UTG calls $0.70

Flop: ($3.10) T 4 9 (3 players)
SB bets $1, UTG folds, Hero raises to $9.24 all in, SB calls $7.30 all in

Turn: ($19.70) 5 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($19.70) 3 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $19.70
SB shows 9 J (a pair of Nines)
Hero shows K K (a pair of Kings)
Hero wins $18.73
(Rake: $0.97)


First day at 10NL and I'm 5 BI's up, lets keep it rolling.

MAN am i glad i decided to play a 2nd session today

wtf is goin on in here

lol thacaments

What is thacaments?

cool gifs

lol thacaments

I guess rush poker just isn't for me, ffs....


Full Tilt Poker $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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BTN: $5.00
Hero (SB): $6.29
BB: $4.44
UTG: $4.79
MP: $9.23
CO: $1.27

Pre Flop: ($0.07) Hero is SB with 9 9
UTG calls $0.05, 3 folds, Hero raises to $0.20, BB calls $0.15, UTG calls $0.15

Flop: ($0.60) 9 5 6 (3 players)
Hero bets $0.30, BB calls $0.30, UTG calls $0.30

Turn: ($1.50) K (3 players)
Hero bets $0.76, BB calls $0.76, UTG folds

River: ($3.02) 8 (2 players)
Hero bets $3.16, BB raises to $3.18 all in, Hero calls $0.02

Final Pot: $9.38
Hero mucks 9 9
BB shows 7 4 (a straight, Nine high)
BB wins $8.76
(Rake: $0.62)




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SB: $6.55
BB: $5.31
UTG: $10.02
MP: $0.48
CO: $2.00
Hero (BTN): $7.64

Pre Flop: ($0.07) Hero is BTN with 9 9
UTG raises to $0.15, 2 folds, Hero calls $0.15, SB calls $0.13, BB calls $0.10

Flop: ($0.60) 5 T T (4 players)
SB bets $0.05, BB calls $0.05, UTG raises to $0.40, Hero calls $0.40, SB folds, BB calls $0.35

Turn: ($1.85) T (3 players)
BB checks, UTG bets $1, Hero raises to $7.09 all in, BB calls $4.76 all in, UTG folds

River: ($12.37) 5 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $12.37
BB shows 5 5 (four of a kind, Fives)
Hero shows 9 9 (a full house, Tens full of Nines)
BB wins $11.55
(Rake: $0.82)

fattony won the gif war by a narrow margin at the end imo

wat

you're a gif war

One day my post count will surpass thac's, each of my posts full of complete and utter crap.

Me first

[edit] Holy FK I just realized Thac is at 42K posts. I could've sworn he was at like 33 last time I checked WTFX!

Hand #1 fellow played 60% of his hands and didn't appear to be bluffy type.

Though betsizing might have been tell. He liked to minraise with big hands so maybe it was a bluff.

2nd hand I was flatting in hope of aggressive button reraising. Maybe I did reraise tad too small though.

BTW funniest hand of a session had to be when in 3bet pot against aggressive 3 bettor I tried to double barrel with flushdraw+overcards after opponent checked rather than cbet. Opponent called twice. On river I was considering 3rd barrel to get him off from whatever hand he had I thought was better than my A high. Turns out he had KJs for same flushdraw...LOL!

villain was 36/24 with an 8% 3bet over 100ish hands. at the time he had raised flop cbets 1 out of 7 times. kinda leaned towards him being a laggy reg rather than an aggro fish.

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BB: $76.30
UTG: $106.70
Hero (MP): $111.60
CO: $105.60
BTN: $100.05
SB: $100.00

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is MP with A A
1 fold, Hero raises to $3.50, CO calls $3.50, 3 folds

Flop: ($8.50) 7 3 J (2 players)
Hero bets $6, CO raises to $16, Hero calls $10

Turn: ($40.50) J (2 players)
Hero checks, CO checks

River: ($40.50) 9 (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $27, Hero

Not if you keep making new accounts big guy.

yah why dont you go back to your nomeansno account? nomeansno is way better than Insta-4bet

i guess he could check back a J or FH on the turn if he thinks ur drawing alot/could get more value on the river with those hands. altho this would require a very specific player i think. i think most ppl's turn c/b range is mostly draws tho

as played i think the only hand that really makes sense is T8ss or something for most ppl, he could be bluffing the river with something with absolutely no SDV hoping u'll fold some A or K hi that u got to the river with

yea I called and he had 3's full obv. but yea I had the same thinking as you that the only value hands he has is a badly played boat or T8ss that rivered me.

I think he never has trips though

some super lags i think raise AJ or maybe KJ on that board sometimes i think, but yeh for the most part all his trips are FH.

oh man i absolutely massacred all the short stacks tonight into a bloody pulp, it was horrific and so awesome. i had the nuts preflop but they had the nuts on the flop like every time yet i runnered over and over again. its that range of emotions I know they were feeling that makes it so enjoyable for me.

like dis...



Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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MP: $62.65
Hero (CO): $67.85
BTN: $102.05
SB: $70.00
BB: $49.40
UTG: $22.25

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is CO with K K
UTG calls $0.50, 1 fold, Hero raises to $2.25, 1 fold, SB calls $2, 1 fold, UTG calls $1.75

Flop: ($7.25) 5 6 3 (3 players)
SB checks, UTG checks, Hero bets $5, SB folds, UTG raises to $10, Hero raises to $65.60 all in, UTG calls $10 all in

Turn: ($47.25) 6 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($47.25) 6 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $47.25
Hero shows K K (a full house, Sixes full of Kings)
UTG shows 3 3 (a full house, Sixes full of Threes)
Hero wins $44.90
(Rake: $2.35)