bah....I'm a cup half full person

This hand just tilted the crap out of me. I was about to quit anyway. I wanted to raise the flop but FTP was laggin and I was just about to time out, so I had to quickly just hit call.

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 8 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $190.05
BB: $197.60
UTG: $269.45
UTG+1: $240.75
MP1: $131.00
MP2: $200.00
Hero (CO): $450.40
BTN: $196.00

Preflop: Hero is dealt J T (8 Players)
4 folds, Hero raises to $7.00, 2 folds, BB raises to $26.00, Hero calls $19.00

Flop: ($53) 7 J T (2 Players)
BB bets $30.00, Hero calls $30.00

Turn: ($113) 9 (2 Players)
BB bets $100.00, Hero raises to $200.00, BB calls all-in for $41.60
Uncalled bet of $58.40 returned to Hero

River: ($396.20) 2 (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $396.20 ($3 Rake)

BB had 8 A (a straight, Jack high) and WON (+$195.60)
Hero had J T (two pair, Jacks and Tens) and LOST (-$197.60)

Only if I get to be the hot blonde destined to go back to stripping as soon as the show's over...!

haha fish.

Nah, you c/r'd all in w/ AKhi in a 3bet pot, and I called w/ KK.

HU4ROLLZ HYACKHYACKACHACKHACHACKHAKCYACHKAKHCKAH

That hand killed my winrate...


I vow from now on to never let vpip <20, pfr <15, and atsb <50%. Who's with me?!?!?!

One day you will be on here going crazy cause you hit a 30 buy-in downswing. Although if you can perfect that style you may be the most profitable player in FR, but the variance will still blow. GL homeeeyyy

me, just play 12/9, u bitch.

I eat 12/9s for breakfast hyachaychaychaychaych.

AND I GOTS THE MUNCHIES SO WATCH OUT FTP 200 NITS.

this is the way I play when I play full anymore

I think it reflects the typical line-up I play against more than any philosophic move. The majority of regs and fish are just too damn passive and beg for small pot after small pot to be taken from them. The regs absolutely fear, perhaps correctly, playing a raised pot out of position. The fish are just fish, so position pwns them hardcore as they give away their holdings/range all the time.

lifetime winnings? lol thats winning since june first you dum dum, ooo and add another 5gs from HU and my last week, o and all my bonuses you b/e nit peice of garbage. k since your done i get the last word whichs makes me soo much cooler than you. nope nm thats not what makes me cooler.

I DLM

he adjusts better to changing gears than anyone else at the lower limits from what I've seen....that isn't a knock on anyone else....it's a compliment


DLM plays low variance, easy, first-level poker against the fishies

that is what throws regs off

Cuz he plays high-variance, uber-adjusting, aggressive poker v the regs he feels he knows well


It's a good philosophy and I've hinted as much numerous times

Sounds like 200nl at FTP. Sooo many 14/6 type regs that don't even bother too play back. I've noticed a handful of 15/10 players who are trying to play back but aren't anything to worry about. Seems like the right strategy for this game if you can do a decent job postflop.

Time will tell.

The funniest part is that alot of the regs are reading this now but I really don't care.

Stacking off with gutters and overcards on bad boards doesn't make you good at adjusting to regs

o [censored] ya self.

This is what happens when regs 3 bet me hyachhyachaycahycahcyh. Bring it on bitches.

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 8 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $176.30
BB: $280.55
UTG: $270.45
UTG+1: $175.75
MP1: $129.55
MP2: $201.70
Hero (CO): $200.00
BTN: $316.25

Preflop: Hero is dealt 7 J (8 Players)
UTG folds, UTG+1 calls $2.00, 2 folds, Hero raises to $9.00, 2 folds, BB raises to $30.00, UTG+1 folds, Hero calls $21.00

Flop: ($63) Q 2 2 (2 Players)
BB checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($63) 9 (2 Players)
BB checks, Hero bets $40.00, BB calls $40.00

River: ($143) 4 (2 Players)
BB checks, Hero bets all-in for $130.00, BB folds
Uncalled bet of $130.00 returned to Hero

Pot Size: $143.00 ($3 Rake)

I'm with ya donktastic.

wow checking is so bad there as the pfrr. nh donk. gl with that.

I love when they do this, and they don't have aces.

Who said day games were hard?

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.50/$1 Blinds - 8 Players

SB: $61.05
Hero (BB): $100.00
UTG: $176.70
UTG+1: $152.50
MP1: $118.60
MP2: $82.65
CO: $3.95
BTN: $46.80

Preflop: Hero is dealt 2 6 (8 Players)
5 folds, BTN calls $1.00, SB calls $0.50, Hero checks

Flop: ($3) K 3 9 (3 Players)
SB bets $1.00, Hero raises to $4.00, BTN folds, SB raises to $7.00, Hero calls $3.00

Turn: ($17) 5 (2 Players)
SB bets $1.00, Hero raises to $16.00, SB calls $15.00

River: ($49) 4 (2 Players)
SB checks, Hero bets $38.00, SB calls all-in for $37.05
Uncalled bet of $0.95 returned to Hero

Pot Size: $123.10 ($3 Rake)

SB had 7 K (a pair of Kings) and LOST (-$61.05)
Hero had 2 6 (a flush, Nine high) and WON (+$59.05)

DLM just got a new gun! I just moved in with my old best friend in the ghetto so i had to buy a cheap gun i didnt care bout to keep there. Pics in three days when they let me pick it up!

What kind?

this is the scariest thing I've read in a long time

its a spanish made SA knock off, mine is accually a subcompact version (smaller for concealed carry)) but still a 10 round cap .45 which is super balla. so bassically just a shorter handle which really doesnt fit well into my hand. got a really goo deal from my gun guy on it. used $200 bucks.

I've had months like that, it can get pretty crazy