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10-21-2008 , 10:01 PM
holy ****. It's like they had a bus full of super donks and they dropped them all off at FT NL25 tonight. Figures I pick this night to run completely card dead. I couldn't hit the broad side of a ****ing barn tonight with a hand.

Last edited by CaptVimes; 10-21-2008 at 10:02 PM. Reason: Please let them have some monies left for tommorow...
10-21-2008 , 10:05 PM
I just flopped sets on two tables simultaneously with 44 and got villains' stacks on both.

edit: 'sup, favorite hand, what it do?
10-21-2008 , 10:36 PM
Um.....what?

Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BB: $97.00
UTG: $16.10
UTG+1: $58.60
UTG+2: $11.95
MP1: $47.00
MP2: $51.25
CO: $49.70
Hero (BTN): $25.00
SB: $49.35

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BTN with J A
1 fold, UTG+1 raises to $0.50, 4 folds, Hero calls $0.50, 2 folds

Flop: ($1.35) K T 9 (2 players)
UTG+1 bets $1.35, Hero calls $1.35

Turn: ($4.05) J (2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets $2.10, UTG+1 calls $2.10

River: ($8.25) 5 (2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero checks

Final Pot: $8.25
UTG+1 shows K Q (a straight, King high)
Hero shows J A (a pair of Jacks)
UTG+1 wins $7.85
(Rake: $0.40)
10-21-2008 , 10:53 PM
im on lifetilt
10-21-2008 , 11:01 PM
and a payoff wizard
10-21-2008 , 11:32 PM
So what's the cure for my 40k hand breakeven - +$60 - (rediculous variance actually) month? I'm unmotivated and normally would have had 60k hands in by now, 30k of the BE stretch is this month. I'm nearly $400 below equity in all in hands this month. Variance is biting me in the ass since I realized I run hotter than the sun at 25NL. Variance has another $1.5k to go to regress to the mean...

a) take a break from everything poker - is this even possible?
b) take a break from the tables and watch stox
c) move up
d) move down
e) cash out and start over - lol wut?
f) read something
g) play through it - read: stfu and stop whining you lazy turd

My main problem right now: I have figured out people's ranges. The bad thing about this is I get fancy and think I can get them to fold XxXx because they'd have to be a ****** to call with that. But they are ******s and they call and show me exactly what I knew they had. I can't help myself.

My thought process:
"Why wait to valuebet when I can win his chips right now when I get him to fold?" <-- argument for trying to push people off of hands at 25NL lol.
"I don't have a hand more often than I do." <-- another argument for trying to push people off of hands at 25NL.
"Aha! he has XxXx. I would fold XxXx here." <-- yet another argument for trying to push people off hands at 25NL.
"What?!?!?! fjsakf;aj;ajkl;" I realize after the fact that people do not get pushed off anything at 25NL. Over and over.

Last edited by JH1; 10-21-2008 at 11:40 PM.
10-22-2008 , 12:24 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by partypoker123
nice forglory. I had a guy openshoving at my nl100 table yesterday. I got ak and snapped called and lost to 9 5 off. Then he shoves with 200 everyhand for about 10 hands then some guy that also had 200 snaps him off with ak. Was pretty sick but ive seen it a few times guys just dropping money. too bad it didnt happen more often
Oh, something like this against a 55/15 guy?

Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BB: $5.00
UTG: $12.55
UTG+1: $27.15
UTG+2: $5.00
MP1: $27.10
MP2: $25.05
CO: $11.15
Hero (BTN): $25.00
SB: $25.00

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BTN with Q A
1 fold, UTG+1 raises to $1, 4 folds, Hero raises to $4, 2 folds, UTG+1 raises to $27.15 all in, Hero calls $21 all in

Flop: ($50.35) 7 J J (2 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: ($50.35) 6 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($50.35) K (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $50.35
UTG+1 shows 9 K (two pair, Kings and Jacks)
Hero mucks Q A
UTG+1 wins $47.85
(Rake: $2.50)

"Sorry, man, it's my favorite hand."
10-22-2008 , 03:53 AM
Tables are bad and everyone seems to be asleep.
10-22-2008 , 05:53 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JH1
a.) watch some Stox vids (i heard a 2p2r made a solid FR series this month )
b.) coaching session
c.) stop FPS-ing
d.) if you need help playing, i have a buddy system in place which ensures constant pestering if you havnt put in ur hours for the day
e.) have a break, eat some cake, wash the plate, flop a straight

.
ldo
10-22-2008 , 07:14 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by *Split*
e.) have a break, eat some cake, wash the plate, flop a straight
ldo
This made me lol. And I can do this. We has a plan.
10-22-2008 , 08:51 AM
I have two first round job interviews this afternoon.

Wish me luck!!!!
10-22-2008 , 09:10 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JH1

My main problem right now: I have figured out people's ranges. The bad thing about this is I get fancy and think I can get them to fold XxXx because they'd have to be a ****** to call with that. But they are ******s and they call and show me exactly what I knew they had. I can't help myself.

Been there man, my winrate jumped at NL25 when I decided to stop trying to do this. No need to represent anything at this level. Just ABC poker all day long. 95% of these guys don't care one bit about what you have (lol), so don't waste time trying to represent hands to the unrepresentable.
10-22-2008 , 10:02 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Steelerman
Been there man, my winrate jumped at NL25 when I decided to stop trying to do this. No need to represent anything at this level. Just ABC poker all day long. 95% of these guys don't care one bit about what you have (lol), so don't waste time trying to represent hands to the unrepresentable.
QFMT.
10-22-2008 , 10:09 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Damntra
I have two first round job interviews this afternoon.

Wish me luck!!!!
Best of luck to you.
10-22-2008 , 10:10 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Damntra
I have two first round job interviews this afternoon.

Wish me luck!!!!
GL man.

What type of jobs?
10-22-2008 , 10:12 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Damntra
I have two first round job interviews this afternoon.

Wish me luck!!!!
Lemme get that straight... pokerz is skill, but interviews are luck GL to you
10-22-2008 , 10:41 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ship_it_trebek
The Super Bowl Champion New York Giants. : laugh:
argh, I really like the giants too. now I can't make fun of you.

Quote:
Originally Posted by ForGlory
Bills fan too? Or is it my ridiculously good PF inducing abilities?
Both, ldo.
10-22-2008 , 11:27 AM
<-------Just took the easiest job on 2p2.
10-22-2008 , 11:34 AM
GZ Mpethy

do you have all of the power now?
10-22-2008 , 11:44 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by richbrown360
GZ Mpethy

do you have all of the power now?
lol, no, I have tiny particles of power that were accidentally dropped by Berge and CMAR.
10-22-2008 , 11:48 AM
OH **** IM GETTING BANNED SO QUICK
10-22-2008 , 11:52 AM
woot mp mod woot woot
10-22-2008 , 11:54 AM
TIME TO SPAM THE FORUM WITH SET FOLDING THREADS TO MAKE MPETHY WORK
10-22-2008 , 11:59 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mpethybridge
<-------Just took the easiest job on 2p2.
omgomgomgomg....

you're GREEN!!!!

congrats!!!
10-22-2008 , 12:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sounded Simple
OH **** IM GETTING BANNED SO QUICK
You're still here?

CMAR, something is wrong with my mod software....


      
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