"I thought you had an ace so I didn't want to waste your time"

But it was my first straight flush.

Straight flushes are rare and absurd. I just grow tired of 2 outers and undersets being posted.

very much agree with that. there's another thread for your everyday coolers ...

oh, I just realized that I have no bussiness telling anyone what to do in this thread. nvm

A girl friend of mine (not girlfriend), made this of my face. I almost died laughing, lol.




I need to teach her how to photoshop.

Since you like making fun of my beloved cowboys, I can brag about my drunken poker playing abilities and annoy you all in one post!

lulz
Full Tilt Pokah $25.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (UTG): $66.15
MP: $43.45
CO: $53.35
BTN: $50.25
SB: $39.85
BB: $41.50

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is UTG with K A
Hero raises to $0.85, 3 folds, SB calls $0.75, 1 fold

Flop: ($1.95) 8 K 3 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $1.75, SB calls $1.75

Turn: ($5.45) 5 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $4.00, SB raises to $8, Hero calls $4

River: ($21.45) 2 (2 players)
SB bets $29.25, Hero calls $29.25

Final Pot: $79.95
Hero shows K A
SB shows K J
Hero wins $76.95
(Rake: $3.00)
I did have reads, btw.

sorry i dont have the converter thingy so deal with it

obv i took him to valuetown

PokerStars Game #21382817003: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2008/10/21 17:04:09 ET
Table 'Oenone' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: iMaLiVeFiSh ($43.75 in chips)
Seat 2: iD,Squall ($49.25 in chips)
Seat 3: rijkrock ($49.65 in chips)
Seat 4: payalnik ($55.50 in chips)
Seat 5: AlZBol ($50 in chips)
Seat 6: Neos18 ($61.10 in chips)
Seat 7: FEARisPOWER ($55.25 in chips)
Seat 8: Z0NACREW.NET ($66.10 in chips)
Seat 9: Vilco14 ($10 in chips)
payalnik: posts small blind $0.25
AlZBol: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to FEARisPOWER [Ac Ad]
Neos18: calls $0.50
FEARisPOWER: calls $0.50
Z0NACREW.NET: calls $0.50
Vilco14: folds
iMaLiVeFiSh: folds
iD,Squall: folds
rijkrock: folds
payalnik: raises $1.50 to $2
AlZBol: folds
Neos18: folds
FEARisPOWER: raises $9.50 to $11.50
Z0NACREW.NET: folds
payalnik: calls $9.50
*** FLOP *** [As Ah 5c]
payalnik: checks
FEARisPOWER: checks
*** TURN *** [As Ah 5c] [Qh]
payalnik: bets $5
FEARisPOWER: calls $5
*** RIVER *** [As Ah 5c Qh] [7h]
payalnik: checks
FEARisPOWER: bets $25
payalnik: calls $25
*** SHOW DOWN ***
FEARisPOWER: shows [Ac Ad] (four of a kind, Aces)
payalnik: mucks hand
FEARisPOWER collected $81.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $84.50 | Rake $3
Board [As Ah 5c Qh 7h]
Seat 1: iMaLiVeFiSh folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: iD,Squall folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: rijkrock (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: payalnik (small blind) mucked [Jc Kc] KOJACK DA NUTZ
Seat 5: AlZBol (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: Neos18 folded before Flop
Seat 7: FEARisPOWER showed [Ac Ad] and won ($81.50) with four of a kind, Aces
Seat 8: Z0NACREW.NET folded before Flop
Seat 9: Vilco14 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

The Cowboys falling flat on their faces is so satisfying.

You can say that again.

and who exactly do you guys cheer for?

ez game imo


Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

CO: $50.00
BTN: $81.55
SB: $20.50
BB: $53.10
UTG: $26.00
UTG+1: $75.65
UTG+2: $13.60
Hero (MP1): $79.25
MP2: $30.20

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is MP1 with A A
1 fold, UTG+1 raises to $75.65 all in, 1 fold, Hero raises to $79.25 all in, 5 folds

Flop: ($152.05) 5 3 4 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: ($152.05) 6 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($152.05) Q (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $152.05
UTG+1 shows J A (high card Ace)
Hero shows A A (a pair of Aces)
Hero wins $149.05
(Rake: $3.00)

Bills fan here btw. Trent Edwards = god!

I like you

nice forglory. I had a guy openshoving at my nl100 table yesterday. I got ak and snapped called and lost to 9 5 off. Then he shoves with 200 everyhand for about 10 hands then some guy that also had 200 snaps him off with ak. Was pretty sick but ive seen it a few times guys just dropping money. too bad it didnt happen more often

How did he last ten hands? Nits.

The Super Bowl Champion New York Giants. : laugh:

WTF?

It is built into the forums! Right above the Title when you hit the reply to thread button....

******ed HEM Popup question

I can't seem to get the HEM popup to actually be what I put into the system. It keeps giving me subsets of the stats I have outlined?

Ie on my VPIP/PFR/Agg line, I get related stats when I hover over. Same idea, but different figures when I hover over the steal line I've got on my HUD.

Is this not the popup?
If it is, how the hell do I get all the stats on there that I've put into the system?

Bills fan too? Or is it my ridiculously good PF inducing abilities?

Also how did Durrrr and sbrugby build their massive bankrolls? Seems like the games above 2/4 are pretty dry, not more than 3 tables running at a time.

click on it.

Nothing happens?

When you over the stats and click on anypart of the stats the big pop-up doesnt appear? Double click maybe?

Clicking or double clicking doesnt seem to open anything different than when I hover (if the clicking is even doing anything and it's not just the hovering that's pulling it up)

when I click the 'sample' pop-up appears for me, when I hoover over a stat the 'defualt pop-up appears for that stat. If i hoover over the defauly c-bet will appear etc etc.


You have it configured right?

Ah, ok....I see where I'm wrong.

When you select each of the HUD stats, they give you the option for 'which' popup box to appear and the default must be the slimmed down version (different) for each stat.

Now I got it. Thx Teddie.

np