If you mean fish like Grexmilim, $ergeyxBak$, Malixnoko and other annoying bad fishregs then I guess I'm guilty. Any of my chat towards recreational fish is friendly and/or sarcastic mostly with intentions to get them to hurricane their stack to me ASAP.

its okay to berate fish

just don't tell them how much they are down

yeah i love it when a fish gets it all in with TPNK, then to get them to stay you start saying things like "wow sick cooler" or "wow im just getting so lucky vs you"

seeing how regs level the **** out of themselves postflop and can call down with any pair on certain boards, i think you will show alot of profit doing this with your value range postflop being so much wider than its perceived to be.

lol both these hand were vs decent regs (or at least i thought they were)

i have no idea what they are doing in these hands


***** Hand History for Game 256341958 ***** (Absolute)
$50.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Wednesday, November 17, 08:13:23 ET 2010
Table RANDOLPH DR (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Seat 1: UPAY4MYWAY ( $111.60 USD )
Seat 2: BOSTON4321 ( $43.68 USD )
Seat 3: EPIC_TURTLE ( $103.70 USD )
Seat 4: URANOPENBOOK ( $70.10 USD )
Seat 5: KIDCANADA13 ( $50.00 USD )
Seat 6: SHEIK33 ( $45.01 USD )
BOSTON4321 posts small blind [$0.25 USD].
EPIC_TURTLE posts big blind [$0.50 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to EPIC_TURTLE [ Ad As ]
URANOPENBOOK folds
KIDCANADA13 raises [$1.75 USD]
SHEIK33 folds
UPAY4MYWAY folds
BOSTON4321 calls [$1.50 USD]
EPIC_TURTLE raises [$6.00 USD]
KIDCANADA13 calls [$4.75 USD]
BOSTON4321 folds
** Dealing Flop ** [ Js, 9d, 6d ]
EPIC_TURTLE bets [$8.80 USD]
KIDCANADA13 calls [$8.80 USD]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Ah ]
EPIC_TURTLE checks
KIDCANADA13 checks
** Dealing River ** [ 6c ]
EPIC_TURTLE bets [$8.20 USD]
KIDCANADA13 raises [$28.47 USD]
EPIC_TURTLE raises [$80.20 USD]
KIDCANADA13 calls [$6.23 USD]
EPIC_TURTLE wins $53.70 USD
EPIC_TURTLE shows [Ad, As ]
EPIC_TURTLE wins $98.25 USD from main pot
KIDCANADA13 shows [Qd, Qc ]

Absolute Poker $50.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter By DeucesCracked Poker Videos

UTG: $109.35
MP: $50.25
Hero (CO): $199.08
BTN: $71.55
SB: $50.00
BB: $37.26

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is CO with J Q
2 folds, Hero raises to $1.50, 1 fold, SB raises to $5, 1 fold, Hero calls $3.50

Flop: ($10.50) 9 J T (2 players)
SB bets $6.50, Hero raises to $18.20, SB calls $11.70

Turn: ($46.90) 2 (2 players)
SB bets $26.80, Hero calls $26.80

River: ($100.50) 6 (2 players)

Final Pot: $100.50
Hero shows J Q
SB shows A Q
Hero wins $97.00
(Rake: $3.50)

what does "jesus eats cheese" mean exactly?

lol exactly what it says

how do you know this for sure

and what is the importance of Jesus eating cheese

ok you got me i have no idea bout anything


tbh i was gonna put my name Mohammed eats ham at first but decided i didnt want to get blown up so changed it to this, you happy

How could someone belong to a religion that denies them the tastiest animal on earth?

Pork Chops taste good. Bacon tastes good.

also no beer

Jews cant eat pork(portions of them anyway) but can drink booze(afaik).

If anyone walked up to me and said you cant eat pork or drink beer, I would kick them square in the nuts without a second's hesitation.

genuinely LOL

cat vs gators


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sAF8...ayer_embedded#!

**** i played bad today. down 2.5 bi in 500 hands, but played just awful against a ton of tagged shidiots. i hate myself.

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $60(BB) Poker Stars
Hero ($8,840)
BB ($9,025)
UTG ($3,000)
UTG+1 ($3,425)
UTG+2 ($12,780)
MP1 ($3,000)
MP2 ($8,745)
CO ($5,925)
BTN ($3,910)

Dealt to Hero T 5

fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, CO raises to $165, fold, Hero raises to $480, fold, CO calls $315

FLOP ($1,020) 6 6 T

Hero bets $666, CO calls $666

TURN ($2,352) 6 6 T 7

Hero bets $456, CO raises to $1,200, Hero raises to $2,100, CO raises to $4,779 (AI), Hero calls $2,679

RIVER ($11,910) 6 6 T 7 8

CO shows Q K
(Pre 64%, Flop 27.3%, Turn 13.6%)

Hero shows T 5
(Pre 36%, Flop 72.7%, Turn 86.4%)

Hero wins $11,910


I got berated for this hand.

how can you call my rebluff with TP getting 800 to 1 ?!??!?!@?!$@?#!%@?#%!?#$^

don't you know what he is repping???????

K high

I put him on KQ, but I got the suits wrong.

that's fair, i'm just squarely on the don't tap the glass side regardless.

if it makes you feel any better today i lost 10bi at 100nl, moved down to 50nl and lost 10 more, moved down to 25nl and finally won 10. it's almost worse because now i'm "only" down 10bi for the day and it's still 1.25k

[05:01:59] oisin.mchale: i know a guy who fingered a cat for 5 quid

...

wow these PS regs are sickcos lol
Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.50(BB) Poker Stars
SB ($58.75)
BB ($72.40)
UTG ($81.55)
Hero ($80.70)
CO ($50)
BTN ($71.15)

Dealt to Hero K 8

fold, fold, fold, fold, SB raises to $1.50, BB raises to $4.85, SB raises to $11, BB raises to $72.40 (AI), SB calls $47.75 (AI)

FLOP ($117) 6 5 J

TURN ($117) 6 5 J K

RIVER ($117) 6 5 J K 9

BB shows A Q
(Pre 50%, Flop 52.3%, Turn 50.0%)

SB shows A Q
(Pre 50%, Flop 47.7%, Turn 50.0%)

BB wins $57.25
SB wins $57.25

more sickcos
Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.50(BB) Poker Stars
SB ($49.50)
BB ($50)
Hero ($66.30)
UTG+1 ($123)
CO ($50)
BTN ($79.60)

Dealt to Hero 8 5

fold, fold, fold, BTN raises to $1, SB calls $0.75, BB raises to $5.50, BTN calls $4.50, fold

FLOP ($12) 6 2 3

BB bets $8, BTN calls $8

TURN ($28) 6 2 3 2

BB bets $14, BTN calls $14

RIVER ($56) 6 2 3 2 K

BB bets $22.50 (AI), BTN calls $22.50

BTN shows Q A
(Pre 72%, Flop 87.9%, Turn 93.2%)

BB shows Q T
(Pre 28%, Flop 12.1%, Turn 6.8%)

BTN wins $98