i agree with dave that I would not have thought you would have been a fellow asain

:O!

On a side note: My best BBV thread got bumped by Chris so I decided I shall share with you great folks.

I though it was pretty high-larious, and it seems most people do too.

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/54...el-you-442094/

i like

*INITIATE KOREAN ACCENTS*

;_; HEY MOMS. POPS. IS IT OK MY GURFREND IS COMING TO STAY IN OUR HOUSE AND STUFF FOR A WEEK?
>_< NO ANDREW WE CAN NOT RET YOU HAVE YOUR GURFREND SREEP OVER IN OUR HOUSE.
;_; BUT MOM. DAAAAD. PLEEEEAAASE?
>_< NO ANDREW. DO WE REARRY HAVE TO TERR YOU TWICE? HAWWWW
;_; BUT SHE'S REALLY NICE AND EVRYTHING
>_< ANDREW KSIGHT3, DO YOU NOT HEAR WAT YO' FATHA IS SAYING? WE HAVE TO RUN OUR RAUNDROMAT, AND YOU WIRR MARRY A NICE ROOKING KOREAN GUR.
;_; BUT...
>_< FOR THE RUV OF GOD, WIRR YOU RISTEN? HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TERR YOU? WAN MIRRION? YOUR GURFREND CAN NOT COME HERE AND SREEP OVA.
;_; ;_;

>_< HERRO ANDREW WE'RE GOING TO VACATION, HAWHAW. HOW DOES VANCOUVA SOUND?
;_; CAN'T GO I GOT INFLUENZA A (andimtotallygonnabonemygfwhileyouregone).
>_< K BRB

*wicked plan ensues*

>_< HERRO SON, IS YO FATHA. WE MISS BUS, YO MATHA RUN RATE, RERAX SHE SAY BUT SHE ACT RIKE FOOR. WE COME HOME NOW.
;_; K (************************omgomgomgomwtfwtfwtfbbq WHAT DO I DOOOOO *brb posting whine on 2+2*)

;_; HI BBV I'M FKD
o_o what else is new? zzzzzzz
O_o [x] fkd
o_\\ LOL U R AZN
-_- No need to overbet imo
._. MY ACES GOT CRACKED AT NL10 )))):
;_; WAT IS THE BEST LINE?
O_o lol check this *** he called my all-in shove with bottom pair hahahahaha
!_! HI I'M DUTCH I MAKE K HIGH CALLDOWNS

rots rof rars

I talk in Korean to my parents (since they're not fluent in English)

but this made me LoL

(And interestingly enough...my Dad does own Laundromats) LMAO.

5stars

Valleygoat?

And 5 stars ohhjoy, but it should have raid 'HAI BBV IM FK'D'

Grindcore, obv.

how does korean food differ from the traditional western-ised chinese food

Much healthier and cleaner obv.

i just orderd some chinese food so FU

also nice bolding of post lovejoy

i know a korean chick btw. she's hot. do want to nail.

-flip $
-Profit
-Rent hotel room.
-Brb mom, goin to hospital with influenza

HSPLO here I come

This is the HH from mg I am PandaMan

Poker Stars $0.01/$0.02 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 5 players - View hand 211566
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

Paso1Fino (CO): $0.60
Hero (BTN): $7.97
pietèsn (SB): $2.41
n8&jb6229 (BB): $3.57
PandaMan1209 (UTG): $5.41

Pre Flop: ($0.03) Hero is BTN with K T 8 K
PandaMan1209 raises to $0.07, 1 fold, Hero raises to $0.22, 2 folds, PandaMan1209 raises to $0.69, Hero calls $0.47

Flop: ($1.41) 5 5 Q (2 players)
PandaMan1209 bets $1.36, Hero calls $1.36

Turn: ($4.13) 5 (2 players)
PandaMan1209 bets $3.36 all in, Hero calls $3.36

River: ($10.85) 9 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $10.85
Hero mucks K T 8 K
PandaMan1209 shows 9 3 9 7 (a full house, Nines full of Fives)
PandaMan1209 wins $10.35
(Rake: $0.50)

Winner.

Full Tilt Poker $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
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SB: $4.93
BB: $17.20
UTG: $2.52
CO: $5.00
Hero (BTN): $13.47

Pre Flop: ($0.07) Hero is BTN with A K
UTG raises to $0.15, CO calls $0.15, Hero raises to $0.55, 2 folds, UTG raises to $2.52 all in, 1 fold, Hero calls $1.97

Flop: ($5.26) 4 T J

Turn: ($5.26) K

River: ($5.26) Q
Hero says "ty howard"

Final Pot: $5.26
UTG shows A A (a straight, Ace high)
Hero shows A K (a straight, Ace high)
UTG wins $2.46
Hero wins $2.45
(Rake: $0.35)

My standard line in the chatbox after I suck out like this is: "Suck it donkey"

And then when they explain that I sucked out, I say something like: "I had a straight, you only had a pair of aces, why did you call?"

Edit: gay, just realized you guy chopped.

SECOND EVER STRAIGHT FLUSH OH MY F GOD IM PEEING MY PANTS
Poker Stars $0.05/$0.10 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
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SB: $12.90
Hero (BB): $10.00
UTG: $10.00
CO: $2.20
BTN: $10.00

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is BB with J J
1 fold, CO raises to $0.30, 2 folds, Hero raises to $5.10, CO calls $1.90 all in

Flop: ($4.45) Q J T (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: ($4.45) 9 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($4.45) K (2 players - 1 is all in)

oh right, he had 22bb

oops didnt show results he had QJs

at least CO's money/blinds covered the rake

Lol over last 3k hands ive won most money (after btn ldo) from the bb.


Poker Stars $0.05/$0.10 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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BTN: $19.65
SB: $37.05
BB: $5.90
UTG: $11.45
Hero (MP): $12.15
CO: $13.60

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is MP with 4 A
1 fold, Hero raises to $0.40, 3 folds, BB raises to $0.70, Hero calls $0.30

Flop: ($1.45) 6 2 4 (2 players)
BB bets $0.90, Hero calls $0.90

Turn: ($3.25) 2 (2 players)
BB bets $4.30 all in, Hero calls $4.30

River: ($11.85) 8 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $11.85
BB shows 8 K (two pair, Eights and Deuces)
Hero shows 4 A (two pair, Fours and Deuces)
BB wins $11.30
(Rake: $0.55)


Poker Stars $0.05/$0.10 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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MP: $14.75
CO: $12.40
BTN: $5.35
Hero (SB): $18.30
BB: $8.05
UTG: $13.05

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is SB with 9 9
3 folds, BTN raises to $0.20, Hero calls $0.15, BB calls $0.10

Flop: ($0.60) A 3 9 (3 players)
Hero checks, BB checks, BTN bets $0.10, Hero raises to $0.90, BB calls $0.90, BTN raises to $5.15 all in, Hero raises to $9.40, BB folds

Turn: ($11.80) K (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($11.80) 8 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $11.80
BTN shows A A (three of a kind, Aces)
Hero shows 9 9 (three of a kind, Nines)
BTN wins $11.25
(Rake: $0.55)


Poker Stars $0.05/$0.10 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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BTN: $23.75
SB: $29.80
BB: $8.60
UTG: $17.85
Hero (MP): $16.80
CO: $12.85

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is MP with J J
UTG calls $0.10, Hero raises to $0.50, CO calls $0.50, BTN raises to $1.30, 1 fold, BB raises to $8.60 all in, 1 fold, Hero raises to $16.80 all in, 2 folds

Flop: ($19.15) A 2 Q (2 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: ($19.15) J (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($19.15) 9 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $19.15
BB shows A 4 (a pair of Aces)
Hero shows J J (three of a kind, Jacks)
Hero wins $18.20
(Rake: $0.95)


Poker Stars $0.05/$0.10 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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SB: $10.00
BB: $14.55
UTG: $10.15
Hero (MP): $12.20
CO: $9.15
BTN: $16.60

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is MP with A A
UTG calls $0.10, Hero raises to $0.50, 2 folds, SB raises to $1.20, 2 folds, Hero calls $0.70

Flop: ($2.60) 2 8 Q (2 players)
SB bets $1.80, Hero calls $1.80

Turn: ($6.20) 2 (2 players)
SB bets $3.10, Hero raises to $9.20 all in, SB calls $3.90 all in

River: ($20.20) 2 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $20.20
SB shows T T (a full house, Deuces full of Tens)
Hero shows A A (a full house, Deuces full of Aces)
Hero wins $19.25
(Rake: $0.95)


Poker Stars $0.05/$0.10 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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SB: $19.55
BB: $37.00
UTG: $10.40
MP: $12.45
Hero (CO): $10.25
BTN: $10.00

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is CO with 8 8
UTG calls $0.10, 1 fold, Hero raises to $0.50, 1 fold, SB raises to $1.10, 1 fold, UTG calls $1, Hero calls $0.60

Flop: ($3.40) 2 T 9 (3 players)
SB bets $1.50, UTG calls $1.50, Hero calls $1.50

Turn: ($7.90) 4 (3 players)
SB checks, UTG checks, Hero checks

River: ($7.90) T (3 players)
SB checks, UTG bets $1.50, Hero calls $1.50, SB folds

Final Pot: $10.90
UTG shows 7 6 (a pair of Tens)
Hero shows 8 8 (two pair, Tens and Eights)
Hero wins $10.40
(Rake: $0.50)

pwning again imo

i was pounding this guys blind every time (granted with good hands) and i just felt like he was about to snap

Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 4 players
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Hero (SB): $95.15
BB: $67.30
CO: $50.00
BTN: $55.05

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is SB with T J
2 folds, Hero raises to $2, BB calls $1.50

Flop: ($4.00) J K T (2 players)
Hero bets $3.50, BB calls $3.50

Turn: ($11.00) A (2 players)
Hero checks, BB bets $7, Hero calls $7

River: ($25.00) 6 (2 players)
Hero checks, BB bets $19, Hero calls $19

Final Pot: $63.00
Hero shows T J (two pair, Jacks and Tens)
BB shows 9 3 (high card Ace)
Hero wins $61.00
(Rake: $2.00)

Full Tilt $50.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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BB: $50.75
UTG: $54.40
MP: $43.75
Hero (CO): $52.70
BTN: $19.70
SB: $30.45

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is CO with A A
1 fold, MP raises to $2, Hero raises to $6.50, 3 folds, MP calls $4.50

Flop: ($13.75) 7 K T (2 players)
MP checks, Hero bets $8.00, MP raises to $37.25, Hero calls $29.25

Final Pot: $88.25
MP shows J 9
Hero shows A A
MP wins $85.25
(Rake: $3.00)

This is rogged lilaznboi there is no turn or river in above hand ^^^

So. After talking with my GF I convinced her that just telling my parents would be best. (i.e. both of us wouldn't be all that comfortable sneaking around, and we ultimately wouldn't be able to spend a lot of alone time if my parents didn't know that she was coming)

Brag: I called my mom, told her my GF's coming with the intention of calling her bluff, but she simply caved in. (Sick I was bluffing with the best hand)

Beat: When I got home my mom came to me and said "You planned it so your GF would come when your father and I would be out of the house didn't you"

Variance: My GF can stay over at my house

wp