Had some free time so I decided to do something creative.
All poker players range from level 0 to level 6 in their play.
The level at which you play at corresponds to how un/happy you are.
The fish are happy to play the game, the best of the best are happy to know they are the elite, and the grinders / nut peddlers are unhappy.
Since most of you are busto or grinders at level 2-5, you are unhappy.
Let's take a look at why.

Here's what goes on in everyone's mind when they're playing
Level 0: LOL I has cards





Level 1: ****! HE has cards too?!


Level 2: Hmmm so I know he knows he has cards. Does he know I know I has cards???





Level 3: Wait. I know that he knows that I know that I has cards. Er. WHAT?





Level 4: He knows that I know that he knows that I know. Wait. No he f***ing doesnt! I CALL!





Level 5: Does he know that I know that he knows that I know that he knows that I know???





Level 6: LoL these kids are so bad





Poker content:
Poker Stars $100.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

UTG: $288.85
MP: $144.45
CO: $62.05
BTN: $100.00
SB: $102.00
Hero (BB): $101.70

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BB with J J
1 fold, MP raises to $4, 3 folds, Hero raises to $12, MP calls $8

Flop: ($24.50) 5 5 3 (2 players)
Hero bets $18.00, MP raises to $48, Hero raises to $89.70, MP calls $41.70

Turn: ($203.90) Q (2 players)

River: ($203.90) 6 (2 players)

Final Pot: $203.90
MP shows T 9
Hero shows J J
Hero wins $200.90
(Rake: $3.00)

nowhere near MP's level

second

mp is clearly at level 9. he double accidently misclicked and you failed to realize that and he now has serious meta game possible implications because of this.

Hero bet an amount that ends with 00 because he knows villain knows that 00 means he has 2 identical cards (PP) so villain raised $30 because there's a 3 on the board which is an indirect sign of weakness but villain knows hero knows this so it's a pretty trivial call for MP after hero raises to an non-rounded amount because his line doesn't make sense. It becomes obvious at this point that MP put hero on 89 which is a snap call.

.........

lulz

dude.. trying too hard alright

dont ruin a good thing

good hh tho

level 4

I'm on level half, i sometimes think he has cards, but not ALWAYS.

What's a level?

level?

what if i'm beyond 6?

Poker Stars $5/$10 No Limit Hold'em - 3 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN: $597.00
Hero (SB): $4614.00
BB: $995.00

Pre Flop: ($15.00) Hero is SB with 4 A
1 fold, Hero raises to $40, BB raises to $140, Hero raises to $4614 all in, BB calls $855 all in

Flop: ($1990.00) 8 2 3 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: ($1990.00) 6 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($1990.00) 2 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $1990.00
Hero shows 4 A (a pair of Deuces)
Hero wins $1989.00
(Rake: $1.00)

Pretty solid post imo

i thought it was kinda funny.

you get an lol for me even though technically its a lie. still amusing. thanks op

LOL **AWESOME** post haha!

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Haha took me a second to recognize this gem

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i believe ryan fee said you should always keep poker simple. so he means stay at level 0?

is durrrr at the mirrionth level??

No, hes at the nth level

How did I miss this. Hilarious