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08-09-2013 , 05:23 PM

#7301

MartL

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 10,637

Best way for free money it seems is to have been a high volume player on Full Tilt pre BF. Cleared the last bonus they offered me and immediately switched straight back to Stars, a few weeks later and they offer me another $400 bonus. If they are that desperate to get my play I wish they would just exchange my points for money lol.

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08-09-2013 , 05:40 PM

#7302

DonkDonkDonkDonk

Goose

Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 40,604

FTP is dead, hardly any games going there.

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08-09-2013 , 07:03 PM

#7303

pitapita

Lia Marie Johnson

Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 7,089

Getting ready for happy hour with some PUA advice from Mzbourg who once took a picture with 2 girls

compliments on armpit: no
Justin Beiber lyrics: yes?

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08-09-2013 , 07:20 PM

#7304

Mzbourg

banned

Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 6,670

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Originally Posted by pitapita

Mzbourg who once took a picture with 2 girls

This has actually happened and I didn't have to say I played 1knl+!

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08-09-2013 , 07:53 PM

#7305

Exothermic

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 16,810

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Originally Posted by Mzbourg

This has actually happened and I didn't have to say I played 1knl+!

^^^ this is mzbourg trying to pickup ladies

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08-09-2013 , 07:55 PM

#7306

Mzbourg

banned

Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 6,670

^ Saw that vid earlier today, pretty hilarious.

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08-09-2013 , 08:10 PM

#7307

Exothermic

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 16,810

btw what's with girls wearing these shorts shorts anyways?, i mean its abit too short imo, i mean its lovely to see but i mean its hard for me to go to the grocery store or go buy a pair of shoes or something without getting a hard on anymore ahahah

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08-09-2013 , 10:47 PM

#7308

pitapita

Lia Marie Johnson

Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 7,089

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mzbourg

This has actually happened and I didn't have to say I played 1knl+!

I played my first hand of 400nl in June and my first hand of 600nl in July. I should be playing 1knl very soon. Can someone confirm that all I have to do is say I play 1knl and then the panties drop?

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Originally Posted by Exothermic

They wear them to make you get a boner. You need to wear short shorts as well to show them that you have a boner.

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08-09-2013 , 11:06 PM

#7309

isunkurbttlship

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 7,674

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Originally Posted by pitapita

I played my first hand of 400nl in June and my first hand of 600nl in July. I should be playing 1knl very soon. Can someone confirm that all I have to do is say I play 1knl and then the panties drop?

They wear them to make you get a boner. You need to wear short shorts as well to show them that you have a boner.

Confirmed.

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08-09-2013 , 11:11 PM

#7310

pitapita

Lia Marie Johnson

Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 7,089

Oh boy, I'm excited! So where do I find a girl and how do I talk to her?

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08-09-2013 , 11:17 PM

#7311

isunkurbttlship

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 7,674

They'll chat to you on the rail.

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08-09-2013 , 11:23 PM

#7312

DonkDonkDonkDonk

Goose

Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 40,604

I've played 1knl before and I'm yet to receive said reactions from the ladies.

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08-10-2013 , 03:42 AM

#7313

Katy Perry

adept

Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 956

Quote:

Originally Posted by pitapita

They wear them to make you get a boner. You need to wear short shorts as well to show them that you have a boner.

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08-10-2013 , 04:40 AM

#7314

BreakingYourNuts

old hand

Join Date: Jun 2013 Posts: 1,267

Quote:

Originally Posted by pitapita

Getting ready for happy hour with some PUA advice from Mzbourg who once took a picture with 2 girls

compliments on armpit: no
Justin Beiber lyrics: yes?

You mean like this?

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08-10-2013 , 07:59 AM

#7315

Andre_787

old hand

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 1,983

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08-10-2013 , 08:33 AM

#7316

Declanisfolding

adept

Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 759

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andre_787

I love when people post these images of enhanced women and a message along the top of the image says:

This image has been resized ....

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08-10-2013 , 12:38 PM

#7317

Mzbourg

banned

Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 6,670

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08-10-2013 , 01:39 PM

#7318

hurtNCYDE

veteran

Join Date: Sep 2012 Posts: 2,359

Quote:

Originally Posted by Declanisfolding

I love when people post these images of enhanced women and a message along the top of the image says:

This image has been resized ....

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08-10-2013 , 02:03 PM

#7319

rxrx

adept

Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 1,028

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08-10-2013 , 03:38 PM

#7320

pitapita

Lia Marie Johnson

Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 7,089

HICHAM LOOK AT MY UNDERTITLE!!!!!

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08-10-2013 , 03:55 PM

#7321

Exothermic

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 16,810

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Originally Posted by rxrx

3:1 says shes not legal

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08-10-2013 , 04:59 PM

#7322

sexdotcom

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 3,867

Exo, you have no idea. Asian girls can look like that at 30.

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08-10-2013 , 05:52 PM

#7323

Mzbourg

banned

Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 6,670

I know this has been asked before but I'll just ask again, hm1 doesn't actually work for the zoom games right? Figured I'd add a table of 100nl zoom when it runs/is super juicy, but kinda pointless without a hud.

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08-10-2013 , 06:52 PM

#7324

Exothermic

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 16,810

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mzbourg

hem1 has been getting updates just as much as hem2 for the most part, so yea just go on hem forums for the update

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08-10-2013 , 07:54 PM

#7325

x_ROSH125_x

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 6,071

I've been using HEM1 all this time with ZOOM and it works fine. There have been a few issues and a few times it was bust but always solvable via the forums/support/updates

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