I'd heard rush was really nitty....it seems like a mass 3bet session to me

sometimes they hae it

i need to go get a new mouse and keyboard tomorrow

Logitech MX Revolution.

Best mouse ever.

how ****ing hilarious is this?????????????????????????????????????????
super mega selfjinx. im gonna have to become superstitious cause ... i dont know. seems like a reasonable explanation at this point

everytime I flop tptk, they flop a set. everytime I have KK they have AA, everytime I have AA.. they have AK, and win.. Yes, twice I lost all in pre AA vs AK.. wuuuuut.

Right now I'm just suicidally unlucky. The worst part is I'm playing my ****ing a-game most of it. It's just even more depressing to go through my HH and see how I couldn't really have played my hands much differently.


Everywhere I go runbad follows.

I thought i'd just ****ing rakebackgrind rush then.. but im - with rakeback LOLZ.

6600 hands played tonight for -3.5 BI....

Ah watching beavies and butthead always saves me from suicide

THIS

after over a year of online poker I have made my first straight flush

I lost all my months profits tonight and last night.......literally the best I've seen tables all month and its just impossible to beat 60/10s etc.....

If i have one more idiot reg squeeze my utg raise when a massive fish flats my raise and they have 66-tt (and squeeze massive fish out) im gonna ****ing kill someone.....I just have no idea what these guys think......"well I saw in a video to squeeze one time.....so rather than set mine with position on a massive fish 200bbs deep ill squeeze my 88 here and kill all my equity because im an idiot and run like god"

yeah yeah cool story i know but seriously I have no idea how these guys even get money online....there's just no way their reytard guardian lets them out of sight long enough to deposit and manage to randomly click buttons

ill take gif #2 FTW please... thank you dash.

Dear God.. Tomorrow you give me a crazy heater or ELSE.........

do u want tp for my bunghole?

forgot to pray

sry

**** you, Rush. **** you.

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.25(BB) Replayer
Hero ($50.01)
BB ($21.85)
UTG ($22.27)
UTG+1 ($41.08)
UTG+2 ($10.84)
MP1 ($8.33)
MP2 ($10)
CO ($3.76)
BTN ($10.10)

Dealt to Hero 4 4

fold, UTG+1 raises to $0.85, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, Hero calls $0.75, fold

FLOP ($1.95) 8 4 Q

Hero checks, UTG+1 bets $1.60, Hero raises to $5, UTG+1 raises to $12.70, Hero raises to $40.05, UTG+1 raises to $40.23 (AI), Hero calls $0.18

TURN ($82.41) 8 4 Q T

RIVER ($82.41) 8 4 Q T 7

Hero shows 4 4
(Pre 48%, Flop 65.3%, Turn 75.0%)

UTG+1 shows 9 T
(Pre 52%, Flop 34.7%, Turn 25.0%)

UTG+1 wins $79.41

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.25(BB) Replayer
SB ($25)
BB ($43.85)
UTG ($17.70)
UTG+1 ($52.36)
UTG+2 ($11.91)
Hero ($26.34)
MP2 ($21.64)
CO ($27.63)
BTN ($58.32)

Dealt to Hero 5 5

fold, UTG+1 raises to $0.50, fold, Hero calls $0.50, fold, CO calls $0.50, BTN calls $0.50, SB calls $0.40, fold

FLOP ($2.75) 7 5 T

SB checks, UTG+1 checks, Hero bets $2.30, CO folds, BTN calls $2.30, SB folds, UTG+1 folds

TURN ($7.35) 7 5 T K

Hero bets $4, BTN calls $4

RIVER ($15.35) 7 5 T K 6

Hero bets $10, BTN raises to $20, Hero calls $9.54 (AI)

Hero shows 5 5
(Pre 50%, Flop 74.1%, Turn 81.8%)

BTN shows 8 9
(Pre 50%, Flop 25.9%, Turn 18.2%)

BTN wins $51.71

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.25(BB) Replayer
SB ($28.14)
BB ($9.24)
UTG ($43.33)
UTG+1 ($4.77)
UTG+2 ($54.46)
MP1 ($11.34)
MP2 ($17.46)
CO ($11.01)
Hero ($37.50)

Dealt to Hero 7 7

fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, CO raises to $0.75, Hero calls $0.75, fold, fold

FLOP ($1.85) 5 6 7

CO checks, Hero bets $1.75, CO calls $1.75

TURN ($5.35) 5 6 7 Q

CO checks, Hero bets $5, CO calls $5

RIVER ($15.35) 5 6 7 Q 4

CO bets $3.51 (AI), Hero calls $3.51

CO shows Q J
(Pre 50%, Flop 26.0%, Turn 18.2%)

Hero shows 7 7
(Pre 50%, Flop 74.0%, Turn 81.8%)

CO wins $21.26

And, just to really, really **** me over:

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.25(BB) Replayer
Hero ($87.68)
BB ($19.78)
UTG ($19.93)
UTG+1 ($32.43)
UTG+2 ($9.85)
MP1 ($9.40)
MP2 ($71.65)
CO ($13.20)
BTN ($18.09)

Dealt to Hero Q Q

fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, BTN calls $0.25, Hero raises to $1.50, fold, BTN calls $1.25

FLOP ($3.25) Q A A

Hero checks, BTN bets $1.50, Hero calls $1.50

TURN ($6.25) Q A A 4

Hero checks, BTN bets $1.50, Hero raises to $4, BTN calls $2.50

RIVER ($14.25) Q A A 4 7

Hero bets $12, BTN calls $11.09 (AI)

BTN shows 7 A
(Pre 27%, Flop 22.9%, Turn 15.9%)

Hero shows Q Q
(Pre 73%, Flop 77.1%, Turn 84.1%)

BTN wins $34.61

KB, you know the rules man... TERTS....
I got your back though, my fellow rush rape victim.

Players like you make me sick. Well in the fact you got some haters.

Anyone know what the deal is with Full Tilt and rakeback now? Its a couple of weeks since i got any. Do i take it they dont pay anymore until our bonus has been taken off?

I've been getting mine as usual. I haven't gotten the emails confirming it though.. but it's there in the transfer history.


More like you've got a shady affiliate or something I'd get that checked out if I was you...!

Argh i see it now thanks. Thought my balance had gone up but hadnt recieved an email, thought i must have won at the tables or something lol.

Hey, just figured out who you are. Seriously why dont you give NL50 a shot? Its not that much difference it took me a bit to adjust but once you have its seriously not that different.

yesterday was so frustrating, 5500 hands, down $20. Never seen KK beaten by Ax aipf before in my life

Wat?

And mine was worse. 4+ hrs, 4800 hands down 3BI at the fiddy. Just as I was climbing back to even I promptly had a fish flop trips in a 3 bet pot on a 883 board, another fishy reg flop set of 7s bvb vs my AA and house over house on 844T board. woot woot. I think I am gonna kill myself and go back to regular work.

Not including RB I am up 7 ****ing dollars this month. almost 49k hands. yeah. I reeeeally ****ing suck at poker. <<<<<---- NOT sarcasm.

RAISE!
played 6600 down $85!! and I lost with AA vs AKo allipf

Should of read, never seen KK beaten so much by Ax

ty ty. I was actually too tilted to even think about the terts.

Yesterday was swongy as hell. Down two BI, grind back to +1BI, down to -1BI, back up to +2BI, to finish -4BI....all while running 3bi under AIEV, and all but the first hand in that string of cracked sets I posted earlier don't count towards the AIEV stat. I've had some doomswitch sessions, but I don't think I've ever had one like that where I actually felt like Rush was just out to **** me over. I ran 20% of flopped sets yesterday. 20%, and I end up -4bi and way under EV for the session.

At least I'm still 1.5BB/100 for the month. Hoping last night's anal raping is enough to satisfy the pokers gods and allow a little run good for the rest of the month.