Oh Lord, why are there not more players like this at NL25?

Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 Pot Limit Hold'em - 8 players
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MP2: $25.20
CO: $25.00
BTN: $25.40
SB: $7.25
BB: $25.00
UTG: $10.75
UTG+1: $5.40
Hero (MP1): $25.60

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is MP1 with A A
UTG raises to $0.50, 1 fold, Hero raises to $1.85, 5 folds, UTG calls $1.35

Flop: ($4.05) Q 8 4 (2 players)
UTG bets $2, Hero calls $2

Turn: ($8.05) 7 (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $7, UTG calls $6.90 all in

River: ($21.85) J (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $21.85
UTG shows Q T (a pair of Queens)
Hero shows A A (a pair of Aces)
Hero wins $20.80
(Rake: $1.05)

Had a situation like this. Opponent thought it would be smart to call my 3bet with QJ. But I suck at poker, so he caught a second pair on the turn to crack my aces.

I ran into two of those expert players. I'm now down 4 buyins, erasing all my 25NL profit.

if this hand will not get me the fish of the century award, i dont know what else to to!

anyone a simpsons fan?

i will not autfold a full house anymore. i will not autfold a full house anymore.
i will not autfold a full house anymore. i will not autfold a full house anymore.
i will not autfold a full house anymore. i will not autfold a full house anymore.
i will not autfold a full house anymore. i will not autfold a full house anymore.
i will not autfold a full house anymore. i will not autfold a full house anymore.
i will not autfold a full house anymore. i will not autfold a full house anymore.

delete table ninja hotkey for "fold to any bet" - done

Poker Stars $5.00 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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UTG+2: $7.43
MP1: $1.75
MP2: $4.37
CO: $9.94
BTN: $6.78
SB: $3.82
BB: $2.00
UTG: $6.21
Hero (UTG+1): $14.94

Pre Flop: ($0.07) Hero is UTG+1 with T T
1 fold, Hero raises to $0.20, UTG+2 calls $0.20, MP1 calls $0.20, 5 folds

Flop: ($0.67) A A J (3 players)
Hero checks, UTG+2 bets $0.15, MP1 raises to $0.40, Hero calls $0.40, UTG+2 calls $0.25

Turn: ($1.87) 4 (3 players)
Hero checks, UTG+2 checks, MP1 checks

River: ($1.87) T (3 players)
Hero checks, UTG+2 checks, MP1 bets $1.15, Hero folds , UTG+2 calls $1.15

of course it was a trips of aces and a made flush; anyone wants to say "ha ha", feel free!

Ignore pre flop

Poker Stars $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em - 7 players
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MP: $8.45
CO: $2.47
Hero (BTN): $10.01
SB: $2.33
BB: $1.90
UTG: $5.22
UTG+1: $4.98

Pre Flop: ($0.07) Hero is BTN with 2 A
3 folds, CO calls $0.05, Hero calls $0.05, SB calls $0.03, BB checks

Flop: ($0.20) T 8 J (4 players)
SB checks, BB checks, CO checks, Hero bets $0.16, SB calls $0.16, BB folds, CO folds

Turn: ($0.52) Q (2 players)
SB bets $0.55, Hero raises to $2.60, SB calls $1.57 all in

River: ($4.76) K (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $4.76
Hero shows 2 A (a Royal Flush)
SB shows 9 6 (a straight flush, Nine to King)
Hero wins $4.56
(Rake: $0.20)

Karma?


Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 7 players
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Hero (SB): $25.35
BB: $25.60
UTG: $26.10
UTG+1: $23.90
MP: $25.00
CO: $25.00
BTN: $25.00

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is SB with A A
5 folds, Hero raises to $1, BB raises to $2.50, Hero raises to $7.50, BB raises to $25.60 all in, Hero calls $17.85 all in

Flop: ($50.70) 2 7 4 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: ($50.70) 9 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($50.70) 2 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $50.70
Hero shows A A (a flush, Ace high)
BB shows A A (two pair, Aces and Deuces)
Hero wins $48.20
(Rake: $2.50)




Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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Hero (BTN): $47.80
SB: $25.10
BB: $25.00
UTG: $25.00
UTG+1: $33.45
UTG+2: $29.80
MP1: $31.15
MP2: $26.70
CO: $25.45

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BTN with A A
2 folds, UTG+2 raises to $0.75, 3 folds, Hero raises to $2.40, 2 folds, UTG+2 raises to $6, Hero raises to $47.80 all in, UTG+2 calls $23.80 all in

Flop: ($59.95) Q T 4 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: ($59.95) 9 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($59.95) J (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $59.95
Hero shows A A (a pair of Aces)
UTG+2 shows K K (a straight, Nine to King)
UTG+2 wins $57.00
(Rake: $2.95)

mega brag:

my first 50usd dollar day ever, 8minutes before midnight:

running on 14/9/2 (need to work on my agression)

last hand was a very nice king who made my set on river, here is the hand that allows me to go to sleep now. she might have even called an AI on river, damn wasting of money (to low bet).

Poker Stars $5.00 No Limit Hold'em - 7 players
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BTN: $11.97
Hero (SB): $16.14
BB: $8.10
UTG: $9.71
UTG+1: $10.67
MP: $4.85
CO: $2.50

CO posts a big blind ($0.05)

Pre Flop: ($0.12) Hero is SB with K K
1 fold, UTG+1 calls $0.05, 1 fold, CO checks, 1 fold, Hero raises to $0.40, 1 fold, UTG+1 calls $0.35, 1 fold

Flop: ($0.90) 7 5 9 (2 players)
Hero bets $0.80, UTG+1 calls $0.80

Turn: ($2.50) A (2 players)
Hero bets $1.00, UTG+1 calls $1

River: ($4.50) K (2 players)
Hero bets $2.60, UTG+1 calls $2.60



it was a long day today, goodnight, i will have nice dreams and will pray to the poker gods before

I've been in this exact same situation holding As vs 9s on a KQJTs board. When the guy CR'd me on the river I knew his stack was heading my direction with a single click of the mouse. So fun and yet I actually felt bad for him. I'm such a nice guy, but I still took his monies.

One hand can lead to another. For example...

HAND #1: Villian is a 61/6 drooler. I showed my TT after he led out on the flop with his ridiculous min-bet.

Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 Pot Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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MP1: $11.35
Hero (MP2): $25.00
CO: $9.05
BTN: $25.75
SB: $42.70
BB: $6.05
UTG: $20.25
UTG+1: $22.75
UTG+2: $5.00

UTG+2 posts a big blind ($0.25)

Pre Flop: ($0.60) Hero is MP2 with T T
UTG calls $0.25, 1 fold, UTG+2 checks, 1 fold, Hero raises to $1.35, 4 folds, UTG calls $1.10, 1 fold

Flop: ($3.30) J K 7 (2 players)
UTG bets $0.25, Hero raises to $3, UTG folds

Final Pot: $3.80
Hero shows T T (a pair of Tens)
Hero wins $3.65
(Rake: $0.15)


HAND #2: The very next hand. He's not gonna get fooled by my large bet this time. No siree!

Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 Pot Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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UTG+2: $11.35
Hero (MP1): $27.05
MP2: $9.05
CO: $25.75
BTN: $42.60
SB: $5.80
BB: $18.65
UTG: $22.75
UTG+1: $4.75

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is MP1 with K A
3 folds, Hero raises to $0.85, 4 folds, BB calls $0.60

Flop: ($1.80) K Q T (2 players)
BB bets $1.75, Hero calls $1.75

Turn: ($5.30) 4 (2 players)
BB bets $5.05, Hero raises to $20.20, BB calls $11 all in

River: ($37.40) 2 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $37.40
Hero shows K A (a pair of Kings - Ace kicker)
BB shows 3 K (a pair of Kings)
Hero wins $35.55
(Rake: $1.85)

Sick downswing at hand 950.

ak<kk :/

lol

Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 7 players
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Hero (BTN): $116.20
SB: $76.70
BB: $58.05
UTG: $54.25
UTG+1: $50.50
MP: $58.95
CO: $52.15

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BTN with A K
4 folds, Hero raises to $1, 1 fold, BB calls $0.50

Flop: ($2.25) 9 3 6 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $2, BB calls $2

Turn: ($6.25) 3 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $3.50, BB calls $3.50

River: ($13.25) 2 (2 players)
BB folds

Final Pot: $13.25
Hero mucks A K
Hero wins $12.65
(Rake: $0.60)

I just got knocked out of HU tourney in 3rd match with AA

how does BB open fold?

I think this falls unber brags/beats/ and def variance... Hand 1 and 2 were back to back and hand 3 was the same orbit... villain is 77/66/55





Poker Stars $100.00 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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spidey983 (BB): $173.60
mkyu123 (UTG): $100.00
TYJohnRambo (UTG+1): $60.00
magijc (UTG+2): $99.00
MiraCIe (MP1): $100.00
bonus-den (MP2): $372.50
KiWiKaKi (CO): $119.50
Hero (BTN): $236.65
dwseiler (SB): $123.95

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BTN with 7 A
4 folds, bonus-den raises to $4, 1 fold, Hero calls $4, 1 fold, spidey983 calls $3

Flop: ($12.50) 8 A 9 (3 players)
spidey983 checks, bonus-den bets $8.00, Hero calls $8, spidey983 folds

Turn: ($28.50) J (2 players)
bonus-den bets $12.00, Hero calls $12

River: ($52.50) 4 (2 players)
bonus-den bets $48.00, Hero raises to $212.65, bonus-den calls $164.65

Final Pot: $477.80
bonus-den shows Q T
Hero shows 7 A
Hero wins $474.80
(Rake: $3.00)


Poker Stars $100.00 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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spidey983 (SB): $169.60
mkyu123 (BB): $100.00
TYJohnRambo (UTG): $60.00
magijc (UTG+1): $99.00
MiraCIe (UTG+2): $100.00
bonus-den (MP1): $135.85
KiWiKaKi (MP2): $119.50
Hero (CO): $474.80
dwseiler (BTN): $123.45

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is CO with A K
3 folds, bonus-den raises to $4, 1 fold, Hero raises to $14, 1 fold, spidey983 calls $13.50, 1 fold, bonus-den raises to $31, Hero raises to $474.80, 1 fold, bonus-den calls $104.85 all in

Flop: ($286.70) T 4 5 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: ($286.70) 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($286.70) 2 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $286.70
bonus-den shows J 8
Hero shows A K
bonus-den wins $283.70
(Rake: $-335.95)


Poker Stars $100.00 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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spidey983 (UTG+1): $172.10
mkyu123 (UTG+2): $100.00
TYJohnRambo (MP1): $60.00
magijc (MP2): $72.50
MiraCIe (CO): $225.00
bonus-den (BTN): $100.70
KiWiKaKi (SB): $118.50
Hero (BB): $338.95
dwseiler (UTG): $205.95

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BB with K K
1 fold, spidey983 raises to $3, 4 folds, bonus-den raises to $10, 1 fold, Hero raises to $40, 1 fold, bonus-den calls $30

Flop: ($83.50) 5 8 5 (2 players)
Hero checks, bonus-den bets $15.00, Hero raises to $298.95, bonus-den calls $45.70 all in

Turn: ($204.90) Q (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($204.90) 7 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $204.90
bonus-den shows 5 4
Hero shows K K
bonus-den wins $201.90
(Rake: $3.00)

Those 80/20 flips are pretty high variance.

Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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BTN: $70.80
SB: $50.00
Hero (BB): $55.35
UTG: $50.00
UTG+1: $101.70
UTG+2: $50.00
MP1: $47.50
MP2: $50.00
CO: $31.10

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BB with Q Q
UTG raises to $50 all in, 6 folds, SB calls $49.75 all in, Hero calls $49.50

Flop: ($150.00) 8 T 5 (3 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: ($150.00) 4 (3 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($150.00) 2 (3 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $150.00
SB shows Q K (high card King)
Hero shows Q Q (a pair of Queens)
UTG shows 8 8 (three of a kind, Eights)
UTG wins $147.00
(Rake: $3.00)

Being able to shove 88 for value is sooooo niiceeeeee.

Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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CO: $97.75
BTN: $50.00
Hero (SB): $50.00
BB: $135.65
UTG: $101.90
UTG+1: $50.00
UTG+2: $47.45
MP1: $50.00
MP2: $59.90

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is SB with 8 8
5 folds, CO calls $0.50, 1 fold, Hero raises to $50 all in, BB calls $49.50, 1 fold

Flop: ($100.50) 3 7 Q (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: ($100.50) T (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($100.50) 4 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $100.50
Hero shows 8 8 (a pair of Eights)
BB shows 4 A (a pair of Fours)
Hero wins $97.50
(Rake: $3.00)

I know its only like 2 bucks, but this type of hand exemplifies my last two weeks at 2NL. I'm starting to feel like its impossible to build up a big enough bankroll to get out.

Full Tilt Poker $0.01/$0.02 No Limit Hold'em - 7 players
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MP: $6.76
CO: $1.57
BTN: $2.05
SB: $0.71
BB: $2.00
UTG: $1.46
Hero (UTG+1): $2.03

Pre Flop: ($0.03) Hero is UTG+1 with 4 4
1 fold, Hero calls $0.02, MP calls $0.02, 1 fold, BTN calls $0.02, 1 fold, BB checks

Flop: ($0.09) 4 2 2 (4 players)
BB checks, Hero checks, MP checks, BTN checks

Turn: ($0.09) J (4 players)
BB checks, Hero checks, MP checks, BTN checks

River: ($0.09) 8 (4 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $0.09, MP raises to $0.36, BTN folds, BB folds, Hero raises to $2.01 all in, MP calls $1.65

Final Pot: $4.11
MP shows 2 2 (four of a kind, Twos)
Hero shows 4 4 (a full house, Fours full of Twos)
MP wins $3.84
(Rake: $0.27)

I work so hard to scratch out a decent winrate and finally I am rewarded.
Thank you, poker.

What on Earth was going on here?

Full Tilt Poker $0.05/$0.10 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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BB: $2.03
UTG: $10.05
UTG+1: $5.00
Hero (UTG+2): $13.21
MP1: $13.86
MP2: $10.00
CO: $2.00
BTN: $9.25
SB: $10.43

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is UTG+2 with Q Q
1 fold, UTG+1 calls $0.10, Hero raises to $0.50, 5 folds, BB raises to $2.03 all in, UTG+1 raises to $3.56, Hero raises to $6, UTG+1 calls $1.44 all in

Flop: ($12.08) 8 T 9

Turn: ($12.08) T

River: ($12.08) A

Final Pot: $12.08
BB shows K 3 (a pair of Tens)
UTG+1 shows 4 K (a pair of Tens)
Hero shows Q Q (two pair, Queens and Tens)
Hero wins $5.54
Hero wins $5.74
(Rake: $0.80)

I think people have took the new COTW too serious.

Is it fair to take money from the brain-damaged? Discuss.

Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 Pot Limit Hold'em - 8 players
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MP1: $8.05
MP2: $28.10
CO: $25.00
BTN: $40.75
SB: $46.35
BB: $41.80
UTG: $12.45
Hero (UTG+1): $25.00

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is UTG+1 with K K
1 fold, Hero raises to $0.85, MP1 calls $0.85, MP2 calls $0.85, 2 folds, SB calls $0.75, 1 fold

Flop: ($3.65) 4 Q J (4 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $2.50, MP1 calls $2.50, MP2 folds, SB folds

Turn: ($8.65) 7 (2 players)
Hero bets $5, MP1 calls $4.70 all in

River: ($18.05) T (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $18.05
MP1 shows 8 J (a pair of Jacks)
Hero shows K K (a pair of Kings)
Hero wins $17.20
(Rake: $0.85)

Blind defense turns into spew. Or does it?

Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 Pot Limit Hold'em - 7 players
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UTG+1: $25.70
MP: $37.95
CO: $65.25
BTN: $27.75
SB: $5.55
Hero (BB): $25.40
UTG: $25.25

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BB with 9 Q
4 folds, BTN raises to $0.85, 1 fold, Hero raises to $2.50, BTN calls $1.65

Flop: ($5.10) A 3 5 (2 players)
Hero bets $3, BTN calls $3

Turn: ($11.10) K (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN checks

River: ($11.10) 5 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN checks

Trying to move up to the quarter.

It's pretty much went like this over and over in varying forms of torturous 2 outers, runner runners, etc etc.

F U C K November IMO.


Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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UTG: $25.00
UTG+1: $47.25
UTG+2: $37.25
MP1: $43.45
Hero (MP2): $25.00
CO: $70.80
BTN: $26.00
SB: $46.30
BB: $25.00

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is MP2 with Q Q
3 folds, MP1 raises to $2.50, Hero raises to $7, 4 folds, MP1 calls $4.50

Flop: ($14.35) 2 5 J (2 players)
MP1 checks, Hero bets $18 all in, MP1 calls $18

Turn: ($50.35) 8 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($50.35) 3 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $50.35
MP1 shows Q A (a flush, Ace high)
Hero shows Q Q (a pair of Queens)
MP1 wins $47.90
(Rake: $2.45)

I made a match!