After being crushed at 25nl, I decided to drop to 5nl to have some stress-free poker. Both these hands made me laugh so much
Poker Stars $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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BTN: $0.73
SB: $1.32
Hero (BB): $5.68
UTG: $5.26
UTG+1: $10.30
UTG+2: $3.09
MP1: $6.15
MP2: $1.44
CO: $5.35

Pre Flop: ($0.07) Hero is BB with Q J
2 folds, UTG+2 calls $0.05, 4 folds, SB calls $0.03, Hero checks

Flop: ($0.15) 8 5 K (3 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, UTG+2 checks

Turn: ($0.15) T (3 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, UTG+2 checks

River: ($0.15) 9 (3 players)
SB bets $1.27 all in, Hero raises to $5.63 all in, UTG+2 folds




Poker Stars $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players
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UTG: $9.75
UTG+1: $4.93
MP1: $2.06
MP2: $5.85
CO: $5.05
Hero (BTN): $6.67
SB: $4.90
BB: $5.86

Pre Flop: ($0.07) Hero is BTN with A J
2 folds, MP1 raises to $0.25, MP2 calls $0.25, 1 fold, Hero calls $0.25, 2 folds

Flop: ($0.82) A A A (3 players)
MP1 bets $1.81 all in, MP2 raises to $3.62, Hero raises to $5.43, MP2 calls $1.81

Turn: ($13.49) T (3 players - 1 is all in)
MP2 bets $0.17 all in, Hero calls $0.17

River: ($13.83) 3 (3 players - 2 are all in)

Days like today and yesterday are very trying.. makes me so ****ing sick of poker.

Just a small sample of the bull****.

Lost to so many ****ing gut-shot draw bull****.

Flop bet was a misclick.

Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
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Hero (CO): $25.35
BTN: $9.65
SB: $24.50
BB: $14.25
UTG: $25.00

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is CO with 7 8
1 fold, Hero raises to $0.75, 1 fold, SB raises to $2, 1 fold, Hero calls $1.25

Flop: ($4.25) 6 9 T (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $0.75, SB raises to $4, Hero calls $3.25

Turn: ($12.25) K (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $5, SB raises to $18.50 all in, Hero calls $13.50

River: ($49.25) 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $49.25
Hero shows 7 8 (a straight, Six to Ten)
SB shows K K (a full house, Kings full of Sixes)
SB wins $47.25
(Rake: $2.00)


Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players
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MP2: $25.00
CO: $41.70
BTN: $25.00
SB: $40.40
BB: $24.00
Hero (UTG): $28.20
UTG+1: $12.65
MP1: $17.65

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is UTG with J J
Hero raises to $0.75, 6 folds, BB raises to $2, Hero calls $1.25

Flop: ($4.10) 7 J T (2 players)
BB bets $2, Hero raises to $6, BB calls $4

Turn: ($16.10) K (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $20.20 all in, BB calls $16 all in

River: ($48.10) 9 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $48.10
BB shows Q A (a straight, Ten to Ace)
Hero shows J J (three of a kind, Jacks)
BB wins $45.75
(Rake: $2.35)

why dont i see those hands here in this thread? i was just wondering if i am the only one who does this stupid mistakes.

folded a FH to a AI river bet (flush) because i missed the pairing of the board; just paid attention to my set and board monotoneness.

shoved a "str8t" and was wondering why i lost at the end to an overpair; well - the str8t was 789TQ, just didnt get it then i saw the jack was missing who needs him!

checkitcheckit SHIIIP

wait, what?

fml


Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players
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CO: $24.90
BTN: $24.80
Hero (SB): $25.90
BB: $5.35
UTG: $18.10
UTG+1: $4.55
MP1: $26.50
MP2: $25.25

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is SB with A A
2 folds, MP1 calls $0.25, 1 fold, CO raises to $1.25, 1 fold, Hero raises to $3.50, 2 folds, CO calls $2.25

Flop: ($7.50) J 3 6 (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $5.50, Hero raises to $14, CO raises to $21.40 all in, Hero calls $7.40

Turn: ($50.30) Q (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($50.30) 9 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $50.30
CO shows Q Q (three of a kind, Queens)
Hero shows A A (a pair of Aces)
CO wins $47.85
(Rake: $2.45)

Here's a positive one!

Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players
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Hero (BB): $26.00
UTG: $24.25
UTG+1: $27.60
MP1: $34.50
MP2: $20.10
CO: $16.00
BTN: $24.00
SB: $15.10

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BB with 8 8
4 folds, CO calls $0.25, BTN raises to $1, SB calls $0.90, Hero calls $0.75, CO calls $0.75

Flop: ($4.00) J 8 8 (4 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, CO bets $4.25, BTN folds, SB folds, Hero calls $4.25

Turn: ($12.50) Q (2 players)
Hero bets $2.50, CO raises to $10.75 all in, Hero calls $8.25

River: ($34.00) A (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $34.00
Hero shows 8 8 (four of a kind, Eights)
CO shows K K (two pair, Kings and Eights)
Hero wins $32.35
(Rake: $1.65)

I've been doing TERRIBLE with pocket aces recently. Down like 5BI this month from them. It's killing me. I feel like my game is sharper than it was a few weeks ago, but I'm not seeing the results with these suckouts.

but THEN I lost my manies with this wtfomgz hand!

Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 7 players
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MP: $24.75
CO: $6.95
BTN: $13.60
Hero (SB): $35.00
BB: $4.65
UTG: $5.00
UTG+1: $12.15

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is SB with A A
4 folds, BTN raises to $0.75, Hero raises to $2.50, 1 fold, BTN calls $1.75

Flop: ($5.25) 4 4 T (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $1, Hero raises to $4, BTN calls $3

Turn: ($13.25) 8 (2 players)
Hero bets $8.75, BTN calls $7.10 all in

River: ($27.45) 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $27.45
BTN shows Q 7 (a flush, Queen high)
Hero shows A A (two pair, Aces and Fours)
BTN wins $26.15
(Rake: $1.30)

yeah **** poker

Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 7 players
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SB: $31.80
Hero (BB): $50.00
UTG: $29.25
UTG+1: $10.75
MP: $10.00
CO: $92.70
BTN: $18.40

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BB with 9 9
UTG raises to $1.50, 3 folds, BTN calls $1.50, 1 fold, Hero calls $1

Flop: ($4.75) 7 9 6 (3 players)
Hero checks, UTG checks, BTN bets $1, Hero raises to $6, UTG folds, BTN calls $5

Turn: ($16.75) Q (2 players)
Hero bets $11, BTN calls $10.90 all in

River: ($38.55) J (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $38.55
Hero shows 9 9 (three of a kind, Nines)
BTN shows 7 A (a flush, Ace high)
BTN wins $36.70
(Rake: $1.85)

Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players
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SB: $49.75
BB: $52.75
UTG: $24.90
UTG+1: $91.90
MP1: $60.20
MP2: $40.75
Hero (CO): $50.00
BTN: $9.75

Pre Flop: ($0.50) Hero is CO with A 9
2 folds, UTG+1 calls $0.50, MP1 requests TIME, 2 folds, Hero raises to $2, 2 folds, UTG+1 calls $1.50

Flop: ($4.50) T 3 5 (2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets $3, UTG+1 calls $3

Turn: ($10.50) K (2 players)
UTG+1 bets $0.50, Hero raises to $7, UTG+1 calls $6.50

River: ($24.50) 9 (2 players)
UTG+1 bets $1.50, Hero requests TIME, Hero folds

I decided to fold the nut flush because I'm such a nice guy. Afterwards I promptly left another table that had 5 45+ vpip fish on it because I didn't want to take their money.

Joking aside, it's gotta take some skill to time out while 4 tabling and having none of the other tables with any action. I then rage quit all my tables.

I love it when the first card you see in a coinflip is gin for you, and then you notice they flopped a set...and then you hit your gutshot.......and then you dodge the paired board.


Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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UTG+1: $30.75
UTG+2: $28.80
Hero (MP1): $27.60
MP2: $51.00
CO: $27.25
BTN: $25.00
SB: $24.75
BB: $26.05
UTG: $25.00

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is MP1 with A K
3 folds, Hero raises to $1, MP2 calls $1, 2 folds, SB raises to $3.50, 1 fold, Hero raises to $10, 1 fold, SB raises to $24.75 all in, Hero calls $14.75

Flop: ($50.75) Q T A (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: ($50.75) J (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($50.75) 9 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $50.75
Hero shows A K (a straight, Ten to Ace)
SB shows Q Q (three of a kind, Queens)
Hero wins $48.25
(Rake: $2.50)

So I'm playing some 50NL as a sweat for a friend who is trying to move up. On the turn I say to him, "Nice... okay he's almost always got a Q here so we should have over 90% equity.....

No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (9 handed) - Hold'em Manager Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

saw flop | saw showdown

CO ($60.50)
Button ($50)
SB ($40.45)
BB ($128)
UTG ($54.55)
UTG+1 ($50.40)
MP1 ($50)
Hero (MP2) ($146.05)
MP3 ($105.50)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with A, A
3 folds, Hero bets $2, 3 folds, SB calls $1.75, BB calls $1.50

Flop: ($6) 5, 6, Q (3 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets $5, SB calls $5, 1 fold

Turn: ($16) 6 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $11, SB raises $22, Hero raises $127.95, SB calls $11.35

River: ($82.70) Q (2 players)

Total pot: $82.70
Main pot: $82.70 between SB and Hero, won by SB

Results:
SB had J, Q (full house, Queens over sixes).
Hero had A, A (two pair, Aces and Queens).
Outcome: SB won $80.60

Gotta love these types!

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.50(BB) Replayer
SB ($32.25)
Hero ($106)
UTG ($64.40)
UTG+1 ($111)
UTG+2 ($50)
MP1 ($50)
MP2 ($68.70)
CO ($53.20)
BTN ($41.05)

Dealt to Hero 7 9

fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, BTN calls $0.50, fold, Hero checks

FLOP ($1.25) J 9 7

Hero bets $1, BTN raises to $2, Hero calls $1

TURN ($5.25) J 9 7 A

Hero checks, BTN bets $0.50, Hero calls $0.50

RIVER ($6.25) J 9 7 A 7

Hero bets $39.75, BTN calls $38.05 (AI)

BTN shows J T
(Pre 66%, Flop 39.4%, Turn 27.3%)

Hero shows 7 9
(Pre 34%, Flop 60.6%, Turn 72.7%)

Hero wins $79.35

F U YOU PIECE OF **** REG.

Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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BTN: $25.00
SB: $50.00
BB: $45.70
Hero (UTG): $56.90
UTG+1: $53.95
UTG+2: $52.40
MP1: $61.85
MP2: $32.80
CO: $25.85

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is UTG with J T
Hero raises to $1.50, UTG+1 calls $1.50, 7 folds

Flop: ($3.75) 9 Q 8 (2 players)
Hero bets $3, UTG+1 raises to $7.50, Hero raises to $55.40 all in, UTG+1 calls $44.95 all in

Turn: ($108.65) 6 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($108.65) Q (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $108.65
Hero shows J T (a straight, Eight to Queen)
UTG+1 shows K A (a flush, Ace high)
UTG+1 wins $105.65
(Rake: $3.00)

[x] most hands in one day

[x] wish i stopped at 5K

[x] FPP PRO

mother of god..i dread those days!

[ ] Limp reraises are always AA.

Villian is 50/10 after 10 hands. Enough for me to conclude he is full of **** here.

Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 Pot Limit Hold'em - 8 players
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BTN: $10.70
SB: $17.05
Hero (BB): $25.00
UTG: $16.25
UTG+1: $4.75
MP1: $25.05
MP2: $17.10
CO: $25.80

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BB with Q Q
UTG calls $0.25, 2 folds, MP2 calls $0.25, 1 fold, BTN calls $0.25, SB calls $0.15, Hero raises to $1.50, 1 fold, MP2 raises to $2.75, 2 folds, Hero raises to $9, MP2 raises to $15.25, Hero raises to $21.50, MP2 calls $1.85 all in

Flop: ($34.95) J 9 3 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: ($34.95) 8 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($34.95) 4 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $34.95
Hero shows Q Q (a pair of Queens)
MP2 shows A 4 (a pair of Fours)
Hero wins $33.25
(Rake: $1.70)

Cashed out several months back. Rebuilding a roll. 2NL is easy mode.


Poker Stars $0.01/$0.02 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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BB: $2.80
UTG: $2.04
UTG+1: $1.97
UTG+2: $1.14
MP1: $1.61
MP2: $3.95
CO: $1.53
Hero (BTN): $5.00
SB: $4.98

Pre Flop: ($0.03) Hero is BTN with 5 5
UTG calls $0.02, 1 fold, UTG+2 calls $0.02, 2 folds, CO calls $0.02, Hero calls $0.02, 1 fold, BB raises to $0.10, UTG calls $0.08, UTG+2 calls $0.08, 1 fold, Hero calls $0.08

Flop: ($0.43) 7 5 4 (4 players)
BB bets $0.10, UTG calls $0.10, UTG+2 calls $0.10, Hero raises to $1, BB calls $0.90, UTG folds, UTG+2 calls $0.90

Turn: ($3.53) Q (3 players)
BB bets $0.10, UTG+2 calls $0.04 all in, Hero raises to $2, BB calls $1.60 all in

River: ($6.97) A (3 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $6.97
BB shows T Q (a pair of Queens)
UTG+2 shows J J (a pair of Jacks)
Hero shows 5 5 (three of a kind, Fives)
Hero wins $3.17
Hero wins $3.50
(Rake: $0.30)

Trying to push for record volume this month (previous high month = 47k, usually 25-35k)... poker gods seem like they have sensed this and are looking to test me

into teh black !

double ****!!! lol first the misclick and then the end results!!! lol was i getting odds to call?? lol



Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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SB: $28.69
BB: $37.83
UTG: $28.38
UTG+1: $16.63
UTG+2: $9.50
MP1: $5.00
MP2: $28.37
CO: $4.40
Hero (BTN): $25.22

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BTN with 7 T
1 fold, UTG+1 raises to $0.75, UTG+2 calls $0.75, 2 folds, CO raises to $4.40 all in, Hero calls $4.40, SB calls $4.30, 1 fold, UTG+1 raises to $16.63 all in, 2 folds, SB calls $12.23

Flop: ($43.06) J 9 Q

Turn: ($43.06) 8

River: ($43.06) A

3 times in one session. Most frustrating session ever! And all against fish:


Poker Stars $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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MP2: $110.55
CO: $115.90
BTN: $157.40
SB: $110.65
Hero (BB): $102.40
UTG: $198.75
UTG+1: $185.15
UTG+2: $105.30
MP1: $100.00

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BB with A A
6 folds, BTN raises to $3, 1 fold, Hero raises to $10, BTN calls $7

Flop: ($20.50) 2 3 Q (2 players)
Hero bets $14, BTN calls $14

Turn: ($48.50) 9 (2 players)
Hero bets $78.40 all in, BTN calls $78.40

River: ($205.30) K (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $205.30
BTN shows Q K (two pair, Kings and Queens)
Hero shows A A (a pair of Aces)
BTN wins $202.30
(Rake: $3.00)






Poker Stars $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players
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MP2: $100.00
CO: $182.55
BTN: $100.00
SB: $366.40
BB: $187.25
UTG: $167.85
Hero (UTG+1): $100.00
MP1: $100.00

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is UTG+1 with A A
UTG calls $1, Hero raises to $5, 6 folds, UTG calls $4

Flop: ($11.50) 6 2 J (2 players)
UTG bets $3, Hero raises to $20, UTG raises to $37, Hero raises to $95 all in, UTG calls $58

Turn: ($201.50) Q (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($201.50) 4 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $201.50
UTG shows 2 J (two pair, Jacks and Deuces)
Hero shows A A (a pair of Aces)
UTG wins $198.50
(Rake: $3.00)





Poker Stars $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
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MP2: $18.00
CO: $209.95
BTN: $38.95
SB: $81.00
BB: $110.40
Hero (UTG): $217.80
UTG+1: $36.65
UTG+2: $20.00
MP1: $20.00

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is UTG with A A
Hero raises to $4, 6 folds, SB calls $3.50, 1 fold

Flop: ($9.00) J 7 6 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $7, SB raises to $14, Hero raises to $213.80 all in, SB calls $63 all in

Turn: ($163.00) J (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($163.00) T (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $163.00
SB shows 8 J (three of a kind, Jacks)
Hero shows A A (two pair, Aces and Jacks)
SB wins $160.00
(Rake: $3.00)


Still finished up 2bi's

I wouldnt feel happy stacking off there, nice pot though

Speaking of checking boats...

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HAND 1
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$0.05/$0.10 No Limit Hold'em Cash Game, 8 Players
Poker Tools by Stoxpoker - Hand Details


Hero (CO): $20 (200 bb)
BTN: $4.85 (48.5 bb)
BB: $26.36 (263.6 bb)
UTG+1: $20.35 (203.5 bb)
UTG+2: $10 (100 bb)
MP1: $10 (100 bb)
MP2: $33.14 (331.4 bb)
MP3: $10.15 (101.5 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is CO with Q Q
3 folds, MP2 raises to $0.20, MP3 folds, Hero calls $0.20, BTN folds, BB calls $0.10

Flop: ($0.60) 2 K K (3 players)
BB checks, MP2 bets $0.30, Hero calls $0.30, BB calls $0.30

Turn: ($1.50) 7 (3 players)
BB checks, MP2 checks, Hero bets $0.50, BB calls $0.50, MP2 folds

River: ($2.50) 3 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks

Results: $2.50 pot ($0.16 rake)
Final Board: 2 K K 7 3
Hero showed Q Q (two pairs, Kings and Queens) and lost (-$1 net)
BB showed K 3 (a full house, Kings full of Threes) and won $2.34 ($1.34 net)

sorry converter doesn't work with my hand history
Blinds: .25/.5

UTG: $80.00
CO: $36.00
Hero (BB): $50.00

Pre Flop: ($.75) Hero is BB with 29
UTG limps $.50, 6 folds, CO limps $.50, SB folds, Hero checks

Flop: ($1.75) 299 (3 players)
Hero checks,UTG bets $2, CO calls, Hero calls

Turn: ($7.75) J
Hero bets $5, UTG raises $15, CO calls, Hero calls

River: ($62.75) A
Hero all-in, UTG calls, CO calls

Final Pot: $166.00
UTG shows 2 2 (full house Nines and Twos)
Hero shows 2 9 (full house Twos and Nines)
CO shows A 9 (full house Aces and Nines)
CO wins $166