i lol'd at this sentence

Yeah that's the plan

Fine fine, I'll keep in the HU4ROLLZ thread. Relax

lol this is a little over the top...

haha yea

Is it normal to want to kill every ****ing donk you play? Im sure if i had the opertunity to stab them trough my monitor, we would have a new serial killer in town..

It took me like 300 hands to stack a 100bb fish, he ended up stacking of with A4 on A9T 2tone in a 4b pot. This game really demands some patience.

Be nice to the swede guy, its a ****ing poor country, loads of immigrants, volvoes and ugly old guys.

<3

I've been running worst i've ever could imagine and started learning making some sick folds and i've became more calm after I've suceeded and started winning even when I'm completely getting destroyed by all this donkeys, especially regphishies.

I've misplayed somewhat this hand, but i've been able to make fold, I've timed down told him i have third-nut flush, cos i wanted to see what he's got and he did show me, thinking I could've really have it and fold so he could laugh at me, lol:

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $1(BB) Replayer
($137)
Hero ($107)

Dealt to Hero J K

Hero raises to $3, calls $2

FLOP ($6) T A Q

checks, Hero bets $5, calls $5

TURN ($16) T A Q 8

bets $9, Hero raises to $19, raises to $42, Hero calls $23

RIVER ($100) T A Q 8 9

bets $87.75 (AI), Hero folds

shows 5 6

wins $99.50

and it would be way easier fold, but he was not passive station, and he was ****y.

Why would you be upset that it took you 300 hands to stack a fish. Isn't that 30bb/100?

anyone want a grinding mix to listen to? friend of mine made it for competition where mix with most plays wins, every play is appreciated (and the mix is pretty damn sick too).
http://www.mixcloud.com/theblackwax/bleep-competition/

Hey wait a second. You mean the guy constantly stating hes a fish is not a fish?
Lol. Kind of insulting to think people would actually fall for that, though I'm sure some ego f*** might

^^ I've already weird acting on my FT client and antivirus program even I didn't click that link yet.

Well yeha, but he was so awful, im always on the verge of tilt vs these guys.

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if u want to kill donks, obviously, u have tilting problems because they're the reason why we are playing poker (mostly to make ez monies)

looking for up to 10k$ on FTP, have PS. Only reputable posters.

i can do up to 2204, have refs etc

lol I was jsut gonna say the exact same thing. People seem to forget things like this.

E.g. Stacking 20bb fish after 40 hands is pretty frustrating.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHwJ4K6JHPo

think this guy is from another forum i post on, lmaooo

wish i was this excited about poker

Im so ****ing bored, and such a station. Std i guess, but hey, low activity oO

And STARS, when the **** are u gonna let us choose to post the bb as FTP has? Im thinking of just quitng stars, its more than a tad anoying to always have the empty seat visible, so i can dodge the 20bb gays..

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (2 handed) - PokerStars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Hero (SB) ($55.75)
BB ($25)

Preflop: Hero is SB with J, A
Hero bets $1.50, BB raises to $3, Hero calls $1.50

Flop: ($6) 9, 4, 4 (2 players)
BB bets $4, Hero calls $4

Turn: ($14) 3 (2 players)
BB bets $18 (All-In), Hero calls $18

River: ($50) A (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $50 | Rake: $0.50

the rest of his vids are pretty hilarious too

PokerStars->Options->Advanced Multi-Table Options->Ask to post blinds when dealing starts.

greatest thing someone ever told me

OMG! This is ****ing awesome!

Stars will still not let me autoseat, Im still forced to press OK to buy in, even tough it says MAX and auto buyin is activated.

Pretty sure that's a bug with HU tables.

click "remember my buyin amt" on the screen that asks u how much to buy in for

Ive done this like 10 times today, wont work.