*******HU CASH Regs thread******* - Page 1396 - Micro Stakes Pot Limit and No Limit

gtfo with all that gay **** guys, srsly.

go watch isildur taking on jungle, 6tbls on stars. oh and he's got two on the side playing nutsinho.

degens gonna degen i guess

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01-21-2011 , 01:35 AM

#34878

BreakYaNeck

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Originally Posted by PureDiesel

You really are that dumb, huh? I was talking to fish, which you stole from me.

BTW, why are u bumhunting and even then only up to NL600?

I know u were talking to the fish but on here u invite everyone to sit with u so i will continue to sit and watch u sit out.

As far as bumhunting goes, Ive sat probably 90% of the players sitting at 1/2 tonight and only one played. I play most people that sit me at lower stakes and game select nl600.

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01-21-2011 , 01:36 AM

#34879

mixiesFTW

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whoever jaynyc is your a huge piece of ****

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01-21-2011 , 01:38 AM

#34880

PureDiesel

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Originally Posted by BreakYaNeck

I've been challenged 4 times and I've accepted all 4 times. I've accepted you to play me also, you showed up as classless fkhead. Thread is over.

I wondered, why not NL1k,2k,5k? Maybe because you suck?

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01-21-2011 , 01:41 AM

#34881

Computerized

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i'm hating variance right now

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01-21-2011 , 01:42 AM

#34882

BreakYaNeck

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Originally Posted by PureDiesel

lol you are seriously delusional dude. ive sat you countless times tonight and you refuse to play me.

when you asked the question "Who is this", in no way is it classless for me to not say my 2p2 nickname. Im just another player on ftp along with everyone else. You say you invite everyone to sit. It doesnt matter I did not tell you my name. Its sad because I have way less cash experience then u and u refuse to play me.

As far as you nl1k 2k 5k quote goes, I will be playing nl1k and nl2k sometime later this year

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01-21-2011 , 01:46 AM

#34883

PureDiesel

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^^You have global reading comprehension problems. First, I've never said I've play ANY1. Second, I quit because you proved yourself beeing classless 3 times. Yesterday I believe you've posted that when you come to play me you will name yourself, that's why i've asked it in the first place.
What's really sad is that you don't get it.

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01-21-2011 , 01:46 AM

#34884

fjbourne

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Originally Posted by PureDiesel

Do you have DB proof also? How many hands and what frequencies are? Let's exchange hands, man.

I feel like stupid dumbfker after seeing these hands, and also given how i ran on FT for the hole last year.

Frequencies, I don't know how to explain how bad its been. It just never ends. Here's my graph from today, and I would consider this a GOOD day.

On a positive note I feel like I have gotten a lot better. I've been reviewing my play a bit more and working on some leaks that I would have otherwise ignored.

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01-21-2011 , 01:50 AM

#34885

fjbourne

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Originally Posted by BreakYaNeck

Whats your sn?

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01-21-2011 , 01:52 AM

#34886

BreakYaNeck

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Originally Posted by fjbourne

Whats your sn?

i did not sit you tonight but I'm RunYouOver1

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01-21-2011 , 01:56 AM

#34887

fjbourne

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Originally Posted by BreakYaNeck

i did not sit you tonight but I'm RunYouOver1

ah I gotcha, was just curious. I feel like a whore, I must have played 90 different people today

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01-21-2011 , 01:57 AM

#34888

BreakYaNeck

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Originally Posted by fjbourne

ah I gotcha, was just curious. I feel like a whore, I must have played 90 different people today

haha a bunch of fish?

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01-21-2011 , 02:06 AM

#34889

fjbourne

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Originally Posted by BreakYaNeck

haha a bunch of fish?

good mix of both, if i could get 4k hands of fish action a day id be rich

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01-21-2011 , 02:08 AM

#34890

BreakYaNeck

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Originally Posted by fjbourne

good mix of both, if i could get 4k hands of fish action a day id be rich

lol god im pretty sure ive never gotten more then like 1500 hands of fish action. im jealous!

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01-21-2011 , 02:09 AM

#34891

WutRUTryin2Hit

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Originally Posted by jakedamus

Haha chicken sounds!

That was the part I loved too, fantastic.

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01-21-2011 , 02:16 AM

#34892

PureDiesel

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I do say BAWK BAWK BAWK or KAW CAW KAW to the fish when it's unclicking AUTO-POST or sits out trying to hit and run, and it works out good often times. You should try it

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01-21-2011 , 03:27 AM

#34893

ranka

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Originally Posted by PureDiesel

Just played 4k hands match 3 tabling 1 fish, claiming he is NL1k reg ahahha, and LITERALLY HE HAD ME BEAT WITH WHATEVER BOARD AND CARDS LIKE OVER 80% of the time, and i suspect even more often. His frequency of bet bet bet was 95% with very wide opening OTB, yet he still had it 9 out of 10 times.
I have 4 frkn K hands proving it. And every time i had AK or AQ or nice pp he had higher pp or AK to my AQ all the time etc etc etc

here this guy:
http://www.pokertableratings.com/sta...search/najammq

Sick. Yesterday one russian guy (miha1962 on PTR - the same guy who tooke 5BI from at 400NL) played vs my friend. miha was quite agressive, he "punished" button openlimps and raises with 22-100BB raises. Overbets all-in a lots of boards and flops but my friend lost him 10+ buy-ins cause he was so lucky. It so soulcrushing when bad players run like a god.

Suka blet, nahhui nada, idiot muha pider!

[no offence but just trying to speak some russian]

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01-21-2011 , 03:55 AM

#34894

PureDiesel

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Is estonian language close to finnish or not?

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01-21-2011 , 03:58 AM

#34895

Flushtrated17

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Im just curious, i havent played on FTP in awhile and am just wondering if there is alot of action at NL 50 and NL 100 if u bumhunt...ty

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01-21-2011 , 04:00 AM

#34896

devil_blue

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Originally Posted by ranka

[no offence but just trying to speak some russian]

lol played this guy once he was open shoving 33, A8o, etc w/ 300bb effective stacks

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01-21-2011 , 04:06 AM

#34897

ranka

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Originally Posted by PureDiesel

Is estonian language close to finnish or not?

Yes it is. But learned russian like 12 years in the school but still basically dont know anything about it

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01-21-2011 , 04:07 AM

#34898

ranka

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Originally Posted by devil_blue

lol played this guy once he was open shoving 33, A8o, etc w/ 300bb effective stacks

Waterproof strategy - he never lose tho. His favorite hand:

Poker Stars $2/$4 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players - View hand 1133145
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

Hero (BB): $998.50
BTN/SB: $999.50

Pre Flop: ($6.00) Hero is BB with A

BTN/SB raises to $999.50 all in, Hero calls $994.50 all in

Flop: ($1997.00) 4

(2 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: ($1997.00) 9

(2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($1997.00) 5

(2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $1997.00
Hero shows A

(a pair of Threes)
BTN/SB shows 5

(two pair, Fives and Threes)
BTN/SB wins $1996.50
(Rake: $0.50)

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01-21-2011 , 06:01 AM

#34899

meltdowncity

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Originally Posted by WutRUTryin2Hit

This is getting ugly. And by ugly I mean sad.

It was sad from the get go, what's even more sad is that I use some of my precious time on this earth reading this thread when 80% of it is crap like the last 6 pages. Whats wrong with me?!?