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10-19-2011 , 06:12 PM

#33201

Henry17

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I'm serious. Consuming popular culture created for the consumption of girls will help guys who don't have female friends better understand women. Having female friends is better obviously but if that isn't an option then this is an alternative.

Except Sex in the City is old now. You'd be better off watching whatever replaced it as the 20-something chick show.

10-19-2011 , 06:24 PM

#33202

Jasonsc

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Hmmm I'm not sure Henry. Any females I meet who are half as vain as girls in popular tv shows I distance myself straight away. All my female friends are fairly down to earth ... You know, as much as a girl can be.

10-19-2011 , 06:29 PM

#33203

Jetto

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I PMD TurningUpTheSun a while ago saying if he would post back but he never did.

10-19-2011 , 06:33 PM

#33204

Jetto

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Quote:

Originally Posted by mugatu668

trip report:

trying to lose my virginity, I was visiting my friend at his school. His frat was throwing a party and there was a line of 100 people outside. When he saw us he pointed us out and made everyone get out of the way so we could come in. Good start to the night.

The girls at this party are amazing, especially compared to my school. and they are all down to dance etc.

start getting with this one 8-8.5/10 mixed race looking exotic looking girl and took her outside where we were making out for like 5-10 minutes. i ask if she wants to leave but she says she just got there with her friend so she wants to stay a little longer. i say cool.

we go back inside and i see some guy guarding an upstairs room (a pledge, i presume). i explain to him that I'm here with my friend who is in the frat and ask if any rooms upstairs are free. "maybe soon, I'll let you know"

I turn around, girl has disappeared. gone with the wind. left me with blueballs and my virginity intact

howd the rest of the night go?

do the standard play here and just move on

Last edited by Jetto; 10-19-2011 at 06:39 PM.

10-19-2011 , 06:41 PM

#33205

Henry17

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Jasonsc

I wouldn't. It takes a lot of effort for a girl to remain attractive over time. Girls that don't have a healthy amount of the superficial won't put in that effort.

10-19-2011 , 06:43 PM

#33206

BoomBoomGeoffrion

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Quote:

Originally Posted by BoomBoomGeoffrion

Sorry to bump probably a non intersting situation for you guys but i am being talked out of not asking the girl for the notes. Me, my friend from last post and his GF got into this discussion again and they both told me not to do it. The GF said that if she was approached by a guy she didnt know the name of when she has to study for a quiz would make or not very happy (although she would still say yes).He said that the fact that the quiz is based on the notes and I may distract her from studying etc will create a awkward situation in which i am forcing a relative unknown to study with me. I am going to do it anyways since i probably wont see her again since she is in a different major than me and i go to a huge school so rejection aint no thang. I am just going to sit beside her in lecture, ask her for her notes at the end of class and jokingly say that she owes me for letting her look at my textbook, hope it isnt too awkward lol.

jesus, Girl is nuts, i asked her for the notes, she seemed normal and it was going fine until she asked me if i wanted cocaine (i declined) and she just snorted the **** in front of me (she was still on school property

). wtf now i dont want to go to that class ever again but i have 5weeks left

10-19-2011 , 06:46 PM

#33207

Henry17

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Quote:

Originally Posted by BoomBoomGeoffrion

). wtf now i dont want to go to that class ever again but i have 5weeks left

She offered to a guy she hardly knows which is pretty cool.

Obviously if this is your reaction I don't think you two are meant for each other.

10-19-2011 , 06:49 PM

#33208

Jasonsc

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Henry17

I wouldn't. It takes a lot of effort for a girl to remain attractive over time. Girls that don't have a healthy amount of the superficial won't put in that effort.

Hadn't thought of that. Perhaps I didnt think my comment through fully, girls I know are really hot and do put in effort but fairly down to earth at the same time. That being said I'm weird.. The ex used to take off her makeup before we got busy a lot of the time if I was staying over.. I liked something about her naturalness. That being said shes still young and drop dead gorgeous.

10-19-2011 , 06:49 PM

#33209

Fear Itself

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Quote:

Originally Posted by BoomBoomGeoffrion

jesus, Girl is nuts, i asked her for the notes, she seemed normal and it was going fine until she asked me if i wanted cocaine (i declined)

sounds like you're the one who's nuts.

10-19-2011 , 06:50 PM

#33210

Dr Pepper MD

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Quote:

Originally Posted by BoomBoomGeoffrion

). wtf now i dont want to go to that class ever again but i have 5weeks left

I feel like this is a level, but chill out I don't use but know people who do and its not the worst thing in the world if you moderate it.

10-19-2011 , 06:54 PM

#33211

BoomBoomGeoffrion

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The fact that she asked someone she didn't know (well 45mins or something of convo) and the fact that she did it mid afternoon on a Wednesday probably means she isn't doing it in moderation.

10-19-2011 , 06:57 PM

#33212

GusJohnsonGOAT

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Yeah, you overreact to drug use, but I guess I can't blame you since most people do.

10-19-2011 , 06:57 PM

#33213

Dr Pepper MD

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Maybe she used to be fat. After 45 minutes maybe she thought you were a cool dude and wanted the d, just wanted to get pumped first.

10-19-2011 , 07:01 PM

#33214

Fear Itself

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Quote:

Originally Posted by BoomBoomGeoffrion

The fact that she asked someone she didn't know (well 45mins or something of convo) and the fact that she did it mid afternoon on a Wednesday probably means she isn't doing it in moderation.

honestly bro if some hoe offered me coke on a wednesday afternoon i'd jizz in my pants. and i'm not even addicted to coke.

10-19-2011 , 07:06 PM

#33215

mullen

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lol cocaine girl has to be a level

Edit: please elaborate. Was there a lull in conversation and she just whips it out and does a line in front of you?

10-19-2011 , 07:08 PM

#33216

Dyenimator

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Not even all that well executed.

10-19-2011 , 07:10 PM

#33217

BoomBoomGeoffrion

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Fear Itself

honestly bro if some hoe offered me coke on a wednesday afternoon i'd jizz in my pants. and i'm not even addicted to coke.

so what do u do ? Just take it and hope thats going to get you laid after ? I think i played it off well but she probably thinks i am a bitch for not doing it. I am not some religious right wing kid who is against drugs, just the fact she offered a guy in the afternoon on a week day she hardly knows drugs was unexpected to say the least.

10-19-2011 , 07:10 PM

#33218

GoCubsGo

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Quote:

Originally Posted by BoomBoomGeoffrion

). wtf now i dont want to go to that class ever again but i have 5weeks left

gtfo of this thread and don't ever come back. one of the worst fails i've ever seen in my days at sl.

Last edited by GoCubsGo; 10-19-2011 at 07:11 PM. Reason: possibly the worst fail in all of human civilization

10-19-2011 , 07:12 PM

#33219

mullen

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I mean, assuming its not a level, you obv do the line. Don't be a pussy yo. That's a rare opportunity.

10-19-2011 , 07:19 PM

#33220

BoomBoomGeoffrion

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Quote:

Originally Posted by mullen

lol cocaine girl has to be a level

Edit: please elaborate. Was there a lull in conversation and she just whips it out and does a line in front of you?

I am not leveling, we were just having small talk (background, job etc) when i was copying the notes down and when i finished she just pulled it out--sniffed--and asked if i wanted some. Now this was like 2mins before class so it wasnt that awkward. I still walked out with her when we finished the class and said goodbye etc. Dont know what its going to be like next class though.

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoCubsGo

gtfo of this thread and don't ever come back. one of the worst fails i've ever seen in my days at sl.

lol

10-19-2011 , 07:22 PM

#33221

Dyenimator

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Well if it's not a level, you score some coke and ask if she wants to do it before class.

10-19-2011 , 07:34 PM

#33222

Dr Pepper MD

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Quote:

Originally Posted by GoCubsGo

gtfo of this thread and don't ever come back. one of the worst fails i've ever seen in my days at sl.

I don't think its bad he turned down the coke. I think its bad he freaked the **** out and never wants to go back to class.

10-19-2011 , 07:47 PM

#33223

BoomBoomGeoffrion

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I think you guys are overestimating the benefits of bitches who are coke addicts .

10-19-2011 , 07:51 PM

#33224

Dr Pepper MD

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no u

10-19-2011 , 08:00 PM

#33225

LazyTops5

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lol should have said sure I'll do the coke! Then fake snort it buy a lil from her go home and cut that b**** and sell it back to her for more then proceed to smash

ez game

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