no not for drinks...my friend i was with already ****ed this girls friend, who was really cute, so i ask her to dance with my friend just dancing with the girl he already ****ed, so we danced for a few songs than she broke off like a bitch, so im dancing with my friend in the near vicinity, and this toolbag asks the girl to dance, she sort of shakes her head no than comes up and dances with me(obviously trying to act like she is sort of with me), than after a couple songs breaks it off again...im like..lol..same thing happens again, but this time I just ignore the bitch and give a nod to the guy that asked her, and she looks at me, looks at him, looks back at me, and I just smile and walk away...sorry, not being an escape goat.

edit totp for 50ppp:

lol...torn about the start to this page

fortunately for you all i am taking molly and going out tomorrow...and i follow through with promised TRs

only totp if you are at 50ppp, although I am , so i agree with you.

your keyboard may be broken

Chubby face in 2nd pic, do not want

**** thread

i believe karak may be holding out on us about some big news.

i'm currently deciding if i wanna go out with this girl or not. she's like a 6/6.5 and she wants to go for "celebratory non-alcoholic drinks" which i'd normally insta reject, but in case anyone's been following, i wanna do a christian girl in the ass, and this girl seems like a good candidate, i.e. she's likely a virgin. it's just going to be really difficult cause i'll have to make her really like me, and i don't anticipate really liking her so it'll be harder to charm.

lol its seeming more and more like we are. But yeah after getting done with everything throughout the day during the week I have no energy to do anything else with regards to women. I guess the weekend is a pretty good time but everyone is displaced for the summer or 21+ so going out has kinda been more of a hassle lately(in b4 make new friends) so I've just been content to stay in and smoke or just chill.

True it does give you more energy but after that and working during the week I'm pretty tired and waking up early obv sucks balls lol.

One of the best videos ever posted in this thread.

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I don't think the Christian girls are actually down for that. Normally I'd take that as a joke but why waste time with non-alcoholic drinks.

in be 4 O'DOULES!!!!!



Aren't you guys cute



Small get together last night with some of my close guy friends and some girls I met a few times. I rolled a few l's and ~half the people were smoking. I was talking with my buddy about making plans for next week or something when a group is playing spin the bottle (lol wat???) and it landed on me. So girl goes to kiss me and one dick straightedge kid there who usually just acts like a douche says oh **** Dr P's first kiss!!!! First i laugh and say oh **** man you're right awesome! But then she's like REALLLLYYYY?????? and high me kicks into gear. Can't really think of anything clever and end up saying something along the lines of no not really of course I have. Really mad I couldn't think of anything funny or just something that didnt make me look like a big pussy.

After that my friend gets neked and hops in the pool. Girls aren't down for naked pool time so i give him boxers and then they go in. Earlier in the day my friends and I smoked and we were free styling (lol white people) and I had a few good ones so they start trying to get me to do it there. Once again high me can't think of anything clever and look ******ed again.

I can't tell if Dr Pepper's posting changed when he changed his avatar to The Dude, or if that's just affecting how I read all of his posts now.

LKJ my posts and report back

You're gonna put in more effort than you'd like to and break (I'm assuming) a good girl's heart just so you can SIIHP?

(Sadface) "Yes..." (five second pause) "Except with straightedge". "Wait, you said you weren't one of those jealous types!"

Dude. This is the reaction he's been looking for in posting that multiple times, but he wanted it to come from Karak or I. We passed for good reason.

^ 7,000 itt

karak or me

cliffs, lord mack?

lol high free styling is so much fun

yeah, less is more, gcg

The latest and greatest power rankings for post #7000:
1. Mittens - has really stepped his game up. Granted that he clearly looks down his nose at most of us, and that it was ****ing ******ed to imply that I should be able to afford expensive suits while I'm on a student budget with online poker unavailable, but his advice is almost always spot on. His defense of cheating nearly costs him the 1 spot, but that's about the only significant negative I can see.
2. Vintage - I mean, the "preachy pothead" persona that he's taken on is irritating at times, and the fact that he's a sports bigamist means that he'd be near the damn bottom when it comes to sports fans ITT, but much love to Vintage anyway.
3. goofyballer - hasn't given us a TR in far too long, and was a downright irritating foil during the hockey playoffs at times, but he remains one of the more enjoyable posters in the thread.
4. Henry - might be higher but for his long absence. By going on hiatus, he left the door wide open for Mittens to assume the mantle of "best EDF poster in the SL dating thread." Always enjoy reading his posts though.
5. TBE - still one of the funniest, although I think it frustrates him that he can't get me to heel turn on him no matter what he does.
6. Karak - seems to have gained a more even temper over time. The odd thing, though, is that after all of his totally bogus "Imma quit posting" bull**** from the past that never led to anything, he has largely scaled back his posting in a noticeable way after not threatening that. So basically that has made him less interesting. (Okay, as I wrote this, he dropped from #5.)
7. yeota - I dunno, he still has potential but the mehmeh thing damaged him and then he stopped posting so much. Good guy and good poster when he shows up, but he has suffered a drop from elite status after a brief run there. I would compare him to Chad Johnson in that regard, but since Chad has always played in a small market yeota probably hasn't heard of him.
8. GG - none of the exhibitionist stuff is entertaining, but his comedy repertoire has either gotten better or his comic stylings just stayed the same but grew on me. Also when he occasionally delves into the serious he's pretty surprisingly insightful, and should mix that in a bit more often. Also I have to tip my cap to someone who somehow didn't get rattled even once after 6+ months of me bagging on him incessantly.
9. martilo - Meh, I mean I don't want to bag on martilo because he's clearly a good dude, but stylistically he's gone off the rails. It's like, take goofy's bad qualities, put them on steroids, then put them in what I assume to be the best body in the thread and you've got martilo. I do still like the guy, but my urge to mock him has gone up dramatically as his overly romantic stuff has overloaded.
10. Toph -
(I'll promptly bump him up the power rankings if he gives a good TR of his 8.5-week anniversary date.)
11. Diablo - has scaled back his posting considerably, and although he's a great fan of employing intellectual dishonesty in his posting, he still brings a lot of insight to the table and I'm usually glad when he posts.
12. LT5 - good kid for sure, but he needs to post about more than rap lyrics and drugs at some point. I do look forward to TR-worthy escapades from him because I think they have good entertainment potential.
13. GCG - he's certifiably insane, and has the "can dish it out but can't take it" quality that is among the most odious that any person can have, but his TRs are entertaining and he's become a comedy gold mine in other ways as well.
14. Wussop - I should really go back and review his early posts ITT, because it really seems to have turned out that he's not a gimmick and that just seemed impossible back then. Taking everything he says as actually coming from a real person would probably make it way more entertaining.
15. Spurious - I'll put him above CC because he types coherently. Also because I do think that he means well, in his very odd way.
16. CC - prehpsa yuo shoud take a brake from your dnace parties to take a typing.class or 2..also stop hating on me, because I'm here to stay.

Sincerely,

and not just for the number one ranking either

yeah i realize it doesn't make a whole lot of sense and it's kind of irrational. it's hard to explain, but ever since i was at this party and i was talkin to this girl who told me that there are lots of christian girls that will let you **** them in the ass, i've just really wanted to do it. i'm obv not gonna try to break her heart and i'm gonna be open about everything, not like i'm gonna lie and tell her that i love her or wanna spend my life w her. anyway, it's a moot point cause it probly won't happen. i think i'm gonna take the date if i get some free time. right now i'm too busy and it'd be a waste of time when i should be doin other things.

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from a neutral observer:

As of late, you seem to be getting either more ridiculous with your posting, or more ridiculous with your real life thought process that prompts you to post such things.

If it's the former, we'd all probably enjoy a return to a more nuanced gcg
If it's the latter, you'd probably be happier if you slowed things down a little.

The odd thing, though, is that after all of his totally bogus "Imma quit posting" bull**** from the past that never led to anything, he has largely scaled back his posting in a noticeable way after not threatening that.

How can I threaten to do something, do it and then have done it without threatening it?