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06-21-2011 , 04:56 PM
Hairy Italians ITT.


Obviously, shaving really varies from person to person just because of how much hair each person has. But if you are going to shave your chest, you should also shave your back, ass, and pubes. Trimming armpit hair is a good idea as well. Arms and legs are almost always optional, as I doubt you'd find too many girls really giving a **** about hair in those areas unless you were unusually hairy.
06-21-2011 , 05:03 PM
Arm and legs shouldnt be shaved unless it is to enhance your performance as a professional athlete.
06-21-2011 , 05:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Spurious
Arm and legs shouldnt be shaved unless it is to enhance your performance as a professional athlete.

http://www.odditycentral.com/pics/me...-in-china.html


Guy looks like a ****ing monkey.
06-21-2011 , 05:46 PM
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Originally Posted by TBobLP
Not very hairy and I don't shave chest at all. Have very light arm hair no shoulder or back hair etc. Takes me about 4 days for a rough looking "beard" and I wouldst be able to grow a full beard at all no matter how long I went....hair is too thin
that describes me. i trim pubes low and shave the hair around my nipples.
06-21-2011 , 06:01 PM
if i dont shave for 7 days, i look straight up puerto rican. i cant grow any sort of significant facial hair to save my life.
06-21-2011 , 06:13 PM
Speaking of facial hair, at what age can you be confident that you will never be able to grow a decent goatee or even full facial beard to save your life? At 22, and both sides being Irish, the best I can do is a nice brown neck beard with a ginger-tinged chinstrap and peachfuzz around the mouth area.
06-21-2011 , 08:17 PM
I'm 19 and i'm pretty sure growing respectable looking facial hair is out of the question.
06-21-2011 , 09:05 PM
wrt smoking effects and chest shaving:

It depends. Much moreso w/ the smoking than the chest shaving.

I'm a hairy dude. I trim chest and armpits (in b4 I get flamed for that), shave neck & face every time I shower, shave dick/balls every other time or so (depending on when I'm gonna see the lady).

Note for those of you considering shaving your balls, don't try to get it all the first time lol. You'll cut something. Instead, get the parts that are easy, and the more comfortable you get with it, the more you'll shave. Thankfully I learned this second hand, and now you did too. It actually feels amazing imo to have a baby-faced ballsack.

I currently don't shave my chest, but everything above my collar bone and below my pants line is pretty clean. Considered shaving it, might in the future. Right now it's hiding a nice fat beer keg though, so I'll prolly p90x before I srsly consider shaving it.

w/ facial hair, I am currently clean, but had a few moments of goatee-ness when I was 19-20. I also went with the Dr. House stubble for a while, but MOST ladies prefer the clean look to the scratchy stubble - esp if you plan on going down on them.

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W/ smoking, there are sooooo many different effects -- you just have to know what you're buying. Easily >95% of the time I hear someone talk about having a bad experience with it -- getting super paranoid, getting TOO couch melted (possible?), etc -- it has generally been when they didn't pick it out themselves (i.e. a buddy of theirs showed up with a joint and shared it).

It's fair to say itt that I've smoked my fair share over the past 2 yrs or so. I've had a lot of different experiences smoking, but I'd only classify one of them as "bad". However, I've never tripped acid, and I don't think that my definition of a "bad experience" with smoking would even compare to a bad trip. It just made me super paranoid for like an hour while I was riding in the car with people, so I hid my pipe underneath a flap in the trunk.

The most important thign is just to know where your **** is coming from and approximately what kind you're getting. Maybe I'm spoiled and that info isn't readily available to you guys though. I've only bought consistently from one person, so my experience in dealing with the spectrum of people selling is extremely limited.
06-21-2011 , 09:14 PM
I think you're more likely to get flamed for doing p90x than grooming.
06-21-2011 , 09:18 PM
Why?

I know I'm a few years behind the p90x fad, but the actual workouts are pretty damn good. I don't use the little videos.
06-21-2011 , 09:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Vintage00
It actually feels amazing imo to have a baby-faced ballsack.

lol, +1.

Last edited by GusJohnsonGOAT; 06-21-2011 at 09:21 PM. Reason: I'm not GOS.
06-21-2011 , 09:31 PM
^^^^ bad acid trip completely soul owns you in every way possible. honestly, you couldnt even compare it to anything because any description close to what it actually feels like would just sound too over the top. I have had exactly two bad trips on acid, and two that were headed south but I recovered nicely from.

these are not tr's, but id be glad to post full tr's if anyone wants them:

bad trip 1: 2nd time i ever dropped, i watched my buddy play god of war 3 or 4 and after an hour or two he stopped and the trip INSTANTLY went bad. i believed i was a part of the "world" of the game and that every single thing i did had deep meaning. I could not stand up from his couch without contemplating what it would mean to my "conquest".

bad trip 2: cant remember exactly how it got to this point...but i remember there was never a ridiculous laughter onset phaze and i just went from feeling nothing to physically feeling like i was on acid but no psychological effects. after two hours or so they started coming in waves and i ended up going outside of my apartment to smoke a cig and started freaking out that someone was watching me so i layed down on the 2nd floor patio freaking out. eventually i came back inside and ran into my roomates room screaming at him and ripping the sheets off his bed and just flipping out. eventually he got me to just start drinking and i ended up drunk as **** but unable to sleep, lying awake on the living room floor all night.

almost bad trip 1: one of the first times i ever did acid was on st patricks day and my friends bday. we went downtown during the day tripping and for some reason i had my phone on (BAD ****ING IDEA WHEN TRIPPING) and started getting texts from my mom and i wayyyy overanalyzed what she was saying to me and started crying like crazy in public. eventually went to the beach and got over it, did another half tab and tripped balls while watching st patricks day craziness on atlantic avenue

almost bad trip 2: tripping at a house i lived in at the time with 5 other people. we were also smoking and playing xbox while listening to music etc. i go outside to go to my car to get something and bam there are like 3 cop cars and cops walking around with flashlights directly across the street. i tried sooooooo hard to play this off and decided to just walk to my car, pretend to get something out (i forgot what i wanted by now), say "hey" to the cop closest to me and go back inside. this part worked (i grabbed cigs), but walking back was torture. i believed the monsters from lady in the water were in the grass and therefor i could not stop staring at the grass or they would jump up and kill me. walking backwards back into your house staring at the ground with a bunch of cops right in front of you is not pleasant. i got inside, hit the bong and all was good
06-21-2011 , 09:36 PM
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Originally Posted by TBobLP
^^^^ bad acid trip completely soul owns you in every way possible.
This is what I've heard. While I'd love to give it a try for all the good experiences, I've turned it down every time it's been offered to me. Something about a bipolar person tripping just doesn't sound fun, just in case...
06-21-2011 , 09:41 PM
yea i mean bad trips suck....but i used to do acid quite a bit and have only had two. if you ever get the chance to take a small amount with a few people you know and trust very well i would deffo go with the opportunity. its really like nothing you could ever imagine. you know how everything is funny when high on weed? the come-up phase of an acid trip will be murder on your jaw if you arent used to laughing your ass off. dont try to play off not being on acid during this part as well. its easier once the trip kicks in fully.
06-21-2011 , 09:52 PM
The closest that I've come is eating some shrooms while my 2 friends tripped. We moved all the furniture away from their living room, played Mario Party 64 for like 30mins, and then we just listened to music. I remember the Christmas lights he had hanging up in the living room being ****ing incredible.

I turned down the acid that time b/c I had just lost my job 2 days prior and was a little panicked about $$ anyway. I figured the acid would just amplify that.

I'm totally used to giggling my ass off. Over nothing. Also used to my mind being taken somewhere new that is very nearly un-obtainable by my sober mind. This doesn't happen when I drink.

Speaking of -- I almost ALWAYS have a paper/pen close by when I smoke herb. Just b/c of the random **** my brain comes up with. About 75% of it is stoney bull****, but I've come up with a few decent ideas (esp with music) when norched off my ass. Advisable to do the same on acid? I'm not in any hurry to try it, but will likely partake the next time it's available and I have 24 hrs to kill.

Last edited by Vintage00; 06-21-2011 at 09:54 PM. Reason: this should all be in LC thread but w/e
06-21-2011 , 09:56 PM
I see that the degenerates have a foothold.
06-21-2011 , 10:07 PM
We're here! We're high!

....we forgot the rest.

No but really, nobody is doing **** in fly honey land. I spent 2 hrs waiting on my gf to get a ****ing eye exam today. Want a TR?

I did learn that Mark Emery, aka "The Prince of Pot" is in jail in Georgia. Considering a road trip.

Last edited by Vintage00; 06-21-2011 at 10:10 PM. Reason: road... TRIP
06-21-2011 , 10:12 PM
flyingbanana, good stuff. glad to see you decided to go over. I think you played it well conisdering you got sick and that you will be living with her for three months in the semi-near future.
06-21-2011 , 10:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Vintage00

No but really, nobody is doing **** in fly honey land.
I hope this isn't true. It's summer FFS.

I'm killing all these hos, I'm just trying to stop the violence
06-21-2011 , 10:31 PM
Summer = I work all the time and my friends have all fled town for their various summer jobs.

In August I'll return to tons of free time and tons of socializing.
06-21-2011 , 11:38 PM
^that. With working and trying to keep a solid gym schedule I haven't had much time or motivation to go after any fly honeyz. Any one have any tips though when you are in a rut in regards to having motivation to pursue women? Like yeah it'd be nice but lately I just could not give a F*** about it which I'm worried I may become complacent in.

regarding acid. I've always wanted to try it or at least shrooms since it's really interesting and I've read a lot of tr's on it, but I'm kinda worried it's not for me because of anxiety.
06-21-2011 , 11:47 PM
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Originally Posted by LazyTops5
^that. With working and trying to keep a solid gym schedule I haven't had much time or motivation to go after any fly honeyz. Any one have any tips though when you are in a rut in regards to having motivation to pursue women? Like yeah it'd be nice but lately I just could not give a F*** about it which I'm worried I may become complacent in.

I keep reading your posts, and now I think you are a clone of me.

Got a solid gym schedule + summer classes and don't have a great deal of time either. Plus, lacking the motivation and giving a **** just like you.

So basically, I'm pretty confined to weekends as most of my friends are working full-time.

Last edited by GusJohnsonGOAT; 06-21-2011 at 11:50 PM. Reason: Hot girls in the gym one time, dealer.
06-22-2011 , 12:04 AM
Isn't going to the gym supposed to 1) make you more attractive theoretically and 2) give you MORE energy? Get the **** out there and get your dicks wet.
06-22-2011 , 01:43 AM
Went to a dance party hosted by this dude:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6V6VF...eature=related

And got used by a girl on the dance floor, luckily i picked up on it fast enough, aka **** that bitch.

TR would be uneventful, although my entire shirt is soaked in sweat.
06-22-2011 , 01:58 AM
used for.... drink(s)?

disregardfemales-aquirecurrency.jpg imo.

      
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