If you haven't talked to her in a month she probs doesnt remember you, thats mad creepy yo.

gcg confirmed homeless

I work with her, ive known her for bout 7 months, and besides does it matter how long you take? Surely if she gave you her name then she wouldnt mind when you do. infact taking long to add her does the opposite of being creepy

Why did you ask this question to begin with? Something obviously compelled you to ask it.

k

That honestly wasn't a rhetorical question. It's just that you asked the question, seemed to anticipate the answers, and then had pre-loaded rebuttals for those answers.

are you new to 2+2?

I never stop fighting the good fight.

Going out tonight with my buddy from high school to bar/club place. Last time we went was over winter break with his gf and one of her friends. We drank on the train ride there and I left my phone on the train. I left my debit cards at home for some reason and brought about $30. We get there and buy some more drinks. I hook up with her friend a little (idk what you guys mean when you say hook up itt) there and I go off to find the bathroom. Im pretty drunk at this point and not sure how long I was wandering but it could have been quite a while.

Basically my friend meets up with me and says his gf wants to leave and he needs to find her. I say ok and we get split up again and they leave without me. I have no phone so I'm kind of ****ed at this point. No big deal my old high school is about a mile or two down the road and the train station is right near there. Wouldn't have been a problem but I walked the wrong way into queens ny and it got pretty sketchy pretty fast.

Long story short some rando let me use his computer, didn't hack me up and leave me in his basement, and a got a bus to the main train station to get home. So I'm going out again with them again tonight and a few other people. Most people know the story and it gets brought up a lot when I chill with that group cause its pretty funny. Its a lot longer and I just feel none of you guys feel like reading it. So even more people are going tonight hopefully lol worthy. TR if anything cool happens. Sorry if that story sucked.

ye have little faith!

gcg, learn to break in a window imo

And then market a business where you offer this service. Win-win.

Karak, best of luck. Finding a college girl on the internet who is impressed that you have $100 is definitely the start of something. Disregard that she didn't respond to your attempts to contact her.

i went to a bar for like the 3rd time last night [via i am 20] in sydney. it was 'mathletes n athletes' for sydney uni or something so i am incredibly drunk and this australian girl with fake hipster glasses is giving me glances [i have actual glasses] so i just go up to her and chat for 5 minutes about school and where we're from and ****. after a little bit she wants to smoke a cig so i oblige. she gets one from a random bro and comes back over and smokes it with me. next thing i remember is that we are making out and i don't know how long this goes on. she puts her number in my phone and then goes and finds her friend who she left alone so i just meet up with my friends and go to mcdonalds. should i text her or whats the deal? dunno the hookup culture here at all lol.

I get that you are in a different continent? but seriously wtf? How can you make out with a drunk girl and not proceed to ... ? Unless there is more to the story?

Physical contact. You are in. Progress. (Pro-gress).

lol so everyone knows my story so Im like FFFUUUUUUU no one knows my suspension story so i tell that and ery one lols. Were waiting on line to club and we see like 5 kids from old highschool about 20 min behind us i hook up with a few girls in original group. Finally we get driven to train station and after friends leave i stare down other group for like 20 minutes. I establish dominance and start chattin it up with minorities and one fly honey( no racist ban pls.) So at my stop i tell lil black minority to listen to his mama and stay in school and tell bro minorites ill catch them later. they say peace and tell young black kid to chill and be nice. Then i go home and wreck hater neighbors mailboxes. FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU rich white people. GCG i took one down for you and your poor assss. Have a good night thread c you tomorrow.


Dr Pepper Md
DPMD

lol that hilarious the club heard cops were coming so they checked eryones id and took drinks of those underage then doubled prices. So i lost my beer 3/4 full and bought another for 2x the price

lol my post says we went out. have fun. then chilll with kids i havent seeen in a while. thenn i get with some of them (girls ldo). then we all go home. then i give advice to black kids itt. then i drive home ~2 miles drunk down side roads.

<3 DP MD

You never start either

wsop: it's not creepy, it's preferred. don't want to add a chick on FB too soon, that makes you look like a desperate loser. One month wait is about ideal.

GCG: Make sure the fat chick has the right phone charger so you can post updates.

come on man dont make your evade account rhyme with your main perma banned one

South beach tonight....pls grant me an epic tr Miami!

Hahahah Dr Pepper MD w a pretty hilarious post there.

I survived but it wasn't pretty.

Alright heres the non drunk tr. We get to friends gfs friends house, BIG, and meet her other friend. BIG is mad hot, brunette, tight dress, and enormous tits. Friend is Claire dark skinned, dark hair, pretty skinny really good looking face but not much tits or ass. Either way they're both smoke shows. Other girl arrives who I've met before who is pretty hot Mary.

We all start drinking some clear fruity ****, I'm guessing it was some bicardi flavored stuff and it tasted kinda nasty. So we're pregaming and I'm trying to get familiar with the group talking to everyone. Girls always talking about stuff from their old high school that I know nothing about. I start talking to BIG and find out shes really smart, engineer like me, overall cool chick. She starts stealin sizzerps of everyones liquor and is getting kinda drunk. Finally our ride comes and we pile in.

So we get a ride there and we talk more in the car. BIG starts talking about how sweet her boobs are and I said not gonna argue they're pretty sick. She says she named them Biggie and Smalls cause one's bigger than the other so everyone in car lols and hence i refer to her as BIG. We get there and me and my buddy are hangin out on the guy line waiting to get in. So I'm like damn all your gfs friends are smokes and hes like yea do work. As we're going in someone yells my name and I see 5 guys I was pretty good friends with in HS. We head in and wait for them everyone gets introduced and its really cool atmosphere. I talk to my buddy who has a gf but was down to cheat and he would take any of the girls we came with.

I start talking with BIG again and she says she still considers herself a virgin. She said she had sex one time but she doesn't like the guy anymore and wishes she didnt so she says it doesn't count. I'm like lolwat??? So she tries to explain but its stupid girl logic that doesn't make sense. The whole time I couldn't stop thinking about the GCG tr where he talked about banging christian girls in the ass. She asked me if I had sex so I made some stupid joke and she just stares at me and says I should get tested and walks away to talk to HS friend with gf. I was like wtf and just laughed and went to go talk to the other girls. They didn't want to get off the stupid girl convo so I peaced and went to dance with some random and we start hookin up.

As I'm dancing I see a kid I know from college that I play rugby with. I add out leave the girl to go talk to him. I introduce him to my group and I think he ended up hooking up with. As I'm talking to Claire, Mary, and girl who drove bouncer walks up checks my id and then takes my beer. I'm like wtf but obvi cant do anything. So rumor starts that cops are coming to check ids which never happens, but after a little while they start selling again but doubled prices. So by this point I'm out of money dance with another girl then we leave. I sit waiting for a train for like and hour, chill with black homeys on the train, get home and proceed to tackle mailboxes for a reason I'm not sure of.

wtf

are you not 21? was this a real bar?

lolwut?

Send her back to Maryland and get after those nice capitol hill honeys, imo.