Now just tell Toph to slow down and we'll know that you're headed down the aisle.

im so drunk but i saw my name

While you are dropping a hundred dollars on a gril from the interwebs I'm getting free sliders by cnvinvg the cute bonded girl working the sliders register to giv m he other persons order...for free

Sliders?

I had an exciting night playing civilisation on account of putting my back out earlier this week. On the plus side, have had 6 hot baths in the last 2 days.

Karak,
where did you meet her online?

Good to see karak's still got it. I was concerned that it was gonna go poorly after the msg he posted on the way.

Sounds like this girl was impressed w you. Keep it up.

That's cool, so did I.

...are why America is awesome.

**** they look delicious !

gj karak

i just changed my girlfriend's desktop background to the aids kid. i'm pretty sure she asked me like 3 days ago how to change backgrounds, to which i didn't answer because it's windows 7 and thus way too ****ing complicated to explain without showing her, so i'm guessing there's no way she ever changes this on her own.

keep us updated

k

Well, tonight will be fun. I've just locked myself out of my apt and roommates don't come home until Sunday evening. Luckily I just ate. Unluckily, I hadn't started drinking.

I've got 98% of my phone battery left, 2 pieces of gum, and I'm wearing clean (presentable but not flashy) clothes. I could probably get a locksmith to come for something like $100, but I'm a gambling man. Also that is like a week's worth of spending money.

Plan at the moment is something like:
Bar --> fat chicks --> alcohol --> hot chicks --> best game I've ever run --> hot girl's place. However, in reality, it might go smthg more like: Bar --> fat chicks --> alcohol --> hot chicks --> fat chicks --> alcohol --> alcohol --> fat chick's place.

Whatever happens, it should be an adventure and a fun challenge!

is it creepy to add a girl on facebook after she gave you her name like a month ago? I tried to add her the day she gave it to me but i could not find her.

Adding people on Facebook is a sign of weakness.

GCG i saw someone posted this on fb yesterday:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZJe23UD8wU

never tried it bust i was pretty boss at lock picking in fallout 3 so ez game.


+1

Yes.

dr. pepper,

not a bad metaphor for what i'll need to do to some girl in exchange for some girl letting me share her bed tonight.

Add "seemingly homeless" to GCG's pickup repertoire for tonight and I don't see how it could turn out badly.

GCG open up your options




Beggars can't be choosers amirite?

why?

For the same reasons that compelled you to ask the question to begin with.