this?

I've lived with a lot of chinese people, including fat ones, andt here is no way they could eat that much bread because their digestives systems aren't built like caucasian ones/ Most likely one of your other housemates is taking advantage the situation and her inability to commuincate properly

wow... next a lesson on phrenology?

Could you start a thread titled "ask me about chinese people" please? Geographical constrains have restricted me from truly getting to know them and I feel like a part of me is missing as a result. Is it true they have wings?

yes they can also survive 40 days without water.

is it true they don't have a soul? I saw this on southpark once

lol this would be such a great post if it was a level. chances are, unfortuantely, it isnt

I suggest a three-point action plan:

1. move your **** into your room, and buy like bread with seeds in it, and red leicester and stuff so it is clear when she has taken your food, like you see her eat a red cheese sandwich or some cranberry juice, you're certain its her, then say "oh hey we bought the same type of cheese" and make her feel akward.

2. routinely make trips to the kitchen, increasing the chances you catch her red-handed.

3. begin planning a large and terrible prank on her the day you move out.

I had a flatmate couple of years back who emerged from their room only between 2am and 5am to make rice which spilt everywhere every single time. It was a ****ing pain in the ass. All we did was to ignore it until we could finally move out, and I sort of regret not making more of a meal of it.

Updates?

sick bump bro

+ 1 for mini fridge

There are some really funny suggestions itt, but seriously you should just say i know you're taking my food this has to stop. Tell her you're keeping track of what you have so you will know., If she doesn't stop try to get her moved- and tell her you will do it.

op has quit 2p2 for a while so we won't be getting any results