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03-13-2009 , 12:38 AM

#26

moorobot

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Reasons14

Please put a load of laxatives and other such substances in your food and leave it exposed/available for snatching and laugh your ass off when thieving, lying, ******ed, flatmate's tries to enjoy..please post TR shorty after

+1. Then whomever is stealing gets punished.

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03-13-2009 , 12:39 AM

#27

moorobot

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Not_In_My_Name

We can't even stoop to her level because all the **** in her cupboard is like ****ing bags of locusts and dried flower petals and gelatinous pig penis and that kind of ****.

WTF? You don't enjoy gelatinous pig penis?

03-13-2009 , 12:39 AM

#28

moorobot

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Quote:

Originally Posted by O Fenômeno

1. buy a glock
2. buy bullets for gl0ck
3. stab her with a bayonet you attached to glock

That's right. It is dishonorable to stab with a bayonet attached to an unloaded gun.

03-13-2009 , 05:13 PM

#29

DarnGoodPoker

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Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 126

Leaving out a sabatoged loaf of bread or the like is the obvious choice.
Try cleaning the outside of the toilet bowl with a few slices or something like that.

03-13-2009 , 08:39 PM

#30

billybeartku

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Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 5,833

put a spy cam in the kitchen and when u have the evidence, confront her again by asking the similar question. If she still denies it, show her the recorded evidence and tell her if she doesn't pay up or exchange sex, you're reporting her to police. deal sealed.

03-13-2009 , 08:41 PM

#31

billybeartku

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Quote:

Originally Posted by moorobot

+1. Then whomever is stealing gets punished.

this is pretty good too imo

03-14-2009 , 12:52 AM

#32

Suigin406

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Update? Did this bitch not get the hint yet?

03-14-2009 , 03:23 AM

#33

yeotaJMU

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Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 22,410

definitely laxatives or poisoning the food is the only option here.

seriously though wtf. talk to her about it. if shes just going to ignore you then have a house meeting. if that doesnt work then make her sign a contract saying that you can only eat what you buy unless you get expressed written consent from the owner. then if she takes your food you prosecute the **** out of her.

03-14-2009 , 03:31 AM

#34

27AllIn

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You should exercise for an hour then take a slice of bread and wipe it all over your sweaty balls. Then put it bag in the bag for her to enjoy.

03-14-2009 , 08:04 AM

#35

Beatngreet415

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brutal, merciless rape seemed to work for the Japanese

03-14-2009 , 01:43 PM

#36

senjitsu

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Quote:

Originally Posted by 27AllIn

You should exercise for an hour then take a slice of bread and wipe it all over your sweaty balls. Then put it bag in the bag for her to enjoy.

idk if shes already eating "gelatinous pig penis" covered in dried flower petals, i doubt shed even notice a little ball sweat. And also i assume the ball sweat would evaporate, recondense, and flavor your whole loaf.

Anyway how did she get there... does the university just fill open rooms in the house the same way the would in a dorm room or something like that with randoms and you all get no say?

03-18-2009 , 03:16 AM

#37

nyrvana

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Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 2,189

steal her stuff in her room? jizz on her keyboard imo

04-05-2009 , 02:16 AM

#38

Chaser8

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Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 1,176

I like laxatives and spycam as realistic options. I've never had to deal with this situation but I'd go with both in conjunction to maximize pwnage.

Give update though.

04-07-2009 , 08:10 AM

#39

JooWish622

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Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 2,128

updates plz.

04-07-2009 , 04:37 PM

#40

98342324

adept

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Just ask her for a free coupon in her parents restaurant.

04-08-2009 , 11:33 AM

#41

PeteBhoy

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Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 54

grow some balls son

sum1 is stealing ure **** put them in there place. If you confront her and ure actually wrong .. who cares .. ul barley see this tart again in ure life

04-08-2009 , 12:12 PM

#42

JokersAttack

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howare you supposed to put laxatives on bread?

just kick her out. why risk escalating it so she does crazy chinese **** on your asses? clearly she has no sense of decency so provoking her with some lame prank = bad choice, unless you plan to follow through with the plan of killing her and feeding her to Wu's pigs.

cliffnotes: kick her out

04-08-2009 , 02:30 PM

#43

Chaser8

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Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 1,176

Quote:

Originally Posted by JokersAttack

howare you supposed to put laxatives on bread?

grind it down and sprinkle it all over LDO.

04-08-2009 , 05:56 PM

#44

CletusVanDamme

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04-09-2009 , 01:23 AM

#45

neuroman

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Quote:

Originally Posted by JokersAttack

howare you supposed to put laxatives on bread?

You don't. But you know what you could do, if you knew the right people? A few drops of liquid acid on each bread slice. Mwahahahahaha.

04-09-2009 , 01:11 PM

#46

Kilillan

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update?

my old roommate was a complete dick as well

04-09-2009 , 06:42 PM

#47

Reasons14

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It doesn't have to be on bread. You can just get the choc kind and put it in hershey wrapper or somethin like that. What D bag roomie doesn't want free chocolate?

04-09-2009 , 08:14 PM

#48

Purevital

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I'd get the spy camera so you definitely know its her. Could be one of your other flatmates framing the new girl. One of my flatmates did that last year.