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09-15-2009 , 03:16 AM

#1501

daveT

S.A.G.E. Master

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 23,955

I wasn't too sure how many people would get that.

09-15-2009 , 03:52 AM

#1502

diebitter

Grotesquely Handsome

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 66,402

Monitor broke last week. Bought a new one.

Puter broke yesterday. All I got is my blackberry. FML

09-15-2009 , 03:55 AM

#1503

Blarg

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 53,527

Yikes. Hope you can get it fixed cheap.

09-15-2009 , 04:33 AM

#1504

diebitter

Grotesquely Handsome

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 66,402

Cheaper to get a basic base unit and put all the working stuff in it.

09-15-2009 , 05:54 AM

#1505

daveT

S.A.G.E. Master

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 23,955

in re: Seeking seeking a hot* man that is able to take control of my heart and spoil me with wine and dine. *By hot I mean a MAN that is TALL, penetrating Blue eyes, LONG hair, loves riding motorcycles, and he better have AT LEAST a bachelors degree. I mean if your LIFE isn't important enough to spend 4 years in college then you must be worthless, and I don't like dumbasses! Hi really enjoyed reading your post, and I am sorry you feel so miserable this year, but it will get better: Willy Wonka is building a new Mattel plant and churning out Ken Dolls. Apperently they are marketing to single women who feels her best feature is her "JLO ass," well grounded in reality, and knows exactly what she wants out of life.

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09-15-2009 , 06:01 AM

#1506

BustoRhymes

Grand Elf

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 26,670

DaveT: I think you have the next hit blog on your hands.

09-15-2009 , 06:20 AM

#1507

BustoRhymes

Grand Elf

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 26,670

From the blog I HATE MEN:

Quote:

For ages we stared at each other across the pool; his father and older brother were with him and even noticed me looking. I went over to him to chat and one thing lead to another – we saw each other again in the bar the last night, so I asked him if he wanted to go home with me later to which he shrugged! But I was too stupid to ask for his number, or facebook; and too drunk to actually get him to come to the studio with me.

As I was drunk, I took his shrug to mean no and stormed off saying his dad ‘would if he could’.

At the bar I’d flirted with his dad as I was heavily drunk.. The boy in question stormed off to go home and looked upset

Gee, what went wrong?

09-15-2009 , 06:23 AM

#1508

Dominic

Tripod

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 75,330

"writing motorcycles???"

09-15-2009 , 06:24 AM

#1509

Dominic

Tripod

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 75,330

I can't sleep so I'm watching poker after dark and a commercial for Ambien comes on: "side effects include depression and risk of suicide."

...wtf?

09-15-2009 , 06:27 AM

#1510

BustoRhymes

Grand Elf

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 26,670

Reminds me of the risk of effects from anti-depressants. Nausea? Vomiting? Diarrhea? Sleeplessness? Depressing imo!

09-15-2009 , 06:31 AM

#1511

BustoRhymes

Grand Elf

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 26,670

Checking out the highlights from the VMAs:

WTF is wrong with Kanye West?

Beyonce's recovery

09-15-2009 , 06:40 AM

#1512

daveT

S.A.G.E. Master

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 23,955

in re: <religion: new age> Spiritual woman seeks her soul mate. He should be a naturalist and a lover of animals because I can't stand watching animal movies like March of the Penguins because one of them is bound to get hurt and it hurts me more to watch animals suffer than humans. I know that might sound weird but I can't help myself, I love my dogs too much. My ideal first date would be a nature walk, then if we get along I know of this great yoga studio that is the most spiritual place. It really calms the spirit and they burn the best incense. ... fml.

09-15-2009 , 08:05 AM

#1513

diebitter

Grotesquely Handsome

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 66,402

lotta flakes and fruitcakes short a few sultanas on the dating scene, it seems.

09-15-2009 , 08:11 AM

#1514

SoloAJ

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Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 16,324

Quote:

Originally Posted by BustoRhymes

Checking out the highlights from the VMAs:

WTF is wrong with Kanye West?

Beyonce's recovery

That night, my facebook homepage, with other people's statuses listed, lit up with Kanye West's name. It was fantasticly hilarious to see everyone bashing him. Man, he's terrible.

09-15-2009 , 09:13 AM

#1515

Landonfan

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Made hot wings for breakfast. I screwed up quite a few things, and they were nowhere near good enough to justify what is sure to be horrendous diarrhea, as well as possible salmonella poisoning cause God knows I shouldn't be cooking chicken in the first place, but they were still better than I expected. So I count this as a success.

09-15-2009 , 10:31 AM

#1516

Raygun Gothic

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 1,722

Quote:

Originally Posted by diebitter

Monitor broke last week. Bought a new one.

Puter broke yesterday. All I got is my blackberry. FML

Woke up today, computer could only start in safe mode and was insisting on "checking my disk drive for consistency" every five minutes. I've managed to spend 4 hours so far today trying to repair my computer by fiddling with the registry and things. I've sorted it out, but the time I've spent on this means it is now 3:30pm and I haven't even had breakfast. Urgh.

Also, awesome story, Solo.

09-15-2009 , 11:49 AM

#1517

MrWookie

Don't Call Me Meredith

Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 94,159

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dominic

both of you can suck my left nut. damn Bills.

Huh? I'm an adopted Bills fan since I can't watch Seahawks games on TV out here. I saw a team that had some things worth cheering for. That's better than watching a Raider-style endless string of incompetence one Sunday after another.

Speaking of which, did you guys watch the SD/OAK game? Man, another unexpected show of competence followed by a crippling defeat. I also found it hilarious how Steve Young kept talking about Russel and how the coaches were limiting the play book and cutting the field in half and making his decisions easier like he was in QB special ed.

09-15-2009 , 12:34 PM

#1518

Blarg

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Dominic

I can't sleep so I'm watching poker after dark and a commercial for Ambien comes on: "side effects include depression and risk of suicide."

...wtf?

Probably a side effect of the anal leakage.

09-15-2009 , 12:37 PM

#1519

xxxxxkkkk

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Dominic

I can't sleep so I'm watching poker after dark and a commercial for Ambien comes on: "side effects include depression and risk of suicide."

...wtf?

These ads always make me laugh. There was one for asthma I think, where it said side effects could cause seizures and in "some instances" death. Yeah, I think I will deal with the wheeze, thanks.

09-15-2009 , 12:40 PM

#1520

xxxxxkkkk

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Dominic

both of you can suck my left nut. damn Bills.

Why just the both of them? Why is sucking your nut not available to everyone?

09-15-2009 , 12:42 PM

#1521

xxxxxkkkk

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Quote:

Originally Posted by daveT

Throw in a little weed smoking and she sounds like she would be easy.

09-15-2009 , 01:10 PM

#1522

Dominic

Tripod

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 75,330

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amber

Why just the both of them? Why is sucking your nut not available to everyone?

and you thought I was creepy!

09-15-2009 , 03:03 PM

#1523

daveT

S.A.G.E. Master

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 23,955

in re: Seeking my prince to charm my socks off. Charm your socks off? I'll take you grocery shopping and charm your panties off!

09-15-2009 , 03:13 PM

#1524

Blarg

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Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 53,527

Anybody else having this annoying problem with Firefox lately? For the last couple weeks perhaps, I can click on the page in a tabbed window and Firefox will randomly open it into a new window.

I find this very frustrating, as I line my tabs and toolbars up so that I can hop through them in an organized way. It also results in a few moments of freezing. And sometimes my closing a perfectly good window to have to go back to the old one and reload an already loaded page. Blecch. Never used to do this in years of using Firefox.

09-15-2009 , 03:24 PM

#1525

Raygun Gothic

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 1,722

Dom, you rather appear to have the biggest stack in the 21k. GOGOGO
I needed another window to have open on my laptop while I continue to try unerstanding Eve Online on my pc - this will do nicely.

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