LOL missed that. Kid got issues.

I am however hireable as wingman (if hireable is even a word)

As I said, great for your college years. Go for it!

After college, I look forward to riding on your private jet. IOW, aim higher imo.

eMe, I'll see how I'm feeling tomorrow. If I end up going in, I will be very very distant from anyone. Just in case there is anything left over. That's assuming I feel better, of course.

That is fantastic db!!!

Hahahha

teh truth is more like this tho

Eaters gonna eat



Wait wat???

I love the way Google tries to sell you stuff based on your searches:

"Looking for San Diego air pollution? Find it here!".

haha!

This was the best costume at last year's Dragoncon IMO

That's one cunning hat.

If I wanted methenphetemine smoke I would make my own.

dom, you are in a situation that will be weird sometimes and will take some time to work through. You have a woman you are inlove with that has baggage and there will always be things that are, for lack of a better term, weird. With you going into a relationship with a woman who already has a child you are jumping right into just being the second most important person in her life right out of the gate. It is a hard lesson we all have to learn. Usually, we meet someone and date and the whole world revolves around just the two of you. When a child comes along the man gets demoted to a place behind the child in the pecking order.

I hate to say it because I wouldn't want to have to talk about it but you are right to and hopefully you two can work through it. It is also something that should get better as time goes on and the relationship matures and grows.

Other than that, stop being such an insecure selfish EMO baby about this.



Seriously though, I hope it works out and gets better. It is a difficult situation but one that needs to be ironed out.

This really made me laugh

Reuters
Lab-grown penis lets rabbits mate like bunnies

"Researchers have engineered artificial penises in rabbits, using cells from the animals, who then used their new organs to father baby rabbits."

That's pretty interesting. I wonder if that will be used in sex change operations as well? Perhaps more strange: "But I wanted a boy."

There's a horsefly buzzing around my room that's about to get effed up with a Nerf gun. I'm pretty sure I hit it earlier today, and it must have just woken up from the coma I put it in. Watch your back, mother****er.

You come at the king, you best not miss...

If I could whistle Farmer in the Dell it'd prob **** its pants.

Yay! Got a one night cuddling engagement coming up at the end of the month.

Horsefly is dead. I wounded him with a pretty sweet shot, knocked him off my TV at ~8ft. He then made his way up to my ceiling where he remained motionless while I shot more darts at him. Unfortunately he was sitting at such an angle that anything I shot at him would land behind my bookshelf. A clever defense. So after digging all my darts out from behind my bookshelf I walked up and capped him point blank.

Vaya con dios, fly.

I can't imagine a scenario where this ends well.

Honestly, this ends in me getting laid, which I would say is a great scenario. This was not a CL post, this was just a hey-old-girl-that-I-used-to-hook-up-with-I'm-coming-to-your-city deal. And no, it is not N.G.

Hey, so, I probably have swine flu. I'm also planning on having people stay with me over this coming weekend. If we assume I get healthy by friday, is it safe for them to come here, or will my apartment still be some kind of hot zone?