Threadbare pajama bottoms.

this.

That's just (puke) disgusting.

Don't get the hate for Mayonnaise on a burger.

I prefer the steakhouse angus from BK:-

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Not to mention his sheila!

Crocodile Dundee, great movie. Crocodile Dundee in spanish... not so much.

But yeah, she was pretty banging.

Hardly recognize her any more.

OH WOW... you serious?

time is a mutha effa!

Let me guess--you people put ketchup on hot dogs, right?

<sigh>

As for hamburgers...just imagine! Something made of oil and egg yolk near GROUND BEEF! That's MADNESS!

Ketchup on a hot dog, on the other hand, is considered blasphemy by most authorities. Cecil Adams explains it well:

I'm not sure which is worse - mayo on a hamburger or ketchup on a hot dog. Fortunately, it doesn't matter because the mere thought of either makes me lose any appetite I may have had.

I actually put mayo on hot dogs, am I doing it wrong?

That isn't Spanish.

You did remind me of the hilarity of watching bad American movies dubbed in Spanish. I'm not sure which was more hilariously bad, Wild Wild West or Blankman.

I meant the poster.

I know.

Oh crap. I see. Dont speak, dont care

Danny's Song
by Kenny Loggins

People smile and tell me I'm the lucky one, and we've just begun,
Think I'm gonna have a son.
He will be like she and me, as free as a dove, conceived in love,
Sun is gonna shine above.

Chorus:
And even though we ain't got money, I'm so in love with ya honey,
And everything will bring a chain of love.
And in the morning when I rise, you bring a tear of joy to my eyes,
And tell me everything is gonna be alright.

Seems as though a month ago I beta chi, never got high,
Oh, I was a sorry guy.
And now a smile, a face, a girl that shares my name,
Now I'm through with the game, this boy will never be the same.

To chorus:
Pisces, Virgo rising is a very good sign, strong and kind,
And the little boy is mine.
Now I see a family where there once was none, now we've just begun,
Yeah, we're gonna fly to the sun.

To chorus:
Love the girl who holds the world in a paper cup, drink it up,
Love her and she'll bring you luck.
And if you find she helps your mind, buddy, take her home,
Don't you live alone, try to earn what lovers own.

Mayo only belongs on a burger if said burger has lettuce. Otherwise, it's a no-go for me.

fyp

This isn't a bad rule of thumb. I don't always put mayo on burgers...but when I do, the burger has lettuce.

I put ketchup on hot dogs if it's a cheap crappy hot dog and mustard is the only other condiment available. But on an ideal hot dog, a good dog with a natural casing, mustard, onion, relish, kraut, and "hot sauce," aka "Greek hot meat sauce" (not, like Frank's or Tabasco) to people outside of western NY, then no ketchup.

MAYO!!!

with burgers, hotdogs and fries..

Back in my college days there were a chain of convenience stores called kwik star that had lots of knock off generic brand food items. One of those items was a dorito like chip. They'd come in a bag about half to 2/3 the size of a regular doritos bag, but they'd cram as many or more chips into the bag so that many of the chips were crumbled. They were overall saltier and less cheesey then doritos and about 1 out of 7 or 8 chips was way too salty. The best part was those chips were super cheap, I can't remember the price, but I remember sometimes they were like 99c. I ate many of those damn chips after a night of drinking and for some reason I have a craving for them now.

I always knew you were alright.

OT, but what brand of hot dog do you people recommend?

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(You eat it with eggs, bacon, sausages, but not burgers or hot dogs.)