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06-13-2008 , 05:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Blarg
Hot dogs! Lots of mustard, just a bit of horseradish if available, and onions. Some of you puny Americans don't understand the greatness of sauerkraut, but one day it will take over your world, and you will be sorry you were mean to it! It raises the hotdog to heights of crushing dominance over mere mortal sandwiches.
They don't advertise it but you can get sauerkraut for free on the $1.50 Costco dog that comes with a drink. You can get a Polish too for the same price but it's about as Polish as I am (Mother's side only third-generation).

~ Rick
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06-13-2008 , 05:53 AM
John Cole usually treats me to a New York System Hot Wieners at this place with coffee milk whenever I return for a visit to Rhode Island.

More on wieners; probably the best late night food of all time if you don't plan on getting laid for the next week or so.

Quick weiner story: One time mid-eighties went with a bunch of people from work (defense/aerospace in Middletown/Newport) up to Providence to take in a Hulk Hogan pro wrestling show at the Civic Center followed by Lone Justice fronted by Maria McKee at Lupo's Heartbreak Hotel. Girl from a rival contractor company drove her Cadillac and about five of us stopped for wieners in Olneyville late at night and ate the whole mess in her car. She could never get rid of the smell and a month or so later had to sell the car for about half what it was worth .

~ Rick

PS David Byrne of Talking Heads worked as a wiener guy in a joint near Providence College before making it big. He had the perfect wiener cook look; skinny, creepy, skin that never saw the sun.

Last edited by Rick Nebiolo; 06-13-2008 at 05:57 AM. Reason: Wanted to add the David Byrne tidbit
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06-13-2008 , 08:52 AM
Just about anything from 7-11 (hot dogs, sandwiches, taquitos, cappucino, oatmeal raisin cookies). Their nachos have really fallen off, though.

Supermarket sushi.

Oh, and Footloose.
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06-13-2008 , 09:24 AM
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Originally Posted by JJT
Thick platter bacon, potatoes fried in the bacon grease, eggs scrambled in the remaining bacon grease, toast and strawberry jam, cooked at home

Miller Lite
You and I would get along good! throw some cheese in with those eggs too!!!

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My addition to the thread is White Castle.

I loves me a sack of ten bacon cheese or jalapeno cheese with some chicken rings...
WHITE CASTLE HAS BACON CHEESE NOW!!! Man, I haven't had a slider in so long! It's been ...... almost 30 years

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Originally Posted by Rick Nebiolo
They don't advertise it but you can get sauerkraut for free on the $1.50 Costco dog that comes with a drink. You can get a Polish too for the same price but it's about as Polish as I am (Mother's side only third-generation).

~ Rick
Costco Food is great. SO Cheap and those hot dogs are the nuts!!! Love their pizza as well and the coffee, chocolate, slushy thing is pretty darn good too!!!

All this food stuff is making me
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06-13-2008 , 10:17 AM
Dom, for some reason I caught Deep Impact on TV about 15 times in the past year. And like a good kid who grew up loving all the gay disaster movies of the 90s - Armageddon, DI, Dante's Peak, Volcano, Daylight - I watched the whole thing basically everytime. Maybe that puts me in your camp, but the movie is horrible, lol. Everything is made 10x worse by Morgan Freeman's pathetic presidential speech at the end and the atrocious FX which do nothing to make up for the fact that you just watched two hours of Tea Leoni. Granted there's an inherent edge given that Michael Bay did one and not the other, but Armageddon just crushes DI in every way.
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06-13-2008 , 11:21 AM
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Originally Posted by istewart
Tea Leoni.

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06-13-2008 , 11:36 AM
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Originally Posted by diddyeinstein

The Mummy & The Mummy Returns: Stupid action flicks that deliver. Plus Brendan Fraser. More awesome than you can shake a stick at.

This does not count as crappy imo. Brendan Fraser!
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06-13-2008 , 12:28 PM
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Originally Posted by katyseagull
This does not count as crappy imo. Brendan Fraser!
Its so surprising that Brendan Fraser can play such a believable idiot, in most every role he plays...
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06-13-2008 , 12:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Rick Nebiolo
They don't advertise it but you can get sauerkraut for free on the $1.50 Costco dog that comes with a drink. You can get a Polish too for the same price but it's about as Polish as I am (Mother's side only third-generation).

~ Rick
There's a costco on the way home from work, and I occasionally have to give in to hotdog cravings and get their 1.50 deal there. I always ask for sauerkraut too! They will give you plenty in a big cup if you ask; otherwise they give you those tiny containers. Helluva deal.
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06-13-2008 , 12:59 PM
Must give support to the idea that the Mummy is truly crappy!
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06-13-2008 , 02:26 PM
This Tea Leoni/Homer Drooling combination is kind of making me want to vomit.



Seriously?
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06-13-2008 , 02:26 PM
Fast food and thick sauce.

Michael Bay



Oh and the Mummy is not crappy enough to qualify for this, and if it is i second it.
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06-13-2008 , 02:34 PM
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This Tea Leoni/Homer Drooling combination is kind of making me want to vomit...
Seriously?
Tea Leoni was hot in that movie Bad Boys as a brunette, but I haven't found her to be hot since. I mean she's cute and attractive but I wouldn't consider her hot, more a MILF than anything. But then it could also be the roles I've seen her in since Bad Boys, which have all been wife/mom-type roles (e.g. The Family Man, Spanglish, Fun With Dick and Jane)
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06-13-2008 , 02:52 PM
Tea Leoni's gorgeous....you guys are nuts.
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06-13-2008 , 03:05 PM


Ok yeah, she is nasty looking. You people are nuts.
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06-13-2008 , 04:30 PM
What is "coffee milk"? Milk with coffee flavoring or coffee with too much milk?
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06-13-2008 , 04:43 PM
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Originally Posted by JJT
What is "coffee milk"? Milk with coffee flavoring or coffee with too much milk?
Breast milk from an over caffeinated Rhode Islander I think.
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06-13-2008 , 06:05 PM
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Originally Posted by diddyeinstein
This Tea Leoni/Homer Drooling combination is kind of making me want to vomit.



Seriously?
Not overly pretty, but there is something very sexy about her.
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06-13-2008 , 06:17 PM
Circa '92, she gave me an uncomfortable snugness in my pants. I still like her.

She was on some show, might have been with Brian Benben, where she was this super-princess and he was a total schlub. Forget the name. Damn she was hot.
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06-13-2008 , 07:55 PM
Mad dog 20/20

None of u guys ever ate at a Top Dog I'm assuming but mmmm that was good fast food.

late 70's early 80's porn Just something about 80's chicks

also budweiser = not a bad beer but I won't drink it on prinicpal

Beer is barley wheat and hops. not this

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06-13-2008 , 09:04 PM
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Originally Posted by govman6767
late 70's early 80's porn Just something about 80's chicks
Gotta agree. Much more natural looking. Less in the way of tats, iron-hard boobies and faces, commercial grade shaving and pubic preparation, etc.
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06-13-2008 , 11:20 PM
Ill agree on the sausage biscuit/mcmuffin combo, but you gotta add grape jelly to that, but for a non modified item Ill take the breakfast burrito

The Odd Thomas book series by Dean Koontz. The way he wraps up books so quickly and out of the blue really annoys me, but this series has a good central character and the first 3/4 of the books are well written, just wish to got he would stop sucking at the end.

Terrible 80s movies like The Legend of Billie Jean, its terrible it has Christian Slater in his first movie experience but I DVRd it one day and dont have the heart to delete it after watching it...twice "Fair is Fair we just want the $608 dollars for the scooter"
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06-14-2008 , 02:56 AM
Frozen Pizza, specifically Totinos, more specifically hamburger. A buck, and almost as nutritious as the box it comes in.

TaB. The petro-chemical taste is an acquired one, true. It has been described as tasting like the pee of an asparagus gorging skunk, the tears of sad rats, and/or carbonated paint thinner mixed with bile. Not to be confused with TaB Energy, a liquid pixie dust marketed to women, but fit for neither human nor swine.

"Rock Me Gently" by Andy Kim, that remake of "Dar Kommissar" by After the Fire, and all things Foghat.

Hell's Kitchen
, The Beverly Hillbillies and Green Acres

The Omega Man and all the Planet of the Apes movies.

And I got five bucks that says all those throwing the dis on Tea Leoni (a goddess) are knuckle-dragging goobers that couldn't get laid in a women's prison if they were waving a handful of pardons...
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06-14-2008 , 03:18 AM
Three words: SuperSonic. Breakfast. Burrito.

If you worked nights, and had limited options for a fast-food breakfast in the middle of the afternoon, you'd understand.

Also, Roxette fits the category. They know three chords, and their lyrics are ridiculous because English is not their native language...but they can put together a catchy tune.

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The Beverly Hillbillies
Objection, relevance! "The Beverly Hillbillies" is NOT crappy, and therefore inadmissible in this thread.

I think a good barometer would be, "Are you embarrassed to recommend it to someone?" I'd never recommend Roxette or the Supersonic Breakfast Burrito to anyone--I would lose stature in their eyes if they ever tried that junk.

I would heartily recommend the Beverly Hillbillies to anyone who isn't hip. I'll LOL more times in one BH episode, than in a season of any sitcom on today. Mr Drysdale alone is good for two LOL's per episode.
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06-14-2008 , 03:58 AM
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Originally Posted by youtalkfunny
Three words: SuperSonic. Breakfast. Burrito.


Objection, relevance! "The Beverly Hillbillies" is NOT crappy, and therefore inadmissible in this thread.

I think a good barometer would be, "Are you embarrassed to recommend it to someone?" I'd never recommend Roxette or the Supersonic Breakfast Burrito to anyone--I would lose stature in their eyes if they ever tried that junk.

I would heartily recommend the Beverly Hillbillies to anyone who isn't hip. I'll LOL more times in one BH episode, than in a season of any sitcom on today. Mr Drysdale alone is good for two LOL's per episode.
Objection overruled. Sit down and cool your jets. Frankly, I feel the same way about the Supersonic Breakfast Burrito; I'd gladly recommend one, although I'd also recommend a roll of Tums, as well. And I could give a rat's ass about how my stature is gaged by others; I'll gladly tell them I like it. But I really don't think I'd recommend The Beverly Hillbillies to a lot of people. It's generally not considered a high water mark in television. It hasn't worn well, although it's probably gotten more sympathy in retrospect due to some camp value. It certainly maintains a lowbrow sensibility, and that's not always bad, just not always appreciated. But I love it, and have no illusions of it's intrinsic value when measured objectively.

And I usually get no less than two LOLs when listening to Roxette, so there ya go....
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