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04-08-2011 , 06:45 PM

#351

TheNothing

the knees of nothing

Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 42,425

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Originally Posted by Glo4ming

YOU NO WHAT WHAT IN THE BUT

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04-08-2011 , 06:45 PM

#352

elrey

‏

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 7,532

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Originally Posted by elrey

hi rakinem

please respond

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04-08-2011 , 06:45 PM

#353

MoneyMatt1

VAMOOOO irl

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 25,995

What are the odds that stinkyfish is a virgin?

I'd say pretty high

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04-08-2011 , 06:45 PM

#354

High Time John

Verified Smartass

Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 7,860

ohaidere!

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04-08-2011 , 06:45 PM

#355

jellykingturbo2000

young hand

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 1,563

Shift+F7 will help you find other words for "idiot" and "humongous" and "fat"

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04-08-2011 , 06:46 PM

#356

smooth101

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 4,596

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Originally Posted by MoneyMatt1

This wouldn't be happening if Mayo were still a mod!

^^^^^This ainec.

Where is JM3 and Panda when we need them?

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04-08-2011 , 06:47 PM

#357

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,409

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Originally Posted by stinkyfish55

Yes, I do, my skype name is "You'readesperatevirgin"

Please add me, I'm excited to talk to a big fat idiot.

HEY... I'm not fat.

adding

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04-08-2011 , 06:48 PM

#358

ToTheInternet

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 13,876

He seems a bit mad.

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04-08-2011 , 06:49 PM

#359

Glo4ming

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 3,674

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Originally Posted by ToTheInternet

He seems a bit mad.

I do concur with you sir, he seems a wee perturbed

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04-08-2011 , 06:50 PM

#360

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,648

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Originally Posted by stinkyfish55

Agreed, mods who spazz out on internet forums certainly are ******ed.

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Originally Posted by MoneyMatt1

This wouldn't be happening if Mayo were still a mod!

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04-08-2011 , 06:51 PM

#361

LatinLingo

grinder

Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 485

all this internet beef over a meh looking female.

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04-08-2011 , 06:52 PM

#362

High Time John

Verified Smartass

Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 7,860

You mean Corporal Major Admiral Mayo.

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04-08-2011 , 06:55 PM

#363

smooth101

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 4,596

Op what are the top 3 foods you can make?

Favorite drink?

Favorite Alcoholic drink?

Dogs or cats?

Which complex in the electron transport chain does not transport protons?

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04-08-2011 , 06:58 PM

#364

ToTheInternet

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Originally Posted by LatinLingo

all this internet beef over a meh looking female.

Hypothetically, if I saw some crazy dude in the street ranting at people who were looking on with a mix of pity and amusement, I wouldn't exactly call that a beef. Hypothetically, of course.

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04-08-2011 , 07:01 PM

#365

jellykingturbo2000

young hand

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 1,563

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Originally Posted by smooth101

Op what are the top 3 foods you can make? pot roast, chili, grilled sandwich

Favorite drink? grape juice

Favorite Alcoholic drink? more of a shot, peppermint patty, i also like mango peach margaritas

Dogs or cats? dogs

Which complex in the electron transport chain does not transport protons? trick question! there are 3. metron, youtron, and megatron

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04-08-2011 , 07:01 PM

#366

smooth101

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 4,596

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Originally Posted by ToTheInternet

Hypothetically, if I saw some crazy dude in the street ranting at people who were looking on with a mix of pity and amusement, I wouldn't exactly call that a beef. Hypothetically, of course.

We call that a normal day on campus.

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04-08-2011 , 07:01 PM

#367

Glo4ming

Pooh-Bah

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wtf is a grilled sandwich lol

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04-08-2011 , 07:04 PM

#368

ToTheInternet

Carpal \'Tunnel

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WTF is juice?

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04-08-2011 , 07:04 PM

#369

Glo4ming

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 3,674

MMM its purple

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04-08-2011 , 07:05 PM

#370

jellykingturbo2000

young hand

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 1,563

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Originally Posted by Glo4ming

wtf is a grilled sandwich lol

grilled cheese, or a panini, or a grilled cheese with bacon, ham, and turkey, sometimes an egg. i may insert lettuce and tomato afterwards

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04-08-2011 , 07:08 PM

#371

g0tcuddly

old hand

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 1,383

Holy crap this thread went far.

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04-08-2011 , 07:13 PM

#372

ToTheInternet

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 13,876

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Originally Posted by jellykingturbo2000

i may insert lettuce and tomato afterwards

Well, for the sake of knowing if you were being truthful, I think the first guy you screw would prefer if you still had your hymen.

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04-08-2011 , 07:14 PM

#373

smooth101

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 4,596

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Originally Posted by jellykingturbo2000

Op what are the top 3 foods you can make? pot roast, chili, grilled sandwich

Favorite drink? grape juice

Favorite Alcoholic drink? more of a shot, peppermint patty, i also like mango peach margaritas

Dogs or cats? dogs

Which complex in the electron transport chain does not transport protons? trick question! there are 3. metron, youtron, and megatron

Food you can make: 5- You do not have bulgolgi, but you do know how to make a sandwich.

Favorite drink: 8 because I have a two quart bottle of grape juice on my nightstand.

Favorite Alcholic drink: 8 I found mango and peach drinks are awesome in Korea and China.

Pets: 10 Dogs are awesome ainec.

Bio: 2 It appears you did not do well in your degree, which may explain why you do not have a job. The correct answer is complex two (that is from intro to biochem).

33/50

It appears we are not compatible

I am very disappointed.

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04-08-2011 , 07:15 PM

#374

smooth101

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 4,596

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Originally Posted by ToTheInternet

Well, for the sake of knowing if you were being truthful, I think the first guy you screw would prefer if you still had your hymen.

Why are you not a mod?

Please RESPOND!!

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04-08-2011 , 07:19 PM

#375

jellykingturbo2000

young hand

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 1,563

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Originally Posted by smooth101

Food you can make: 5- You do not have bulgolgi, but you do know how to make a sandwich.

Bio: 2 It appears you did not do well in your degree, which may explain why you do not have a job. The correct answer is complex two (that is from intro to biochem).

I eat my bulgolgi with rice.
And for biochemistry, ldo. If this were a year ago I'd be able to draw you the entire reaction, starting with glycolysis.

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