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04-08-2011 , 05:43 PM

#301

stinkyfish55

newbie

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 34

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheNothing

Stinkyfish: Hi, I'm Stinkyfish & I am into you!

OP: Nah, I'll pass.

Stinkyfish:

Oh yeah, well, I never liked you anyway. You are fat!

/scene

I wasn't calling jellykingturbo2000 fat you imbecilic moron. Neither did I say I was "into" her. Nor did I say anything else you're saying I said.

/you're-a-******

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04-08-2011 , 05:50 PM

#302

jellykingturbo2000

young hand

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 1,563

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheNothing

While I am disappointed in the delay of a batman picture, I will require it now.

Your choice of Sonic is solid (chili/cheese FTW) but your admitted fondness for Jacob completely voids it. He makes me want to stick phallic-shaped items in my earholes.

+1 -1 = even playing field

Batman picture will determine worth.

I'm actually not even sure which one Jacob is. I only remember Pia.

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Originally Posted by stinkyfish55

I wasn't calling jellykingturbo2000 fat you imbecilic moron. Neither did I say I was "into" her. Nor did I say anything else you're saying I said.

/you're-a-******

Fine, you are not getting "into" me.

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04-08-2011 , 05:52 PM

#303

Vantek

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 5,806

Quote:

[x] I have male friends who actively try to sleep with me

what be the pwoblem then?

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04-08-2011 , 05:53 PM

#304

TheNothing

the knees of nothing

Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 42,425

You win the "I lose at teh intarwebz" monthly contest.

Congrats!

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04-08-2011 , 05:54 PM

#305

TheNothing

the knees of nothing

Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 42,425

Quote:

Originally Posted by jellykingturbo2000

I'm actually not even sure which one Jacob is. I only remember Pia.

Ah, okay. Jacob is the churchy one who sounds like a cat orgy.

You are forgiven.

+1

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04-08-2011 , 05:54 PM

#306

Vantek

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 5,806

Woah!

Quote:

2guys1horse awesome site and vid

I think I'm in love!!!

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04-08-2011 , 05:54 PM

#307

stinkyfish55

newbie

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 34

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheNothing

You win the "I lose at teh intarwebz" monthly contest.

Congrats!

You win the "I use ****ty meme's that took me 30 minutes to create because I'm an incredibly stupid and uncreative person" contest.

Congrats!

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04-08-2011 , 05:57 PM

#308

TheNothing

the knees of nothing

Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 42,425

Quote:

Originally Posted by stinkyfish55

You win the "I use ****ty meme's that took me 30 minutes to create because I'm an incredibly stupid and uncreative person" contest.

Congrats!

LMAO - I'll have you know that took me 5 entire minutes! I was also clipping my toenails and cooking some ramen (noodle method, tyvm).

I can understand if, after all that, you want to get "into" me now, but sorry, I don't do fattys either.

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04-08-2011 , 05:57 PM

#309

3kingme3

old hand

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 1,483

Epic trolling going on here

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04-08-2011 , 05:57 PM

#310

jellykingturbo2000

young hand

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 1,563

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vantek

what be the pwoblem then?

Not attracted to them.

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Originally Posted by stinkyfish55

You win the "I use ****ty meme's that took me 30 minutes to create because I'm an incredibly stupid and uncreative person" contest.

Congrats!

lol stinkyfish thinks he's intelligent

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04-08-2011 , 06:03 PM

#311

Vantek

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 5,806

Well then how about you just walk up to some guy you're attracted to and ask him to **** you?

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04-08-2011 , 06:05 PM

#312

Glo4ming

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 3,674

well, he really showed his true colors didnt he? what a d-bag, hope he got perma'd

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04-08-2011 , 06:05 PM

#313

stinkyfish55

newbie

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 34

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheNothing

Yes, I'm sure it did. Except I'm also sure you're a humongous loser who takes 30 minutes to make a ****ty picture because you're a complete moron.

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04-08-2011 , 06:06 PM

#314

stinkyfish55

newbie

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 34

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glo4ming

well, he really showed his true colors didnt he? what a d-bag, hope he got perma'd

No, I didn't get perma'd. And yes, you really did show your true colors: being a humongous loser.

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04-08-2011 , 06:07 PM

#315

ToTheInternet

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 13,876

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04-08-2011 , 06:08 PM

#316

Glo4ming

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 3,674

mods please perma this douche

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04-08-2011 , 06:08 PM

#317

stinkyfish55

newbie

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 34

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Originally Posted by ToTheInternet

Yes it will. Do you want to know why? Because I'm an intelligent, legitimate interesting and entertaining person, unlike most of you who resort to idiotic gifs and pictures to express how you feel.

Yes, I am talking about you in case you're too stupid to understand that (you are).

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04-08-2011 , 06:09 PM

#318

stinkyfish55

newbie

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 34

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glo4ming

mods please perma this douche

Yes, you are very mad that I am smarter than you. Mods, please perma this douche, he is insulting me, wah wah wah I'm crying about it to mods wah wah wah.

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04-08-2011 , 06:09 PM

#319

jellykingturbo2000

young hand

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 1,563

Quote:

Originally Posted by humbleman

hey OP, just curious, how many PM's did you receive already asking you out? Your pics are really not that bad.

Like 2

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Originally Posted by Vantek

Well then how about you just walk up to some guy you're attracted to and ask him to **** you?

I was under the impression that this virginity thing increased my value. I'm not in a hurry to lose it.

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04-08-2011 , 06:10 PM

#320

jellykingturbo2000

young hand

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 1,563

Quote:

Originally Posted by stinkyfish55

Post pic of your degrees. High school diploma does not count.

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04-08-2011 , 06:14 PM

#321

MoneyMatt1

VAMOOOO irl

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 25,995

stinkyfish might be the worst gimmick/troll ever

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04-08-2011 , 06:14 PM

#322

stinkyfish55

newbie

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 34

Quote:

Originally Posted by jellykingturbo2000

Post pic of your degrees. High school diploma does not count.

Post a pic of you being a fat idiot. Oh wait, you've already done that multiple times through out this thread.

And no, just because you graduated from a mediocre school in an extremely mediocre field payed for by your parents does not make you intelligent. Or didn't they teach you what intelligence means the whole time you were in school? Boy, that sure seems like a waste.

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04-08-2011 , 06:14 PM

#323

stinkyfish55

newbie

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 34

Quote:

Originally Posted by MoneyMatt1

stinkyfish might be the worst gimmick/troll ever

Yes, you just might be.

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04-08-2011 , 06:17 PM

#324

jellykingturbo2000

young hand

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 1,563

Quote:

Originally Posted by MoneyMatt1

stinkyfish might be the worst gimmick/troll ever

agreed, just look at his avatar

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04-08-2011 , 06:17 PM

#325

stinkyfish55

newbie

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 34

Quote:

Originally Posted by jellykingturbo2000

agreed, just look at his avatar

No, not my avatar. What a biting insult.

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