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09-23-2013 , 11:01 PM

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AlexM

ignored

Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 20,655

4ft10 and 2+2 AINEC.

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09-25-2013 , 04:06 AM

#27

Dominic

Tripod

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 75,366

Okay, I've got one:

Would you rather be sexed by Kate Upton or punched in the nads by Manny Pacquiao?

Tough, isn't it?

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09-25-2013 , 08:24 AM

#28

do u love me, too?

grinder

Join Date: Mar 2013 Posts: 477

what's this cancelling accounts business

Last edited by do u love me, too?; 09-25-2013 at 08:25 AM. Reason: loloololollollll

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09-25-2013 , 09:21 PM

#29

Kevroc

Chubby Chaser

Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 20,366

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Originally Posted by Dominic

Okay, I've got one:

Would you rather be sexed by Kate Upton or punched in the nads by Manny Pacquiao?

Tough, isn't it?

Punched in the nads by Kate Upton.

ez game

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09-26-2013 , 09:29 AM

#30

Hardball47

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 13,308

3 inches is all a woman ever feels inside of her anyway. The extra 0.8 is just for flair.

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09-26-2013 , 07:21 PM

#31

pd86

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Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,977

garth in some countries marriage is a punishment for shoplifting

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09-29-2013 , 10:51 PM

#32

LAG

grinder

Join Date: Nov 2012 Posts: 501

Nice level, op... Nearly fell for it...

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09-30-2013 , 04:57 AM

#33

NUCLEAR_1945

grinder

Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 501

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Originally Posted by generalS

a 6ft2 with a 3.8 inch ****.

Thanks! You just described me in few words.

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10-02-2013 , 01:00 AM

#34

Dr. Wily

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 1,579

4'10 is midget height right? There's not really anything wrong with being a midget imo.

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10-02-2013 , 09:39 AM

#35

46&2

banned

Join Date: Sep 2012 Posts: 1,074

They are called "Little People" now. Do you not watch reality tv?

Angelina +3.8

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10-03-2013 , 03:45 PM

#36

Wyman

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 13,055

[x] band

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10-03-2013 , 04:59 PM

#37

diebitter

Grotesquely Handsome

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 66,451

here's my advice

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10-03-2013 , 05:00 PM

#38

diebitter

Grotesquely Handsome

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 66,451

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Originally Posted by herbertstemple

There are too many rules in the op.

You should immediately apply for a job with the govt.

what jobs?

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10-04-2013 , 08:32 PM

#39

TWhelan

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 8,754

I am eating cold turkey and goggling 2+2 right now
**** marriage

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10-05-2013 , 11:02 PM

#40

The Drifter

old hand

Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 1,436

If I have the dream wife forever, why would I care how big my dick is?

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10-06-2013 , 11:20 AM

#41

NUCLEAR_1945

grinder

Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 501

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Originally Posted by The Drifter

If I have the dream wife forever, why would I care how big my dick is?

true story

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10-06-2013 , 11:37 PM

#42

Dan Stern

centurion

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 159

shoot wife or burn computer?

now thats a question worth thinking about

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10-06-2013 , 11:39 PM

#43

NoLuck4u?

centurion

Join Date: Sep 2013 Posts: 161

lol at OP

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10-07-2013 , 04:14 AM

#44

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,044

stop bumping this thread

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10-07-2013 , 04:25 AM

#45

Jeedz

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 3,526

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

stop bumping this thread

Sorry.

Also, can I sell the wife? I'd choose that option, I'd also sell the 3.8 inch johnson. 6'2'', $5mill and no johnson. Sounds like a good time.

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