I have two questions, both unrelated.
I think it would be interesting to read your answers, try to be truthful.

I know there are a lot of 2+2res out there who are loyal, but i wanted to ask this question. If you had the choice of having the wife of your dreams, like u can name anyone, and you can have them as your wife for the rest of your life, but the one rule is that you must quit 2+2 forever, no talking to people/friends about it, no goggling it, no posting, not even listing to the pokercast , you are band from going to anything related to 2+2 except pokerstars and full tilt sites, just if u think you can get around it
you can't, you have to give up 2+2 cold turkey and cancel all you accounts with them, or lose the wife. Which would you pick?

If there was no ways to change the size, who will you rather be?

A 4ft10 with a big dick 8in+ or a 6ft2 with a 3.8 inch ****.

What are you, 11?

People talk to their friends about 2p2?

do we have to keep the wife forever?

Say a random girl hello. Look directly into here eyes, say 2+2=4 and wink. *

*note: timing in between is everything tho

or if she's hot or even lukewarm and looks intelligent try 2+2=5

wife and 6'2'' imo, AINEC.

To think having the woman of your dreams is even remotely comparable to posting on a message board is just lol.

As for being 6'2'' vs. 4'10'' with a big dick, not only is being tall helpful and relevant so much more often, I'm also fairly certain that a tall guy with a small dick is going to have a better dating/sex life than a super short guy with a big dick regardless. Not only does it not matter nearly as much as a guy thinks it does, a big dick is useless if you never get to the point of pulling it out.

...and if you think being 4'10'' and walking up to a girl in a bar and saying "give me a chance, I have a a huge ****!" is ever going to work as a pick up line, you really are 11.

looks like this thread should be moved to OOT

when you get sick of her, just log onto 2+2. I like it!

FYP

But seriously OP. How ****ing stupid are you? Do you think that 2p2 and a wife cannot co-exist? Why would you want to be with a particular woman that posting on an internet forum was out of the question? Are your balls kept in a god damn jar?

Do us all a favor and fist yourself.

Would totally rather hang out with Jackitos than have a wife.
BBV4L,muther****ers.

Wait...does this imaginary wife woman provide sex AND make sammiches?

Sorry, toes, gotta let you go.

I don't blame you.

**************SERIOUSLY NO ONE POST AFTER THIS PLEASE. THIS THREAD IS THAT ******ED THAT NO ONE ELSE EVEN NEEDS TO COMMENT ON IT, WE ALL KNOW IT. LET IT GET BURIED PAGES BACK FOREVER. THANK YOU IN ADVANCE************

bump

There are too many rules in the op.

You should immediately apply for a job with the govt.

rofl

+1

Obviously snap quit 2p2 for dream wife. Part 2 even easier. Definitelytaking the wife with only a 3.8 inch ****.

Agreed. Anyone who posts after you is a tool.


Wait a moment . . . damn.

he said stop posting!

I need threads like this to make me look good.

The wording in OP's hypothetical allows for the possibility of marrying, for example, Kate Beckinsale. Somehow, I think this would justify sticking 2p2 in the muck.

If I'm allowed to combine the 2 hypothetical scenarios, then I'll take 4'10", take the 8 inch stick, and make the nearly-equally vertically challenged Hayden Panettiere, Eva Longoria, or Kristen Bell the wife. Problem solved all around.

8 inches isn't big enough to be 4-10

**** you