I can honestly say that I would never ever even consider doing that. I think that is the height of dbaggery.

Even though it is readily acknowledged that most women appreciate a man with resources, very few would be inclined to accept that offer imo. I think you would probably turn off more girls by saying this than you would get by just going up and saying, "You are bangin, You want to get out of here?"

I just think it is way cooler for them to not know that you have money or a nice ride, etc before they make their decision. Possessions should add to your value but they shouldn't define it all together.

OP needs to post pics of his baller car here imo.

"I love to eat Porschey. haha...oh, chit, did I just say Porschey? Freudian slip! See, I just bought a Porsche. Wow...subliminal as hell! Sorry about that... Ok...what was I saying?"

Yep, and you buy all your clothes at Wal-Mart because it is just as functional as something you could get at Nordstrom, take dates to Burger King because it has the same nutritional value as Smith & Wollensky's, and get your hair cut at Supercuts because it would be "pathetic" to spend any money on anything that might make someone of the opposite sex just slightly attracted to you.

Sick life you lead.

+0.5 kinda funny, but pretty obvious

pretty good, could be viable

ummm, yeah. we got it the first time. thx for clearing it up tho. please return to your mom's basement.

no prob, really couldn't care less about impressing the dudes

so basically you repeated the joke from post #11, except at least that dude took the time to present a funny visual aid. your post is fail.

keep switching your car keys from one pocket to the other, and do it slowly until they notice. maybe even draw attention to it by saying "these damn things are pokin me"

maybe. maybe not. does it matter?

Agreed. True about just about everything in life

Panamera is sweet. Would be cool to be rollin in something most people have never seen before. Didn't need a back seat tho.

actually owning a Porsche > jerking off to pics of a Maserati that you will never touch, let alone drive

+1 good food too

ok here u go

pics up on picasa

nice, right?

+100

except some nights game isn't working 100% so nothing wrong to get an assist from the tools at hand... but using the car as opening line is weak imo

sometimes you're at a strip club and being charming ain't the goal... valet park + $20 tips to doorman and maitre'd, and you're 10x more likely to get stripper digits than some wannabe baller droppin $1k for boobies

the first time someone said this it was already lame. u r pathetic.

insane.

1 - buy
2 - defeat megatron

wat trying to be a balla with porsche ?
i've never seen a dude drive porsche - i see like 1-2 per day and its always a chick driving so FYL ^^

Due to your positive response to my reply, I will give you some actual advice. The trick is to work it into some conversations without being obvious. Make them ask you what kind of car you drive without being overt. Then when you tell them that you drive a porsche, be kind of sheepish about it like you really don't like talking about such trivial matters.

Some good things to say to encourage them to ask you about your car:

-I can't be out too late tonight because I have to take my car to the shop tomorrow.

- I almost killed a guy on my way to the club tonight, he didn't look before he walked in front of my car, thank God I have badass brakes.

- You know what they say about guys buying sportcars to compensate for a small penis isn't true, here look at my dick. Now ask me what I drive.

I live in the strip club capital of the world and have been known to drop a few dollars from time to time. Don't say anything about your ride, just tell them you have some sick blow back at your house and then when they are leaving with you let them see your ride for themselves. Roadhead is a lock.

well played sir. Megatron ftw.

The first one makes it sound like you drive a POS, and the second one...well...telling a chick that you wanna take home that you just nearly killed a guy with your car is never +EV.

Just work it into the conversation normally. The economy always comes up, so say, "...the U.S. auto industry is dead. I didn't trust that any of them would be around long enough to honor a warranty, so I bought a Porsche."

No, you are incorrect.

First of all you can say it is regular schuduled maintainence or whatever. People with money take their cars to the shop. It is high value and many girls will know this. People without money don't take their cars to the shop.

Second, you didn't say you almost killed a guy. You said he almost killed himself by being drunk and stumbling into the road without looking. If not for your jedi like reflexes and bad ass ride's brakes he may be dead. Thankfully you have both so he is still alive. This has the benefit of not only being a way to introduce your car into the equation but also shows other high value traits as well.

As I have said, mentioning it yourself is a douche move and many girls upon hearing your statement would be thinking, "Wow, that douche couldn't wait for the first chance to tell me about his porsche." I do think if you change Porshce to foreign car and then have her asks what it is, that isn't as bad.

The trick imo, is to be sheepish and almost embarassed when she asks you what kind of car you drive. Almost as if you feel bad that your statement lead to her question.

I have stated previously that I am opposed to the whole idea and it is far higher value for her to find out on her own but if you are intent on bringing it up then my way is the best. This is the blueprint for doing it without being a dbag. If not, you may as well buy the porshe hat and twirl your keys around on your finger while standing at the bar.

UM HELLO MORANS MEGATRON CANNOT BE DEFEATED BY THAT CAR WITHOUT AT LEAST 8.3 MILLION DOLLARS IN UPGRADES