OK, last week I picked up my brand new Porsche from the dealer (the model, color, options are irrelevant-- the car is sweet). I love driving it, and it's cool to get looks and "nice car!" when people pull up or see me getting in and out. Not gonna lie, I like showing it off and looking kinda baller. Some of you do it by whipping out a $5k roll from your pocket, wearing a Rolex, whatever, I do it driving the hell out of my new ride.

Problem- as soon as I park and go inside to a club, poker room, strip club, wherever, nobody knows I have it.

So how do I let people (ok, sloots) know I got it, without being too much of a douche? I'm not going to start wearing a black satin Porsche jacket.

ps- I usually valet park (and tip well)... looking for more creative suggestions

I suggest ramming it into whatever building you want to go into. That way all the ladies know which car is yours.

"I got a porsche, slut."

tell people youre a lawyer in LA

Easy game. Just subtly work it into every conversation.

Looks like rain
"I better roll the windows up on my Porsche."

Did you catch the game?
"Yeah, I can't believe how the pitcher hit the runningback and he charged the end zone. I have a Porsche."

You get the idea.

apparently the top guido guy of the internet (fake tan, spiked hairs) goes by the name of Joey Porsche

LOL

time there's another thread about those guys imo

well dont worry about it cause I would be embarressed. my car is over 400 horses and goddam aluminum. thats right aluminum bi tches, as in light, its an audi and It would blow the doors of your little toy any day of the week. so dont say porche to me dammit. also I got a huge unit.

The whole point of being baller enough to have a porsche is that you don't have to tell people about it. So you want people to know without them knowing you want them to know, so don't wear gay ass caps n ****, just have a mighty shiny porsche key fob that just happens to spill out of your wallet at the bar when your buying some bitches some drinks.

OP should one up him. Change his name to __________ Igotaporscheb**ch. Good conversation starter too.

This outfit should work for you imo

pretty sure I already said I wasn't buying any satin jackets. yea i've seen the fukkin episode. that was kind of the idea of the first post, i'm not some guido douchebag or some sunglasses & hoodie-wearin wannabe pro. thought BBV would have some funny ideas. at least the crash idea made me laugh.

was looking for this one, that's how i found the joey porsche guy

true ballers don't have to brag about the things they own.

It is what is inside that counts

this

I never claimed to be a true baller. just having some fun with my new toy. I bought it because I loved the ride. If some slut is impressed with it and wants me to take her for a ride, that's just a bonus. A bonus that I hope happens with increased frequency

+1, thx

^ sick 4th post imo

You used to crush me on PKR at $1/2.




That is all.

Basically, your saying you fail @ teh women, so you think by trying to show off ur new car, you will get laid?

I feel sorry for men like you who feel the need to purchase materialistic things in order to get sex. apply for some lonely ad's in the newpapers and actually try find a girl that likes you for you, not just ur money and your incredibly small penis, which you 100% have by obv trying to show off ur porsche.

UL OP

where the **** are the pictures ?

Change your name to Porschey McPorscheman

wear the keys on your belt loop with the porsche key sticking out

nobody cares about your porsche boxster bro