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03-11-2008 , 05:49 PM

#101

Low Key

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Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 33,327

Quote:

Originally Posted by RoundGuy

Of course we are indecisive. If we say the wrong thing, we won't get sex!

Maybe it's just me, but this has never happened.

03-11-2008 , 05:50 PM

#102

O Fenômeno

the phenomenon

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 11,180

i believe this was misschriss's thread

03-11-2008 , 05:50 PM

#103

emmemere

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Yeah, that doesn't seem a little harsh. Unless your suggestion is like "hey, lets go check out that new strip joint in town" or something

03-11-2008 , 05:51 PM

#104

ZOMG_RIGGED!

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Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 17,507

Girl: Where do you want to go to eat?
Guy: I dont care, whatever gets you in the mood to let in your pants later

03-11-2008 , 05:52 PM

#105

ZOMG_RIGGED!

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Quote:

Yeah, that doesn't seem a little harsh. Unless your suggestion is like "hey, lets go check out that new strip joint in town" or something

The first girl that gives this as the answer to Where Do You Want TO Eat Tonight? I'm proposing to on the spot

03-11-2008 , 05:57 PM

#106

emmemere

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Does hooters count?

03-11-2008 , 06:00 PM

#107

ZOMG_RIGGED!

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Quote:

Originally Posted by emmemere

Does hooters count?

Probably. Would depend if the current state I was in allowed full nudity stripping. Also Hooters has ok food and most strip clubs have stuff I wouldnt want anywhere near my mouth

03-11-2008 , 06:04 PM

#108

emmemere

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I actually found that the winds really sucked (9.99 all you can eat wasn't worth it), so it's not much as far as food or girls go (the girls had smaller boobs than me) but that may be because I was there at noon on my lunch break.

03-11-2008 , 06:05 PM

#109

yeotaJMU

Shines ELIte's Shoes

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 22,414

emmemere is the new misschriss imo

03-11-2008 , 06:07 PM

#110

emmemere

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Quote:

Originally Posted by yeotaJMU

emmemere is the new misschriss imo

Being a newbie.....is that a good thing (no offense to misschriss)

03-11-2008 , 06:08 PM

#111

Low Key

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Quote:

Originally Posted by emmemere

(the girls had smaller boobs than me)

Even if you're a guy, this is a beat for her.

03-11-2008 , 06:08 PM

#112

HorridSludgyBits

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Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 829

My variant on RayPowers' restaurant enigma:

Me: Where do you want to go to eat?
Her: I always choose, why don't you choose this time?
Me: Uh, er, well, why don't we go to xxxx (Mexican place)?
Her: Uh, that's fine. Um, you know, I really don't feel like Mexican tonight.
Me: (asdljskdfl;k) How about xxxx (Italian)?
Her: That just doesn't sound good. It's so salty. I feel all bloated after.
Me: You know, you said you'd like to try Thai food sometime.
Her: (makes face) I don't think so.

etc.

03-11-2008 , 06:09 PM

#113

emmemere

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Low Key

Even if you're a guy, this is a beat for her.

definitely not a guy

03-11-2008 , 06:21 PM

#114

O Fenômeno

the phenomenon

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 11,180

bugger off you ho

03-11-2008 , 06:22 PM

#115

RayPowers

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Quote:

Originally Posted by HorridSludgyBits

My variant on RayPowers' restaurant enigma:

Today's variant was in dealing with my sick five year old.

Wife: What are you going to with him today?
Me: I was going to feed him cold medicine and bring him to school.
Wife: They'll send him home as soon as they see he has a temperature.
Me: I doubt they'll notice.
Wife: I'm sure they will.
Me: Ok... how about I bring him to my mom's house then?
Wife: They play too much at your mom's house. He won't have a chance to rest.
Me: Well, what do you want me to do with him then?
Wife: I don't know.

I don't own a gun because of these exact conversations.

Ray

03-11-2008 , 06:25 PM

#116

emmemere

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Quote:

Originally Posted by O Fenômeno

bugger off you ho

and what exactly did I do wrong?

03-11-2008 , 06:31 PM

#117

Styhn

old hand

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 1,270

Quote:

Originally Posted by emmemere

and what exactly did I do wrong?

It's the BBV4Life way of saying "welcome to the forums", don't think too much about it.

03-11-2008 , 06:38 PM

#118

emmemere

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Ok, as long as everyone isn't secretly grumbling on the other side of there screens that I'm way out of line and being a horrible person. i just figure that since she just started the thread just looking for another one and not actually for herself to answer questions that she (and everyone else) wouldn't care if I did.

03-11-2008 , 06:42 PM

#119

yeotaJMU

Shines ELIte's Shoes

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 22,414

Quote:

Originally Posted by emmemere

confirmed she is a girl

03-11-2008 , 06:44 PM

#120

ZOMG_RIGGED!

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Quote:

confirmed she is a girl

pics or it didnt happen

03-11-2008 , 06:45 PM

#121

emmemere

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Quote:

Originally Posted by yeotaJMU

confirmed she is a girl

did the paranoia, self-doubting or lack of yelling and swearing give me away?

03-11-2008 , 06:46 PM

#122

emmemere

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ZOMG_RIGGED!

pics or it didnt happen

already stated, my avatar is me

03-11-2008 , 06:47 PM

#123

LaredoChris

adept

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 1,133

Ray's transcripts reminded me of this one:

Road trip with gf, stop at a roadside gas station/convenience store

Me: I’m going inside to get some chocolate milk, can I get you anything?
Her: No thanks, I’m fine
Me: Are you sure?
Her: Yeah, that Coke filled me up earlier

*****

<< Two minutes after pulling onto freeway >>

Her: Can I have a sip?
Me: Sure (hands her the bottle)
Her: (drinks half the pint of chocolate milk)
Me: *bangs head on steering wheel*

03-11-2008 , 06:49 PM

#124

ZOMG_RIGGED!

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What if you are evil and decided to become the first person to ever lie on the interweb?

Also, its a known fact there are no girls on the interweb. They spent their time making delicious pies, pillow-fighting in their underwear, or rolling around in baby oil, but they most certainly dont poast on the web

03-11-2008 , 06:53 PM

#125

emmemere

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ZOMG_RIGGED!

Well I do bake (in an apron I made myself) and have pillow fights...the resident boys have introduced me to the wondrous entity which is the web.

Anyways, I've seen you guys rip girls pictures in these forums, I don't really want to submit myself to being rated and judged (and of course the boyfriend didn't like the idea)

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