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03-03-2008 , 06:26 PM

#51

vaNq

veteran

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 2,303

do you liek it up the poop chute?

03-03-2008 , 06:32 PM

#52

RoundGuy

banned

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 10,247

These recent responses are becoming decidedly inappropriate (but only AFTER I rubbed one out....)

03-03-2008 , 08:37 PM

#53

Ace Smokin

old hand

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 1,657

The best thing about being a girl is shopping? I love my penis.

Frequency of masturbation?

03-03-2008 , 09:18 PM

#54

BenJay

adept

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 984

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Mayo

In other words, it's like having a penis.

lmao

03-03-2008 , 09:32 PM

#55

Strippa

newbie

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 17

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ace Smokin

Frequency of masturbation?

about 10 - 20 times per day .I just ****ing love myself.

03-03-2008 , 10:27 PM

#56

Mayo

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 50,967

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jay Riall

rofl. I'm officially a Mayo fanboi now.

Sweet, I have a modfan!

MissChriss: When you wrote:

Quote:

[MissChriss] wrote
at 5:26pm on February 15th, 2008
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Wall-to-Wall - Write on [MissChriss]'s Wall - Message - Delete

the day after Valentine's Day, were you inviting me to ask you on a post-VDay date? I must admit I have trouble interpreting signals from your kind.

Also, it seems to me that girls talk about the penises of guys they know a lot more than guys talk about the - parts - of girls they know. Is this accurate, or are my friends just kind of gay?

EDIT:

Could you keep this quiet, please?

Last edited by Mayo; 03-03-2008 at 10:50 PM. Reason: Barely veiled "MissChriss wrote on my wall" brag ldo.

03-03-2008 , 11:35 PM

#57

The Man Mulcahey

King of the Small Aviators

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,071

why does your avatar entertain me so

03-04-2008 , 09:01 AM

#58

MissChriss

old hand

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 1,764

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Man Mulcahey

why does your avatar entertain me so

cos everyone loves cats

03-04-2008 , 09:07 AM

#59

diebitter

Grotesquely Handsome

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 65,980

What is the biggest single (non-physical) difference between men and women, in your opinion?

Is this a generally true statement: "Men are stupid, and women are manipulative."?

03-04-2008 , 09:08 AM

#60

rafiki

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Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 40,829

are you excited for the Sex In the City movie ? Is that sort of what it felt like when I heard they were making more Star Wars movies (which mostly sucked) ?

03-04-2008 , 09:11 AM

#61

diebitter

Grotesquely Handsome

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 65,980

I generally hold the opinion hat the only reason women ain't really in charge and haven't already made the male population sperm-donating worker slaves is that, deep deep down women hate and distrust each other way more than any man.

I'm talking deeep, deep, deep down, so most women don't even realise it.

do you think there's any truth in this?

03-04-2008 , 09:25 AM

#62

illeagle

banned

Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 2,631

did u dildo urself with frozen dookie turd?

03-04-2008 , 09:31 AM

#63

diebitter

Grotesquely Handsome

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 65,980

Should I ban dorks who dork up this thread even trhough I'd probably get demodded for banning out of forum?

03-04-2008 , 09:34 AM

#64

KhalynYohrk

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Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 7,668

Quote:

Originally Posted by diebitter

Should I ban dorks who dork up this thread even trhough I'd probably get demodded for banning out of forum?

Its a close call.

03-04-2008 , 09:44 AM

#65

fees

LAPT San Jose Winner

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 10,627

variance: you have an extra hole in you

03-04-2008 , 09:48 AM

#66

Gr8rThanGreat

banned

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 424

Have you ever had a ginormous pen0s in your vagina? If not, do you want me to smash?

Last edited by Gr8rThanGreat; 03-04-2008 at 09:54 AM.

03-07-2008 , 11:18 AM

#67

MissChriss

old hand

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 1,764

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gr8rThanGreat

Have you ever had a ginormous pen0s in your vagina? If not, do you want me to smash?

what do you consider ginormous?

03-07-2008 , 11:21 AM

#68

MissChriss

old hand

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 1,764

Quote:

Originally Posted by Superluminal

Why do women go to the bathroom in groups?

Ive asked all girls this, and so far none of them have mentioned a cult activity, secret decoder rings or lesbianism so i dont believe them when they answer "to gossip and do each others makeup". Talking in the bathroom is a myth as far as im aware.

Me and my gang always have who-can-fart-the-loudest competions..

03-07-2008 , 11:23 AM

#69

its_just_me

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Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,289

how often do you masterbate? how many dildos do you have?

03-07-2008 , 12:00 PM

#70

O Fenômeno

the phenomenon

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 11,180

how ofen to you fantasize about me? are you aware that i am always naked when we chat on aim? do you like my room?

03-07-2008 , 01:01 PM

#71

diebitter

Grotesquely Handsome

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 65,980

LoLllll

03-07-2008 , 01:05 PM

#72

Jazzy3113

veteran

Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 2,002

You are like that girl everyone has in their office. Not really that cute, but not ugly...just plain. Really wants attention. Does silly things like make messes in the breakroom, try to plan company events, etc for attention. In the end on the back room IT guy shows you any love.

Hows this thread working out for you?