bopolis with La Cucaracha by Gipsy Kings

(Spanish)

So I see you decided to give the "submit a really famous song and hope UD has not heard of it" roulette another spin. I regret to inform you that you lost.

I mean, don't get me wrong. I like this song. But still last you are.

el_chupacabro with Yendo a la Casa de Damián by El Cuarteto De Nos

(Spanish)

If you say that technically, this is not rap, I will not even argue with you. It's rap enough for placement purposes. It feels a bit awkard to **** so much on your song the second time in a row, but I hated this.

I did not really "get" the lyrics either, but I am not going to penalize the song for that.

Bloobird with Les Hommes C'est Pas Des Mecs Bien by Grand Popo Football Club

(French)

Extremely ****ty electronic music. My second-hand embarrassment for the woman that tries to sound sensual by whispering is very, very high.

Walrein with 18, 19 by Tricot

(Japanese)

That singer is awful in a strange way.

She is not particularly annoying.
I can't point to a particular timestap and say "boy, did she make a howler here".

But she sounds ever so slightly off-tune for most of the song. If someone put me under for 4 hours, this is how music would sound to me after waking up.

e_holle with Sadeness by Enigma

(French+Latin)

Take one part liturgic music. Add one part generic whispering that does not gain anything from being sung in French. Add one part liturgic music.

Result: ****ty electronic track that is also way too long.

JMurder3 with Ne is figyelj rám (Necc Remix) by FISH!

(Magyar)

Quite an energetic pop song. Unfortunately, it's all empty calories. Somewhat pleasant to listen to, but it will take me 10 minutes at most to forget the melody.

PS It took me a lot of effort not to dock points for the twerking fat guy, but I managed to resist the temptation.

Duckburg with K Før Ærlighed by The Minds Of 99

(Danish)

Here's another entry to the "song that do not leave any impression" category. Sorry, but I am running out of things to say about these kind of songs. If you find silence to be unbearable, there are worse ways to fill, er... 4 minutes and 40 seconds?

Yep, this is definitely too long. See, I found something to say! Hurray!

PS What does "Put your K before honesty" mean? Is google translate failing me?

Gadarene with L'esercito del selfie by Takagi & Ketra

(Italian)

When I saw the title of this song (it means "The selfie army") I feared the worst. But it's not as bad as I thought it would be. Unfortunately, the lyrics (which, as the title suggest, is a critique of "Generation Z") is almost as boring as said generation tends to be (nothing personal, guys. I'm just "old and cranky. Are you yawning yet? See? Rants about how the present times suck tend to get boring. Or maybe I just suck at writing).

The music tried very hard to worm into my ear, but I think it failed to do so. The vocals are listenable. But I definitely won't listen to this one again.

I'd reward the risk for submitting a song in Italian, but let's face it: the probability I was willingly going to listen to a song with that title was quite low.

Adam33 with yet by Clammbon

(Japanese)

I don't have a great relationship with J-pop (and by that I mostly listen to it because it gets submitted to my walruses and I usually don't end up liking the submissions too much).

But this is alright. I wish the singer had a less "childish" voice, but it's not horrible, and while the music is a bit over the place in certain parts of the songs, it's great in others.

PS The singer missed a note horribly at about the 3:50 mark.