if that was an option, i might end up getting slapped more than slapping.

i just called Axs on the button, float a small Cbet on Kxx cos it's tiny, call villain's barrel when pick up a flush draw on the turn, it hits, he jams AK i flip over the nuts. commence beratement.

I don't know how many hours now I've spent reading the Pitbull Poker superuser thread in the zoo when I should be sleeping

conspiracies intrigue me I guess

worth a read though and there are some good lols in it

ROFL... That line just cracked me up.

I aim to please

in other poker news I had a +70 bet TD session last night running basically godlike

a 1.5 BI session for limit is running godlike? That would tilt me so hard.

a cursory google suggests you need a bankroll of 300 bets to play limit, so on that metric it'd be like making 25% of your roll. Sounds ok to me.

Ya, this comparison is basically meaningless. A lot more of your roll is in play so whatever level you're playing at 70 bets is a huge session.

70 bets at 2.5bb/100 is the equivalent of 2800 hands

and i like 500 bets for triple draw-- (although 300 is ok for 2-4 and lower)

ohh, ok.

so do you think its just pitbull poker that looks bad here or all the other skins too? i never figured out how poker networks are structured.

Everything related to that flashpoker network looks lolbad imo

everytime i think about people playing poker at a site where on occasion they get hands dealt face down i just crack up. I mean wtf.

you mean like FTP? LOL

since latest update ive been playing 1 card holdem on occasion

I have no clue. I've barely even heard of Pitbull Poker before today and couldn't tell you the name of even one of the skins. I think the only site that I've ever had money on that was a part of a network was Doyle's Room. (so I could play badugi when they were the only site that spread it).

At a minimum, they all look bad as a result of this though...

Wow wow wow!!!

I'm looking at Pokerstars new extreme satellites promo. This is going to be one fun August. The $7.50's for a $109 seat with 100 seats added and the $27's for a $215 seat with 100 seats added look super sweet.

Total overlay of more than a million bucks!!!!

Thumbs up Stars!!!

FYI: Latest FTP update brings cash game filters etc

They'll also have the "biggest bonus ever" which is a minimum of 100$ for each player that earned a point before the 28th of this month. It's going to trickle into the bonus accounts during the day

Classic View for life my friend

Lol cap tables for life then.
And if you play HU it's also annoying to have the tables mixed.

wait...what?

has anyone gotten > 100 for the biggest bonus ever? or are they sayings its the biggest because they have given $100 to so many players that the sum total is out of control

200$

Mine was 200 and I just started 10 days ago playing seriously on FTP.

Filters suck because under favorite I can't see plyrs/flop.

Also kinda interesting on FTP games vs Stars games.. my winrate is much better but my non showdown winnings are much worse. I've played about 60% .5/1 and 40% 1/2 and the games seem very showdown dependent to me.

Also this update feels like the death of PL and Deep tables.

PokerStars Game #31053015402: Triple Draw 2-7 Lowball Limit ($2/$4) - 2009/07/30 12:35:42 CT [2009/07/30 13:35:42 ET]
Table 'Roswitha' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: CSUfan_365 ($116 in chips)
Seat 2: SIide ($238 in chips)
Seat 3: The Sandman ($73 in chips)
Seat 4: <H|D@V€²|H> ($67 in chips)
Seat 5: SpbAndrey ($73 in chips)
Seat 6: xDKG ($360.50 in chips)
SpbAndrey: posts small blind $1
xDKG: posts big blind $2
*** DEALING HANDS ***
Dealt to xDKG [Kc 3h Jc Ks Qd]
CSUfan_365: folds
SIide: folds
CSUfan_365 leaves the table
The Sandman: folds
<H|D@V€²|H>: folds
SpbAndrey: calls $1
xDKG: checks
*** FIRST DRAW ***
SpbAndrey: discards 2 cards
xDKG: discards 4 cards [Kc Jc Ks Qd]
Dealt to xDKG [3h] [Ac 4s 2h As]
SpbAndrey: bets $2
xDKG: calls $2
*** SECOND DRAW ***
SpbAndrey: discards 1 card
xDKG: discards 2 cards [Ac As]
Dealt to xDKG [3h 4s 2h] [5h 8s]
SpbAndrey: bets $4
xDKG: raises $4 to $8
SpbAndrey: raises $4 to $12
xDKG: raises $4 to $16
Betting is capped
SpbAndrey: calls $4
*** THIRD DRAW ***
SpbAndrey: stands pat
xDKG: stands pat on [3h 4s 2h 5h 8s]
SpbAndrey: checks
xDKG: bets $4
SpbAndrey: calls $4
*** SHOW DOWN ***
xDKG: shows [5h 3h 4s 2h 8s] (Lo: 8,5,4,3,2)
SpbAndrey: mucks hand
xDKG collected $46 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $48 | Rake $2
Seat 1: CSUfan_365 folded before the Draw (didn't bet)
Seat 2: SIide folded before the Draw (didn't bet)
Seat 3: The Sandman folded before the Draw (didn't bet)
Seat 4: <H|D@V€²|H> (button) folded before the Draw (didn't bet)
Seat 5: SpbAndrey (small blind) mucked [4d 5c 6c 7d 8h]
Seat 6: xDKG (big blind) showed [5h 3h 4s 2h 8s] and won ($46) with Lo: 8,5,4,3,2

hehe look what he showed up with