If those weren't joke odds I'd be offended. Clearly, I'm the best?

LDO

I just didn't want to scare off anyone from joining the POG Last Longer..

(Notice how I completely omitted Epicurus - 2008 PSOP Champion... Or RT or AJ, or Tokyo or Aries or Kokiri or Atakdog or Vader or 64 or a seemingly endless list of poggers that could kick my poker ass)

the only reason i am not the favorite is because i am not playing

never bet against the guy running out of his mind

I'm down for a $5 ll, who's escrowing?

omg 10 min levels and 35k people?? This is gonna suck....

quoted for no reason other than that i wanted to see it in bold ...

Shortline's Final Day Playing Poker Tournament Oddysey starts now.

I'll be playing at least 10 tournaments today, so find me on Stars or Fulltilt as applsauce if you're bored and want to sweat. I may post hands and updates in here.

You can also find me in POGCHAT!

gl shorty!

Just survive fifteen flips...

update:

busted out of everything so far, including a fun 2 outer in a huge pot. now in the million and the 55 on stars. still to come: the 750k and the second chance, perhaps the mulligan, perhaps the $109 tokyo referred me to.

215 horse and omaha hi/lo? These are my favorite tournies and there is an overlay every week.

and the 215r but I never play that.

busted every tournament today.

hoo boy

i just signed up for a sng, forgot all about it and finished in 4th

pokerstars is rigged against me. Even a fish should be able to do better at DoNs than I've done this month.

I've pretty much quit trying.

newsflash.

i ran good this weekend! i played 36 tournies (i'm a grinder yo) and finished something like 25BIs up. more than doubled my roll. i may be able to move up soon!

within a couple minutes of each other...

Hand #1
Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN: $82.30
Hero (SB): $52.00
BB: $47.45
UTG: $88.15
MP: $30.35
CO: $52.90

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is SB with A A
UTG raises to $2, MP calls $2, CO calls $2, BTN raises to $8, Hero raises to $23, 4 folds, BTN raises to $82.30 all in, Hero calls $29 all in

Flop: ($110.50) 3 2 3 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: ($110.50) 9 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($110.50) K (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $110.50
BTN shows K K (a full house, Kings full of Threes)
Hero shows A A (two pair, Aces and Threes)
BTN wins $107.50
(Rake: $3.00)


and then this gem...just 95% to win...

Hand #2
Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (UTG): $70.80
CO: $36.45
BTN: $136.05
SB: $108.20
BB: $46.70

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is UTG with A A
Hero raises to $2, CO raises to $4.50, 3 folds, Hero raises to $14.50, CO calls $10

Flop: ($29.75) T 8 5 (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $21.95 all in, Hero calls $21.95

Turn: ($73.65) K (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($73.65) Q (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $73.65
Hero shows A A (a pair of Aces)
CO shows A J (a straight, Ten to Ace)
CO wins $71.65
(Rake: $2.00)


dslkghdlahkgaldsfgkhadhg

*kills self with own mouse*

haven't you won like 100 bi in the past 3 weeks?

not the point

You know, for all my whining about how bad I run, I feel it's only fair to post when I run good.

Last 48 tournies.

1st - 12
2nd - 8
3rd - 8

+36 buyins. +75% ROI or so.

I should have known it was too good to last. Decided to move up and played a set of 27s. Went 0/12. Just dropped 20 of the 36 buyins I've made at the 16s. I hate my life.

have you heard of stoploss? Your BR management sounds like it sucks.

It looked like a crappy movie.

I'm not sure how you can tell about my BR management just from what I've posted. I had 35 buyins when I took a shot at the 27s, which isn't a lot, but given I plan on moving back down, it's fine.

maybe you should play DoNs. But whoever talks about low variance in those is full of **** (though it may be that I just went through a swing that only .001% of winning DoN players will ever experience)

Has kyro ever won money playing poker?