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09-21-2013 , 07:57 PM
oh man, looks like im about to go on a pub toast bender
09-21-2013 , 08:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Felix the Cat
i am on the phone with my grandma

highlights of the first minute: the LORD awoke her from sleep to examine her plumbing
God woke me up one time

I had turned my alarm off but then dozed off instead of getting up

at roughly the last minute that I could have woken up and still made it to work on time, I woke up suddenly, thinking I had heard someone shout my name.

There was no one around who could have done it.
09-21-2013 , 08:23 PM
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Originally Posted by amplify
was it a sequel to theiliad?
nice
09-21-2013 , 08:34 PM
IM DRUNK
TTELL ME SOMETYHINFG UNT O F DO
09-21-2013 , 08:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Thingyman
IM DRUNK
TTELL ME SOMETYHINFG UNT O F DO
go talk to a woman in person
09-21-2013 , 08:48 PM
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Originally Posted by kioshk
sing Call Me Maybe, Thingy.
i sscvtyually did this with my phon, but cant publish tit to iytouebe or send ti to my email because file is too big
09-21-2013 , 08:57 PM
There are other video sharing sites if you want to publish tits.
09-21-2013 , 08:58 PM
Challenge a random person to a 30 second rap battle in Danish.
09-21-2013 , 09:02 PM
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Originally Posted by iversonian
why is your jesus black?
poor white balance

(no puns intended)

Spoiler:


09-21-2013 , 09:03 PM
looks like a typical belgian soccer player
09-21-2013 , 09:09 PM
Enter my sheep! Reveals tonight. http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/59...sheep-1373781/
09-21-2013 , 10:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Thingyman
IM DRUNK
TTELL ME SOMETYHINFG UNT O F DO
hi
09-21-2013 , 11:20 PM
I just got back from Olive Gardens never ending pasta bowl. Damn, for $10 that is one awesome deal. Shoot, the salad and bread sticks alone are probably worth it.

I'm stuffed.
09-21-2013 , 11:28 PM
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Originally Posted by well named
few pages behind but grats kokiri on your jerb!
Even further behind, but yes to this!
09-21-2013 , 11:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Mark_K
I just got back from Olive Gardens never ending pasta bowl. Damn, for $10 that is one awesome deal. Shoot, the salad and bread sticks alone are probably worth it.

I'm stuffed.
What'd you get? I'm all about:

1. Spaghetti with meat sauce
2. Penne with Five Cheese Marinara
3. Fettuccine Alfredo

I've seen a person order Fettuccine Alfredo for $11.99, be told by the server that they could get the same size plus refills for $9.99, and reply kindly with "No thanks, I don't think I'll need any refills." Perhaps the server ended up charging them $9.99 anyway.
09-21-2013 , 11:56 PM
i went to olive garden once. i turned up my snob nose
09-22-2013 , 12:38 AM
Spent a large part of my morning (after walking through the cradle of ****ing forestry for 4 miles) holed up in a corner of the pisgah country store that wasn't getting rain. The last two days were brutal...the only time I have intentionally cut short a planned trip. The elevation changes through unmaintained trail were just insane.
09-22-2013 , 12:44 AM
Oh yea, I got lost to the tune of 3-4 miles my first night because I missed a turnoff. Decided to detour around the mountain I wanted to camp atop that night. Eventually made the top of what I somehow thought was this same mountain. Woke up to catch it about 2 miles south of me, with a giant saddle separating the peaks.

The other totally awesome "getting lost" story involved taking an old section of unmaintained trail that took a vastly different direction than the slightly newer but still unmaintained trail. It had more blazes then the actual section but I knew I was in the wrong place when I saw etched into the side of a wood post "im turning around"
09-22-2013 , 01:01 AM
tbob sounds like bilbo baggins being forced to go on the adventure with the dwarves
09-22-2013 , 01:32 AM
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Originally Posted by TBobLP
Oh yea, I got lost to the tune of 3-4 miles my first night because I missed a turnoff. Decided to detour around the mountain I wanted to camp atop that night. Eventually made the top of what I somehow thought was this same mountain. Woke up to catch it about 2 miles south of me, with a giant saddle separating the peaks.

The other totally awesome "getting lost" story involved taking an old section of unmaintained trail that took a vastly different direction than the slightly newer but still unmaintained trail. It had more blazes then the actual section but I knew I was in the wrong place when I saw etched into the side of a wood post "im turning around"
Did you bring a gps or cell phone w/gps?

My garmin is great when trying to figure out where the hell I am. And the battery lasts forever.
09-22-2013 , 01:37 AM
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Originally Posted by IBeDrummin
What'd you get? I'm all about:

1. Spaghetti with meat sauce
2. Penne with Five Cheese Marinara
3. Fettuccine Alfredo

I've seen a person order Fettuccine Alfredo for $11.99, be told by the server that they could get the same size plus refills for $9.99, and reply kindly with "No thanks, I don't think I'll need any refills." Perhaps the server ended up charging them $9.99 anyway.
OMG.

My go-to is Spaghetti with meat sauce. I got Penne with five cheese Marinara for lunch tomorrow and my son ordered the Fettuccine Alfredo which he shared with me.

I also like their plain marinara but didn't have room for that.
09-22-2013 , 01:56 AM
my very small senior class went to olive garden for our graduation lunch. the overweight nerd of the group ordered the 'tour of italy' (their biggest meal?) and we all made fun of him.

he got the last laugh though.. he designs spaceships now :/
09-22-2013 , 02:27 AM
Anarchist is just refusing to post here, and the margin is down to 14. I'm gonna get it down to single digits just to taunt him, but I've got this won.

His new avatar will take some thought. Red Sox maybe, or something anti Tri-State.
09-22-2013 , 02:33 AM
Nancy Pelosi

I played poker today at borgata with some dude who looks like vyk posts. No accent though and I was too scared to ask if we were internet friends
09-22-2013 , 02:54 AM
i am so pissed off they named a street in golden gate park after nancy pelosi that ****ing war criminal

      
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