Porch monkey is a racial slur i think.

Oh yeah I knew I had heard it before in a film but couldn't place it.

I shoulda just told master to keep his incessant politarding confined to the quarantine thread.

My question was about sports obv

as much as I love beer, and pizza, it's really hard to enjoy them both together

the flavors just don't jive

maybe I just haven't found the right combination?

that is about the worst opinion I've ever heard

pizza alone strikes a balance of acid and base

beer throws it way off kilter


see also: red wine w/ red-sauce pasta

Bud light probably goes better with pizza than anything that brings its own taste to the table.

Red wine and red sauce pasta are like two Italians talking over each other, the last mouthful getting the last word in.

Indian spices and yogurt are amazing together. Might be the biggest difference in all foods in terms of eating separately vs together.

I leave for europe and thread dies. well done nerds

i ate two jars of pickles last night. i have a pickle hangover

Never once in my life have I said "man, I really feel like eating two jars of pickles".

You probably just ate three weeks worth of salt and your body is begging you to flush it out. Maybe a nice two week celery root - beet - daikon radish juice cleanse.

It's not the first time I ate two jars of pickles

I can't imagine what this guy's child support bill looked like before he got whacked

I ate 1/2 of one of those giant pickles you find at fairs (or the edge of the counter at your local deli...) I had enough. That was a heck of a lot of salt and vinegar.

2 jars? Baby food jar size?

Why?

they better at least have been claussen and not some bull**** cooked pickles

they were whole foods brand whole dill pickles. normal size jars.

i have one more bottle of expensive super spicy pickles that cost like $9. i'll eat those when my hangover wears off.

rip hugh. bump that old dead people thread.

when's the baby due filthy?

Not yet. If I heard you did go on a rampage, I'm not sure how surprised I'd be.

downton abbey(rewatch)

i couldn't answer this before because of game integrity for 20 questions game

sometimes they don't even give a knowing nod! like someone will do some life changing favor for them and they'll of course be super appreciative, but they don't show their thanks in anyway at all... sometimes. like they'll just walk away.

also if i was actor in that show, and doing their background chatter at their really fancy parties, i'd probably tell fart jokes and just really offensive tasteless stuff. obviously i mean when you're supposed to be having a conversation but there is no audio

those scenes are interesting to watch. some of the actors are really bad at it. you can see them operating at a much lower gear, almost like they are turned off. that is probably a directing choice though, but it's a poor one, especially when they have a line that is meant to be heard and it's in contrast with their switched off background chatter mode

I just started watching Homeland season 1. Liking it so far.