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02-22-2012 , 01:08 AM

#6651

Anarchist

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Quote:

Originally Posted by gder402

goals for tommorow

go to every class
win at ping pong
talk to someone i dont know

Lofty

02-22-2012 , 01:09 AM

#6652

pwnsall

CFBBPC

Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 66,212

Those goals are decent imo

02-22-2012 , 01:09 AM

#6653

Anarchist

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Sun Tzu

yeah, what would your life be like if it could be however you wanted?

Rich, successful, happy blah blah blah

02-22-2012 , 01:09 AM

#6654

gder402

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my mom called me today and told me my dog had died

02-22-2012 , 01:09 AM

#6655

Anarchist

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1 anchovie is too many!

02-22-2012 , 01:10 AM

#6656

Sun Tzu

laconic

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 84,770

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anarchist

I have ocd and suicidal ideations

I spend a lot of time hoping I die so my organs can be donated to save people

you could take suicide up a notch in terms of ambition and want to eliminate all other people too

so your plan can be to kill yourself after you're the last one left

02-22-2012 , 01:10 AM

#6657

Aaronk56's Son

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Anarchist

I have nowhere to go when I get out

My dad has my keys

Come to Syracuse. You can have my porch. It's like 3x12. Gets kind of cold and snow drifts in but I would get you a tarp. Assuming you pay for it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anarchist

They make you wear hospital gowns, not be naked u fool

Still hot

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sun Tzu

if they put me in a hospital gown, I would take it off and walk around naked

maybe wear it like a loincloth or something

Would be a good step towards furthering his insanity.

goals for tommorow

go to every class
workout
learn chemistry

02-22-2012 , 01:10 AM

#6658

gder402

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my dog did not die

02-22-2012 , 01:10 AM

#6659

derm

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Sun Tzu

we should break anarchist out and go to an amusement park

id be so in.
tbh we should just create some sort of pog crime syndicate!
ive always wanted to rob a bank, just for the heck of it.
cant be that hard right?

guess i just watch too many heist movies

02-22-2012 , 01:11 AM

#6660

filthyvermin

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super hot bakery girl: here is your soup

Filthy: thanks! ummm.... so.... is there anything here that you think is particularly good?

Filthy subtext: please!! i am begging you! just give me something. anything! please god! please! i am so lonely!

hot chick subtext: uh oh, is this guy hitting on me? i see the desperate look in his eye

bakery girl: hmmm... the almond croissants. they are the best you ever had in your life

so next time i go in i am going to get the almond ****ing croissant that i have absolutely 0 interest in, and i am going to tell her that it's cheating on my diet. i have to make weight because i am a boxer and i have a fight coming up in 2 weeks.

02-22-2012 , 01:11 AM

#6661

Sun Tzu

laconic

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 84,770

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anarchist

Rich, successful, happy blah blah blah

successful at what?

like a rap star?

athlete?

movie director?

02-22-2012 , 01:11 AM

#6662

gder402

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i assume akson means romantic chemistry

02-22-2012 , 01:12 AM

#6663

Anarchist

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Sun Tzu

you could take suicide up a notch in terms of ambition and want to eliminate all other people too

so your plan can be to kill yourself after you're the last one left

No

I don't want to hurt other people

02-22-2012 , 01:12 AM

#6664

Sun Tzu

laconic

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 84,770

Quote:

Originally Posted by filthyvermin

what is this boxer stuff and why didn't you just ask her out?

02-22-2012 , 01:12 AM

#6665

Anarchist

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Sun Tzu

successful at what?

like a rap star?

athlete?

movie director?

Not sure

Don't really care

02-22-2012 , 01:13 AM

#6666

Sun Tzu

laconic

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 84,770

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anarchist

No

I don't want to hurt other people

that's even more ambitious

let's kill every single human being with carbon monoxide

02-22-2012 , 01:13 AM

#6667

gder402

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filthy is a psycho. youre going to lie to her?

how do you justify this?

02-22-2012 , 01:13 AM

#6668

Aaronk56's Son

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Quote:

Originally Posted by filthyvermin

Bah! And Annie calls himself crazy.

Quote:

Originally Posted by gder402

i assume akson means romantic chemistry

I am going to brew a love potion and give it to a girl I like. in other words roofie a slut

02-22-2012 , 01:13 AM

#6669

Anarchist

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Filthy

Ask hot chick out

Do it for me

And post tr

with pics

02-22-2012 , 01:14 AM

#6670

VarianceMinefield

banned

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 57,722

Quote:

Originally Posted by filthyvermin

damn man ur confidence is really shaken

her response didnt indicate any of that subtext

02-22-2012 , 01:14 AM

#6671

Anarchist

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Sun Tzu

that's even more ambitious

let's kill every single human being with carbon monoxide

Not in

02-22-2012 , 01:14 AM

#6672

Sun Tzu

laconic

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 84,770

Quote:

Originally Posted by derm

id be so in.
tbh we should just create some sort of pog crime syndicate!
ive always wanted to rob a bank, just for the heck of it.
cant be that hard right?

guess i just watch too many heist movies

pog bank robber gang
sun
mcavoy
derm