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10-31-2009 , 04:16 AM

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riverfish1

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so using massive quantities of olive oilk apparnetly does work. i had a nice family/value sized bottle of expensive ass evvo and i used easily 1/8 of that **** in ym hair. now the only problem is how the **** do i get olive oild ouit of my hair???

thought atl east its soft as opposed to helemt hair.

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10-31-2009 , 04:28 AM

#23827

Luckbox Inc

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Originally Posted by riverfish1

dish washing detergent would probably work since its formulated for that sort of stuff

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10-31-2009 , 06:04 AM

#23828

kokiri

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Mark - that's, err, awesome.

In other news 'sexytime' has been added to the list of banworthy words once i go green,

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10-31-2009 , 09:14 AM

#23829

CPFB

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Originally Posted by kokiri

Mark - that's, err, awesome.

In other news 'sexytime' has been added to the list of banworthy words once i go green,

ban kokiri

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10-31-2009 , 09:15 AM

#23830

CPFB

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Mark,

That is funny! I don't look forward to that either.

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10-31-2009 , 12:20 PM

#23831

Mark_K

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Originally Posted by buckyb88

Mark, how old is she? you should have held up 8 fingers and asked her how many she can see. Would she have been able to figure that out?

Yeah, she would answer that without a problem or hestitation. Damn these schools these days!!! (She has daily speed math drills)

She would be completely consistent with her answer. It was always the same distance to the right. In the eye doctors waiting room, she even colored outside the lines on a coloring page because "she couldn't tell where the lines ended."

However, one clue that was consistant thoughout: It never affected her daily activities. She didn't have problems doing work at school. She wrote and read fine. Never had problems walking or using things.

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10-31-2009 , 12:24 PM

#23832

OnThInIcE911

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lol Mark that is a great story.

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10-31-2009 , 12:28 PM

#23833

OnThInIcE911

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Originally Posted by ElliotR

If you are depressed by this instead of wondering how you skated by another month without her figuring out that she's too good for you you need to find another girl imo.

This is probably legit advice.

I was semi joking in my post though and we do celebrate our yearly anniversary of when we started dating.

But I do feel like we have been dating too long and am starting to get claustrophobic from the feeling of being tied down.

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10-31-2009 , 12:40 PM

#23834

clowntable

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she even colored outside the lines on a coloring page because "she couldn't tell where the lines ended."

Haha love it. Teach her poker as soon as she can use a computer imo...get her an account, put some money down on say FTP set filters to only a certain BI of SNGs and tell her to make as much as she can. Possibly tell her it's play money and you just want to see if she can beat this new game.
If she can; tell her the truth, let her cash out a nice chunk as a reward and gogogo.

(this is assuming she'll win)

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10-31-2009 , 01:47 PM

#23835

Zurvan

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Originally Posted by OnThInIcE911

How long?

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10-31-2009 , 01:51 PM

#23836

alice16

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Originally Posted by OnThInIcE911

But I do feel like we have been dating too long and am starting to get claustrophobic from the feeling of being tied down.

yes how long?

i used to have a junk theory that everyone should get engaged after one year of dating and just get married already. was also firmly against living together before marriage.

i have tossed both those theories.

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10-31-2009 , 02:24 PM

#23837

BobOjedaFan

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Originally Posted by Mark_K

For anyone that has or going to have kids (looking at you CPFB):

My six year old daughter two weeks ago said she was seeing double. I figured it was no big deal because she casually brought it up and I figured she was tired and one of her eyes wandered...

Well, this week she said she was still seeing double. I asked if the problem went away if she closed one eye. She said no. That she would see double images in either eye even if the other eye was closed. Needless to say, I was greatly disturbed by this.

The next day I questioned her more about it and she was dead serious...

We got an appointment with an ophthalmologist the next day for the following day. The ophthalmologist did a bunch of tests and concluded that her eyes were fine and that she was probably making it up...

Argh...

After a little more digging my wife found out that my daughters friend at school just got glasses and that my daughter loved the idea of getting glasses. Also that she watched a TV show (Charlie and Lola) where the girl fakes needing glasses so her parents would get them for her.

Well there goes the money for one doctor bill up in smoke...

BTW, my daughter said today: "Guess what? I don't see double anymore..." (no kidding)

I still am amazed that my 6 year old daughter can look me in the face and pull off a straight lie. And completely stick to the story. I am so so so worried what I'm going to be faced with in 7 years... (are leashes/chains illegal?)

I suggest you teach her a lesson now then. Tell her that the doctor wants to see her again. Go to a fake doctor who is really your friend , ahve him perform fake tests and then have him conclude that the only cure to her problem is living in the South Pole for one year, and her parents can't come with her. Dead serious about this btw.

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10-31-2009 , 02:24 PM

#23838

Cueballmania

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My local KFC.

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10-31-2009 , 02:27 PM

#23839

OnThInIcE911

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Originally Posted by Zurvan

How long?

um 4 years now I believe.

With a decent sized break in the middle.

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10-31-2009 , 02:27 PM

#23840

BobOjedaFan

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what cuz pot is marijauna? is that why this is funny, i mean this is how you SPELL pot pies isnt it?

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10-31-2009 , 02:30 PM

#23841

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Originally Posted by BobOjedaFan

substitute south pole with surgery and you have a legit plan.

I think the idea of getting your eyes cut because of lieing might have a more lasting effect.

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10-31-2009 , 02:48 PM

#23842

BobOjedaFan

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lol ok after rethinking it maybe my plan isn't the best thing to do to a kid, lol

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10-31-2009 , 02:49 PM

#23843

buckyb88

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Coloring outside the lines is awesome. How old is she? Seriously get her an account playing low limit sngs and profit.

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10-31-2009 , 02:55 PM

#23844

Mark_K

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Originally Posted by OnThInIcE911

substitute south pole with surgery and you have a legit plan.

I think the idea of getting your eyes cut because of lieing might have a more lasting effect.

Yeah and when she calls your bluff???

Sometimes you have to realize when you're outmatched.

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10-31-2009 , 02:57 PM

#23845

BobOjedaFan

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Originally Posted by OnThInIcE911

I no longer acknowledge my anniversary because it just reminds me how long I have been with the same woman and it is depressing.

God I'd be petrified to post something like this. Ya know these posts don't go away for like five years. I hope she doesn't google youre handles and find this stuff, women are more clever than we give them credit for.

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10-31-2009 , 02:59 PM

#23846

BobOjedaFan

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Originally Posted by Mark_K

Yeah and when she calls your bluff???

Sometimes you have to realize when you're outmatched.

lololo, cmon outmatched, she is a child. Ok maybe trying to scar her is going to far, just tell her you found out she lied and punish her. Thatll stop her when she is a teenager.

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10-31-2009 , 03:01 PM

#23847

riverfish1

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bobo i think you'd be surprised at how manipulative, stubborn, and unpredictable kids can be at times.

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10-31-2009 , 03:33 PM

#23848

McAvoy

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Originally Posted by riverfish1

bobo i think you'd be surprised at how manipulative, stubborn, and unpredictable kids women can be at are all the time.

FYP

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10-31-2009 , 03:48 PM

#23849

OnThInIcE911

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Originally Posted by BobOjedaFan

meh if shes crazy enough to sift through the 10k posts I have made the last 6th months than she wins.

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10-31-2009 , 03:49 PM

#23850

reno expat

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Originally Posted by BobOjedaFan

its nice to have bobo back instead of that pussy pyramidscheme

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