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04-02-2015 , 04:52 PM
mafiascum is **** tier anyway, it's fine
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04-02-2015 , 05:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Dgz Confuse rei
Also isnt the confirmation thing only for game 1 as of now? Thats what the pm i got said
Wait am I suppose to have gotten a PM?
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04-02-2015 , 05:18 PM
Confirming
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04-02-2015 , 05:21 PM
I'm a pistachio. That is all I have to say at this moment. Carry on.
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04-02-2015 , 05:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Robozerim
I'm a pistachio. That is all I have to say at this moment. Carry on.
I didn't think Canadia had any pistachios. Something doesn't add up. I'm afraid we're going to have to have the sheep inspector peek under your wool.
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04-02-2015 , 05:48 PM
I can neither confirm nor deny my participation nor my status as a pistachio.



(Okay, I can confirm both.)
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04-02-2015 , 06:00 PM
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Originally Posted by spruce
I didn't think Canadia had any pistachios. Something doesn't add up. I'm afraid we're going to have to have the sheep inspector peek under your wool.
Oh my! How bold! I do hope the inspector is attractive.
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04-02-2015 , 06:09 PM
I also hope they have some thick gloves too, steel wool isn't exactly silky smooth.
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04-02-2015 , 06:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Thingyman
nope
fun fact: i made a post in the internet's first ever online game of mafia which was on gray labyrinth

yeah that's right oogle my giant e-peen
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04-02-2015 , 06:32 PM
damn we all have to wait till game 5 for Fiction to slaughter the entire competition
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04-02-2015 , 06:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Robozerim
I also hope they have some thick gloves too, steel wool isn't exactly silky smooth.
They don't need gloves, they use probes.
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04-02-2015 , 06:43 PM
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Originally Posted by spruce
They don't need gloves, they use probes.
Oh dear....I'm feeling kind of nervous. I hope they're gentle, it'll be my first time.
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04-02-2015 , 07:10 PM
They're always very polite with Canadians.
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04-02-2015 , 07:29 PM
Yes...I can see it now.

"Would you be so kind as to prostrate yourself for ease of access? We know you had many choices for those who would probe you today, and we greatly appreciate you choosing us. Now, please relax, you are going to be suffering ungodly levels of pain. We recommend you take it easy afterwards for a few days to allow for the resulting difficulty of walking to fade away. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause."
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04-02-2015 , 07:58 PM
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Originally Posted by TehBankertin
Wait am I suppose to have gotten a PM?
I didn't bother sending one to you and a few others, because I had already gathered that you were 100 % confirmed and good with the date/line-up of names:P
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04-02-2015 , 09:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Thingyman
I didn't bother sending one to you and a few others, because I had already gathered that you were 100 % confirmed and good with the date/line-up of names:P
Ok sweet I was more worried my PMs were broken or something :P
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04-02-2015 , 09:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Robozerim
Yes...I can see it now.

"Would you be so kind as to prostrate yourself for ease of access? We know you had many choices for those who would probe you today, and we greatly appreciate you choosing us. Now, please relax, you are going to be suffering ungodly levels of pain. We recommend you take it easy afterwards for a few days to allow for the resulting difficulty of walking to fade away. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause."
As a Canadian legally are you required to say "I'm sorry" for screaming in pain and possibly hurting the prober's eardrums?
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04-02-2015 , 09:15 PM
As a Canadian I would be courteous enough to think ahead and properly gag myself so as to avoid such a situation.
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04-02-2015 , 09:32 PM
We are bound by law to say sorry after any unfavorable altercation regardless of whether or not it's our fault
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04-02-2015 , 09:47 PM
That's what I figured. The gag is courteous.
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04-03-2015 , 01:20 AM
Are Canadians apologising for being Canadians?
Have the Yankees Brainwashed them in to being subservient?
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04-03-2015 , 01:23 AM
Oh and Robo?
I am afraid the probe isn't the worst of it.
Then there is the sheep dip to go through.
Don't worry, most survive it.
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04-03-2015 , 01:23 AM
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Originally Posted by timewave
Are Canadians apologising for being Canadians?
Have the Yankees Brainwashed them in to being subservient?
I'm sorry, but no. I do not apologize for being Canadian. I do, however, on occasion apologize about how I have no intention of apologizing for something.
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04-03-2015 , 01:25 AM
I am too polite as to speak for all Canadians on that matter, though. It would be rude of me to presume that none of them apologize for being Canadian.
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04-03-2015 , 01:26 AM
As a welcome to 2+2, we suggest any of you interested in getting to know the crowd to come be a part of our Turbo-ing core.

Sign ups on the main forum page usually every night. Games usually take no more than an hour and are very fun. Great way to get to know some of the regs around here and we could use some more dedicated players on the turbo circuit
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