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04-21-2015 , 01:55 PM

#26

fidstar-poker

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because they are not funny

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04-21-2015 , 01:55 PM

#27

fidstar-poker

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get it?

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04-21-2015 , 01:55 PM

#28

fidstar-poker

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that's the joke.

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04-21-2015 , 01:56 PM

#29

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Last edited by Morphismus; 04-21-2015 at 04:35 PM.

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04-21-2015 , 01:56 PM

#30

fidstar-poker

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we ask the hard hitting questions here.

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04-21-2015 , 01:56 PM

#31

fidstar-poker

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30 posts in one thread seems about enough dribble

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04-21-2015 , 01:56 PM

#32

fidstar-poker

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

30 posts in one thread seems about enough dribble

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04-21-2015 , 01:59 PM

#33

goobenstein

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Who is the "it" girl ages between 20-25 these day?

Taylor Swift is 25...if you like women who look like Siamese cats. Of course if your eyes are closed then it doesn't matter.

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04-21-2015 , 02:02 PM

#34

goobenstein

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Selena Gomez is 22 if you like sloppy Bieber seconds.

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04-21-2015 , 02:04 PM

#35

goobenstein

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Kate Upton is 22 if you like big titties.

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04-21-2015 , 02:20 PM

#36

fidstar-poker

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Originally Posted by goobenstein

Taylor Swift is 25...if you like women who look like Siamese cats. Of course if your eyes are closed then it doesn't matter.

Can't take WH1's girl

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Originally Posted by goobenstein

Selena Gomez is 22 if you like sloppy Bieber seconds.

While she's okay, there is something about her face that doesn't do it for me.

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Kate Upton is 22 if you like big titties.

Another one who is obviously hot, that doesn't do it for me.

Victoria Justice is pretty hot, but I don't know if she is going to grow up to be anything more than a D grade celeb

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04-21-2015 , 02:20 PM

#37

goobenstein

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Here you go Fidstar...there is no doubt you will get laid:

Miley Cyrus and Patrick Schwarzenegger are taking a break after five months of dating, multiple sources tell Us Weekly.

I would suggest Miley and her twerking skills but Patrick is available as well if you prefer an outtie instead of an innie.

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04-21-2015 , 02:25 PM

#38

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Miley is a dog, though I'm sure she would do anything in bed, including a dog.

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04-21-2015 , 02:29 PM

#39

djevans

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Miley is a dog, though I'm sure she would do anything in bed, including a dog.

she actually won't do a dog but she did practice this twist which is pretty good.

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04-21-2015 , 02:35 PM

#40

fidstar-poker

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Originally Posted by djevans

she actually won't do a dog but she did practice this twist which is pretty good.

comes with a side serving of herpies

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04-21-2015 , 02:53 PM

#41

goobenstein

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How about Emma Watson?

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04-21-2015 , 02:56 PM

#42

fidstar-poker

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cute, but not hot

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04-21-2015 , 04:10 PM

#43

Morphismus

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Originally Posted by goobenstein

Taylor Swift is 25...if you like women who look like Siamese cats.

Nonsense...she is 25 no matter if you do like such women or not. For some time to come that is.

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Originally Posted by goobenstein

Selena Gomez is 22 if you like sloppy Bieber seconds.

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Originally Posted by goobenstein

Kate Upton is 22 if you like big titties.

see above

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04-21-2015 , 04:23 PM

#44

goobenstein

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Originally Posted by Morphismus

Nonsense...she is 25 no matter if you do like such women or not. For some time to come that is.

see above

I see what you mean. I am from the southern part of the US so English is not my native language. Next time I will be attempt to be grammatically correct.