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04-21-2015 , 01:31 PM

djevans

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So i'm sitting at the local casino with $300 in front of me and the table is pretty spewy and talkative.

UTG raises to $10
The whole table calls (whole table has around $200 - $300 effective)
And I look down at K

in the BB

I already have my $2 in there but I decide to fold because when does KT ever flop well?

Well the flop is Q

Pot is already $90
UTG bets out $30
4 people call

Turn is a nice A

UTG bets $55
every one folds!
UTG flips over ATo and scoops

Oh the humanity!

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04-21-2015 , 01:46 PM

fidstar-poker

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lol you sound like the guy at every table that says "Ahh i would have flopped top two if I hadn't folded on a 257 flop".

I immediately stick them in the fish basket.

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04-21-2015 , 01:47 PM

fidstar-poker

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Also you need to raise either the flop or turn. You have the nuts, what are you scared of?

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04-21-2015 , 01:47 PM

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04-21-2015 , 01:48 PM

fidstar-poker

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of BBV****you

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04-21-2015 , 01:48 PM

fidstar-poker

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I need a youngen to pine over.

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04-21-2015 , 01:49 PM

fidstar-poker

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Who is the "it" girl ages between 20-25 these day?

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04-21-2015 , 01:49 PM

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04-21-2015 , 01:49 PM

#10

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She has nice hair, but

Last edited by Morphismus; 04-21-2015 at 04:25 PM.

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04-21-2015 , 01:50 PM

#11

fidstar-poker

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Some people say I have ADD

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04-21-2015 , 01:50 PM

#12

fidstar-poker

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Do you know I own a bike?

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04-21-2015 , 01:50 PM

#13

fidstar-poker

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not really I was lying just to impress you.

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04-21-2015 , 01:50 PM

#14

fidstar-poker

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did it work?

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04-21-2015 , 01:51 PM

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Last edited by Morphismus; 04-21-2015 at 04:29 PM.

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04-21-2015 , 01:51 PM

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Last edited by Morphismus; 04-21-2015 at 04:14 PM.

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04-21-2015 , 01:51 PM

#17

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And I'm not easily impressed

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Last edited by Morphismus; 04-21-2015 at 04:15 PM.

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04-21-2015 , 01:51 PM

#19

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i miss Homer Simpson being relevant.

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04-21-2015 , 01:52 PM

#20

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remember in Season 1 when he tries to catch the rabbit and it gets flung over the horizon.

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04-21-2015 , 01:52 PM

#21

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animal cruelty can be hilarious*

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04-21-2015 , 01:52 PM

#22

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*these opinions are not the opinions of 2+2 management**

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04-21-2015 , 01:53 PM

#23

fidstar-poker

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** 2+2 management believes in <insert something funny>

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04-21-2015 , 01:54 PM

#24

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see how I couldn't think of something funny so I wrote <inset something funny>

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04-21-2015 , 01:54 PM

#25

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Last edited by Morphismus; 04-21-2015 at 04:46 PM.

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