1. **** you thirdsday
2. Mr. Sheep where are you
3. Mr. FranFran number three now because missing person alert for Mr. Sheep
4. **** working whatever I'm over it.
5. Fiddles you are not on the
6. same line as sammy are you pleased
7. Natamus wtf man come on
8. Gypsie now you're just saying that to make me feel bad

Hai Mr. Folding! Sheep is doing fine.

ok

Mr. Sheep is doing all the work Sammy says he does!

I solved the mystery.

Fidstar is winning this month

Sammy doesn't watch the Eurovision song contest, but Sammy was just made aware of something very disturbing. They spoke to the Danish contestant in the news just now, and it turns out she's not even Danish. She was born and raised in Australia and then came to Denmark to get her education. As if it wasn't enough we're gonna have an Australien queen, now they are gonna let an Aussie represent us at the Eurovision. Sammy doesn't care about that contest, but this just pisses him off. She'll be performing in tonight's semi final. Sammy hopes she falls on stage and everyone laughs at her. She can't even speak proper Danish.

arghhhhhhhhh beer drunk pork.

the fak is eurosong, sammy you are being a girl again

That's actually not too bad for Eurovision standards. I predict she will proceed to the finals.

tbh, I like the Danish entry more than the German one:

Here is the representative from Oz:



Are you excited Fid?

Is this surprising?

If an Aussie does something at an average level, then goes to Denmark, they instantly become the best at it there.

That Queen of yours was a topless barmaid in Australia.

Wow, the Croatian entry. That's classic Eurovision 101.

...to be fair, that just means she was a barmaid in Australia.

Wth, why are Australia in the contest as a country? Sammy thought is was for Europe only.

...what's going on in Belgium?

Nobody can speak proper Danish, it's just some drunken dyslexic kind of German. Also I do not follow your (drag) queen kind of developments but why is she from Australia?

Morph - Stop it. This is as bad as your classical YouTube fetish.

The Aussies are super-enthusiastic about the Eurovision song contest for years, so they just allowed them to enter.

I'm going to be there twice in the near future so I guess they kind of need to even the score

...but you're supposed to be super-enthusiastic about this!

but she did put on a great ping pong show after the pub closed.

Because our Crown Prince married her

I thought Royalty was only allowed to marry Royalty