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Today I was called a racist for shortening North Koreans to Norks, and then I googled it and found out that norks is an Australian (not Aussie: I'm no racist) term for boobies. So it wasn't a complete waste of a day at work.

How can you be racist towards just North Koreans? Prejudice sure. Pejorative you betcha. But I'm pretty sure for it to be a racial slur it has to be against Koreans at large.

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the more you know

Edit: go back and tell her you're not racist you were using a pejorative term and oh by the way she's an ******* for being ignorant and not knowing the difference.

Then offer to let her sit on your face in exchange for a David blowie.

04-14-2017 , 04:30 PM

#802

suitedjustice

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I don't think Nork is any more pejorative than Brit or Aussie or Jew or WASP. It's just a shortening.

04-14-2017 , 04:39 PM

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Natamus

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Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

I don't think Nork is any more pejorative than Brit or Aussie or Jew or WASP. It's just a shortening.

Then you demand that David Blowie

04-14-2017 , 04:42 PM

#804

Colin_Piddle

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Nat- I hope you get the justice you deserve

Sheep I am watching the replay of the world track cycling champs, I hope you have been watching my friend.

04-14-2017 , 04:58 PM

#805

HandsomeMan

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

Nat- I hope you get the justice you deserve

Sheep I am watching the replay of the world track cycling champs, I hope you have been watching my friend.

Damn Polish guy took the bronze medal from 19yo Danish kid on the last round of the point race. Last round out of 150. Not cool. The Australien guy Cameron Meyer was in the lead with 30 points and couldn't lose, but the ****er still kept chasing the Danish guy and keeping him from making more points. FU Australia

04-14-2017 , 05:05 PM

#806

Natamus

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Sammy the polish guy didn't take the medal, he won it and the Danish kid lost because he wasn't good enough.

Please, try to keep up.

04-14-2017 , 05:11 PM

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HandsomeMan

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

Sammy the polish guy didn't take the medal, he won it and the Danish kid lost because he wasn't good enough.

Please, try to keep up.

You take that back, right now.

The Australien guy helped the Polish guy for no reason. Poor Danish kid had to do everything alone and he got screwed on round 149 out of 150 by a guy that already won. This was his first year and he's only 19, he will come back and beat that Aussie prick next year.

Denmark will have an Australian queen in less than 5 years. This pisses Sammy off immensely.

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04-14-2017 , 05:17 PM

#808

HandsomeMan

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AAAAAArrrrrghh

04-14-2017 , 05:19 PM

#809

fidstar-poker

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nice set of norks.

04-14-2017 , 05:20 PM

#810

Natamus

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Just like the Danish to complain about having to do something all on their own

04-14-2017 , 05:27 PM

#811

HandsomeMan

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Calm down

04-14-2017 , 05:28 PM

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Mr.mmmKay

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right now

04-14-2017 , 05:37 PM

#813

Natamus

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Just got a $512 dividend from a state of Israel investment bond so Friday ain't all bad and I've calmed down

04-14-2017 , 05:39 PM

#814

HandsomeMan

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That's good

04-14-2017 , 05:40 PM

#815

Mr.mmmKay

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Israel's gonna go bankrupt

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04-14-2017 , 05:56 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

Nat- I hope you get the justice you deserve

Sheep I am watching the replay of the world track cycling champs, I hope you have been watching my friend.

Sheep didn't even know about this.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

Israel's gonna be bankrupt

no u

04-14-2017 , 05:59 PM

#817

Natamus

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

Israel's gonna go bankrupt

Nah the Jews know money

04-14-2017 , 06:15 PM

#818

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Quote:

Originally Posted by HandsomeMan

So what you are saying is that the Denmarkian would have preferred to be gifted the bronze.

That's ****ing weak.

04-14-2017 , 06:51 PM

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HandsomeMan

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Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

So what you are saying is that the Denmarkian would have preferred to be gifted the bronze.

That's ****ing weak.

You don't have a clue about how cycling works, punk!

04-14-2017 , 07:00 PM

#820

Natamus

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Quote:

Originally Posted by HandsomeMan

You don't have a clue about how cycling works, punk!

Yea but we know how little the Danish work, so...

04-14-2017 , 07:14 PM

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Morphismus

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04-14-2017 , 07:16 PM

#822

AlwaysFolding

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

Israel's gonna go bankrupt

What Mr.mmmKay MEANS is

because he is that kind of politicker

04-14-2017 , 07:17 PM

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04-14-2017 , 07:18 PM

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04-14-2017 , 07:18 PM

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