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04-13-2017 , 04:12 PM

#701

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,220

nerds

04-13-2017 , 04:16 PM

#702

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,070

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

Did you ever think what a lucky coincidence it is that Jesus was crucified on a Friday? So that he could come back on a Monday? So convenient!

Is Sammy's gf Jesus?

You think she could make her pussy taste like beer for Sammy.

04-13-2017 , 04:21 PM

#703

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,825

How many more days and hours do I have to vote in the cull? Me and my gimmicks gonna make this a tie like last year. MTT deserved to go last year, somehow survived so really want to send him out of the stratosphere this year.

Also happy Easter BBV!

04-13-2017 , 04:24 PM

#704

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

1. The memes are strong today
1a. The trading cards are also strong today
2. I leave for Vegas on Sunday morning for a work trip.
3. Those who know me know ill find a way to sneak off for a few hours of poker.
3a. If I don't have time for pokerz then I'll sneak away for sports bets and the Video Poker bar.
4. Wtf work is in Summerlin and I'm staying at Luxor instead of Red Rock?!?
4a. LOLComps is why
5. Bringing Oscar & Fonzie to hang in the hotel room.

04-13-2017 , 04:28 PM

#705

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,368

04-13-2017 , 04:29 PM

#706

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,368

04-13-2017 , 04:30 PM

#707

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,368

04-13-2017 , 04:30 PM

#708

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,368

04-13-2017 , 04:31 PM

#709

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

LOLcomps and LOLsoftgames both locations

04-13-2017 , 04:31 PM

#710

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

You have until morning of 4/16 Mr. Piddlator!

Last edited by AlwaysFolding; 04-13-2017 at 04:32 PM. Reason: Just make sure the gimmicks is older than March...

04-13-2017 , 04:57 PM

#711

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

LOLcomps and LOLsoftgames both locations

I love playing at Luxor and Excalibur. You're less likely to get a 1/3 game you can go +1000-2000 in because there's less money on the tables than bellagio or aria, Venetian and WynnCore but you'll have an easier time posting consistent +300-1000 sessions

04-13-2017 , 05:16 PM

#712

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

nat the nit

04-13-2017 , 05:19 PM

#713

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

All hail Nitamus, king of the nits!

Seriously though, soft games if you can handle the high-level meta-derp going on with all the extra chromosomal clientele

04-13-2017 , 06:06 PM

#714

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,590

Fffffff Assssssssaaaaaaaa!aaaaaaaa

04-13-2017 , 06:11 PM

#715

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,590

Happy Khmer new Year

04-13-2017 , 06:12 PM

#716

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,590

I spent it at the pussy bar and it was fun

04-13-2017 , 06:13 PM

#717

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,590

Hooker was mediocre though

04-13-2017 , 06:13 PM

#718

wafflehouse1

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 11,268

First

Last edited by wafflehouse1; 04-13-2017 at 06:14 PM. Reason: C-c-c-c-combobreaker

04-13-2017 , 06:13 PM

#719

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,590

Now I am too drunk to sleep. I blame Obama

04-13-2017 , 06:15 PM

#720

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

nat the nit

Wait til Jeff and I go to NBA summer league in July. I'm going to run that rehab he went through down the drain.

04-13-2017 , 06:20 PM

#721

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

Wait til Jeff and I go to NBA summer league in July. I'm going to run that rehab he went through down the drain.

NOw I am really ****ing confused, my name is jeff.

When in July are we going where?

04-13-2017 , 06:20 PM

#722

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,590

Hi waffle

04-13-2017 , 06:21 PM

#723

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

NOw I am really ****ing confused, my name is jeff.

When in July are we going where?

You're surely invited July 9-13 but I was referring to Korean Jeff aka Inspectah Dank

04-13-2017 , 06:21 PM

#724

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

Quote:

Originally Posted by wafflehouse1

First

also, wh1 itt

chubby girls best run and hide b4 he gets his syrup all over you

Spoiler:

04-13-2017 , 06:21 PM

#725

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,590

If anyone. Breaks my com os I'll welcome it to be you

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