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07-29-2013 , 05:25 PM

#51

tultfill

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

True. I guess you can't win what you already own...

And Steve Martin is hilarious.

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07-29-2013 , 07:32 PM

#52

Rob_10108

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^Will somebody cull this mother****er already?

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07-29-2013 , 08:11 PM

#53

tultfill

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Originally Posted by Rob_10108

^Will somebody cull this mother****er already?

Go watch a commercial, maybe that will give you some more creative ideas.

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07-29-2013 , 11:00 PM

#54

wafflehouse1

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 11,266

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Originally Posted by tultfill

Go watch a commercial, maybe that will give you some more creative ideas.

The jerk store called and they're all out of you!

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07-29-2013 , 11:31 PM

#55

bob2222

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Join Date: Nov 2012 Posts: 720

the jerk store? you lie theres no such thing

and ead in every thread is starting to look like 90 year old hooker

not many gems it all the same lame crap , bbv needs some new buzz words

hammer time oh oh oh you cant touch this

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07-30-2013 , 03:25 AM

#56

tultfill

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Originally Posted by wafflehouse1

The jerk store called and they're all out of you!

Let me whip this lapdog of yours in peace. You have enough lackeys, surely you can spare a couple.

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07-30-2013 , 03:26 AM

#57

tultfill

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Originally Posted by bob2222

not many gems it all the same lame crap from the same crappy people

fyp
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07-30-2013 , 04:35 AM

#58

Raging Potato

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Originally Posted by tultfill

fyp
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07-30-2013 , 08:55 AM

#59

2cardstud93

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thank you for saving my $hit thread wafflehouse, I love animals, I'm a former vet tech.

I guess I dont have much of a story, its really all a blur.

I am actually taking some time off. I have been mildy successful over the years but I'm a blackout drunk. My poker autopilot is second to none but lately I dont even seem to care about poker I just want to get to the club.

I used poker money to pay the DMV $1200 i owed them and am in the process of getting my license back. I would like to see this thread remain open as a place for shenanigans and serious talk about life and more shenanigans.

thanks BBV

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07-30-2013 , 08:55 AM

#60

2cardstud93

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and happy bday wafflehouse

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07-30-2013 , 08:58 AM

#61

2cardstud93

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and my avatar rules bob, learn to speaka the ingish

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07-30-2013 , 12:30 PM

#62

Grizwaldio

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I'm having a difficult time understanding the hate on this thread. Taking the time to make someone feel like **** for posting his story in a forum dedicated to the subject is childish/trollish. If you don't want to read it then stop flooding the thread with pointless **** and just MOVE ON to something you want to read. Or does it just make you feel good to be Internet poker forum snobs? LOL

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07-30-2013 , 01:03 PM

#63

2cardstud93

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i didnt post in BBV NOT thinking it would turn to shenanigans.... i just had a really bad couple weeks and felt like donk. I thought telling my story from the beginning would make my head clear up but i suck at writing. now im just waiting til midnight on thursday when i get my direct deposit. fortunately i have 2 green chips on top of my fridge so i can take a cab out to the casino when i get out of work at 11.

still a drunk degen

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07-30-2013 , 01:05 PM

#64

2cardstud93

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it gives a man a warm toasty feeling inside when he can finish 1st out of 1500 players 3 times in one week at 3 different games. even if its for $15

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07-30-2013 , 01:08 PM

#65

2cardstud93

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its an even better feeling when u wake up one morning and the $1K you had in your pocket the night before has magically disappeared and you swear you only bought in one time.

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07-30-2013 , 01:15 PM

#66

Deb4ser

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Originally Posted by wafflehouse1

Best part of the thread, imo.

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07-30-2013 , 01:37 PM

#67

Rob_10108

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Originally Posted by tultfill

Go watch a commercial, maybe that will give you some more creative ideas.

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07-30-2013 , 01:38 PM

#68

vughtzuid

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Originally Posted by Grizwaldio

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07-30-2013 , 01:51 PM

#69

tultfill

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Originally Posted by Grizwaldio

Last edited by Mold; 07-30-2013 at 09:15 PM.

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07-30-2013 , 02:03 PM

#70

vughtzuid

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Originally Posted by tultfill

It's what they do. They suck eachothers' dicks, compliment eachother for boring jokes and small penises, suck some more dick, laugh at people who passes by while sucking some more dick. It's all they're good for.

Should they die? Yes. Would the world be more beautiful without these droolers? Yes. Are their whole families a part of defective DNA string best separated from humanity and sent into outer space for termination? Yes.