You are bad, and you should feel bad.

Well I read it and for once I'm not going to say something nasty.

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I will trust Akyle's judgment and say nothing nasty, but I still chose not to read.

surely someone has read by now, keen on cliffs and.....hahaha

Let the man tell his tale.
If you're not interested in it, just leave.

Sound advice, maybe take it yourself in the degen stories thread?

Fair enough, can't argue with that unfortunately.

Happy birthday b.t.w., how old are you now?

Too old.

For the first time in my life when having a hangover I thought "I'm getting to old for this"

You're a disgrace to men everywhere

Honestly, I found it quite interesting...

Can you even remember the last time you had sex? Or left the apartment to go to somewhere other than the store?

i read it boys worst story ever. please no part 3 op-or mold will ban ur ass.

wins the thread

He will never be able to win a thread ever.

ICWUDT

+1

What the hell is going on in this thread anyway?

Cliffs up to this point:

After having some friends get me interested in televised poker (WSOP, WPT), I started playing in a home single table tourney. Realizing I had a knack for the game I started playing online freerolls and low stakes fixed-limit holdem at a local casino. After some success playing live I decided it was time to move to no limit. I realized I had a lot to learn. Every Friday I couldn't get to the casino fast enough. I cashed my paycheck there. I would sit down with $200 and either quickly lose it or quickly double it and leave. I had no idea what a "session" or "bankroll" was.

I was, however, experiencing moderate success. I had saved enough winnings to buy myself a newer car, a gaudy watch, and was eating lunch at a high end downtown bar everyday. I was also putting tons of cocaine up my nose daily. I never played high because it made me extremely jittery.

One morning in 2004 I went to log onto Pokerchamps and window popped up telling me that the site was no longer available to U.S. players.

I have to poop so I will continue in a bit

dont know if I should waste ay more time on this thread... make the next post a good story.. btw nobody gives a sh*t how much coke you can snort

I mildly dislike op and shall tell all my fellow man at 2plus2 who value my input a lot not to read

i tell you not two read fellow 2plus2 readers as i read two lines and got bored

now who wants to be bored no one , so for the love of god did not read

plus your avatar op is like wtf why would any pick that as a avatar?

True. I guess you can't win what you already own...