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08-04-2008 , 05:30 PM

diddlysquat

enthusiast

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 57

This site just launched and I can't stop laughing! Poker and porn all wrapped up in one! The best part of the site has to be the FPP rewards. 100,000 can get you your own porn shoot! So much for the hoodie, cap, and other logo's crap.

Someone please set the over/under on how may months this site lasts!

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08-04-2008 , 05:32 PM

mr.giggles

veteran

Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 2,610

Perfect site for BBV, they're always talking about playing poker and wankin it at the same time.

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08-04-2008 , 05:49 PM

c_hoop

old hand

Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 1,658

potential

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08-04-2008 , 06:04 PM

Fletcher19

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 4,131

hahaha wow this is brilliant

is it on its own network?

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08-04-2008 , 06:19 PM

thrasher789

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 6,541

soooooooooo legit amirite?

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08-04-2008 , 06:22 PM

10_kyle_10

grinder

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 669

100 FTP for 95 Swank anyone?

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08-04-2008 , 06:23 PM

DerrtySlime

veteran

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 2,190

soo awesome i love their standard table.

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08-04-2008 , 07:02 PM

80sSynthPop

adept

Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 892

I'm honestly surprised Hustler/Larry Flynt didn't try this first.

(and if Flynt owns Swank, well, that's what I get for being google lazy)

Last edited by 80sSynthPop; 08-04-2008 at 07:03 PM. Reason: I wonder who are worse poker players, sports betting degens or porn degens??

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08-04-2008 , 07:15 PM

Vinconce

grinder

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 448

1 Hardcore Scene with a Swank Girl

Act in your own porno movie and direct it, if you have the desire! The film you make will be shown on Swank Poker and other venues. If you are shy or don’t want to be recognized, it’s OK to wear a mask. Only 100,000 Swank Points without air travel.

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08-04-2008 , 07:26 PM

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VillainUnknown

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 2,957

What's my rakeback if I catch a venereal disease from one of their prostitutes?

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08-04-2008 , 07:28 PM

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sippin_criss

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,769

my gf was talking about this the other day, saying pokerstars should offer bj's etc in the fpp store. lo and behold.

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08-04-2008 , 07:29 PM

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vanizfake

journeyman

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 276

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Originally Posted by VillainUnknown

What's my rakeback if I catch a venereal disease from one of their prostitutes?

you have to email support to be put on the list

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08-04-2008 , 07:47 PM

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yahtzee666

journeyman

Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 271

This is the breast poker site I've ever seen.

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08-04-2008 , 08:02 PM

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Vinconce

grinder

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 448

I have a Kane mask that will finally be put to good use!

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08-04-2008 , 08:04 PM

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beer pong

adept

Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 915

1 mess on a swank girl!

girlfriend not letting you explode on her face, or even give her a pearl necklace? ever wanted to release your fury all over a porn star? well here's your chance to give the facial of a lifetime to one of our own swank girls! XTREME RUPTURE ejaculation pills will be provided prior to the glazing(peter north uses these). Only 9 Swank points without air travel!

category : anywhere | Points required : 11

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08-04-2008 , 09:08 PM

#16

leprous_hand

unclean

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 16,249

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Originally Posted by yahtzee666

This is the breast poker site I've ever seen.

hilarity!

oh and damn them for not having a mac client

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08-04-2008 , 09:27 PM

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Freudian

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 5,838

I suspect the quality of players a site like that may attract will be very low. But it will fail, like pretty much every porno/mainstream fusion yet.

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08-04-2008 , 09:32 PM

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cftw

veteran

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 2,284

I think this site is genius in the sense that it attracts the worst players possible and could cause a new "cake rush" where underage online gamblers would be breaking two laws.

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08-04-2008 , 09:45 PM

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ashesofheroes

old hand

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 1,286

so the avatars are naked?

is that all?

dont you guys remember what an epic fail nakedpoker.net was?
and that was pre UIGEA

is there anything else other than the naked avatars?

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08-04-2008 , 11:07 PM

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MSPChris

adept

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 896

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Originally Posted by sippin_criss

my gf was talking about this the other day, saying pokerstars should offer bj's etc in the fpp store. lo and behold.

pics of g/f

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08-05-2008 , 12:36 AM

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BTMegaCash

banned

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 772

i tried to register and deposit but there is no deposit options for citizens of washington state

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08-05-2008 , 12:55 AM

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80sSynthPop

adept

Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 892

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Originally Posted by BTMegaCash

i tried to register and deposit but there is no deposit options for citizens of washington state

Blue balls, imo.

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08-05-2008 , 01:00 AM

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BTMegaCash

banned

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 772

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Originally Posted by 80sSynthPop

Blue balls, imo.

lolololol

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08-05-2008 , 01:03 AM

#24

Davino

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 7,552

for real?

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08-05-2008 , 01:07 AM

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BTMegaCash

banned

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 772

for real bro

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